User:Masterhomer/girl proof

Proof that girls are evil:

First, girls need time and money: $\text{Girl}=\text{Time}\cdot \text{Money}$

And we know that time is money: $\text{Girl}=\text{Money}\cdot \text{Money}$

We also know that money is the root of all evil: $\text{Money}=\sqrt{\text{Evil}}$

Therefore: ${\text{Money}}^2=\text{Evil}$

So we are forced to conclude that: $\text{Girl}=\text{Evil}$