User:Simoncursitor

Template:Userpage Small balding Englishman, given to dyspepsia and bloat.
Can be tempted by pretty girls, science fiction or attention (or port, preferably Fine Reserve)

Oh, by the way, there is no Cabal in Wikipaedia. Honest, guv.

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Currently taking a second Wiki-nap, after a second judgement that an edit was inappropriate