User:JRM/Web Encyclopedia Song

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We sometimes have some trouble with rude vandals who'll confuseya
(Although they're much less cruel than the ones from Vandalusia)
When such reverts and edit wars cause stress for Wikipedians,
Administrators try to make it better with expedience
So editors can concentrate on cleaning featured articles
And clarifying facts about rare subatomic particles
Because providing information free on public media's
The overriding purpose of a web encyclopedia.

Urgh. Keep Vandalusia, but the first sentence needs to be reworked. And the rest isn't much cop either—you just can't rhyme "Wikipedians" with "expedience". This is a Gilbert & Sullivan parody! :-)