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A little man went on holiday to Tibet, and visited a monastery of 1000 Buddhist monks. As you'll probably know, Buddhist monks have to be hospitable to travellers: no exceptions. So he decided to stay the night with the monks in their monastery. He enjoyed himself 100%, his food was great, his bed was very comfortable. And he left in the morning. As he got to the bottom of the small mountain that the monastery was on, he turned and waved...and as he waved there was an almighty explosing. Half the monastery was destroyed, half the monks were killed.
The next year, he decided that he had enjoyed his holiday in Tibet so much that he'd go back again. He went back again, and the 500 remaining monks were still hospitable, though a little grudging. He enjoyed himself only 50% this time, and wasn't all that sorry to leave the dark glares of the monks. And he left in the morning. As he got to the bottom of the small mountain that the monastery was on, he turned and waved...and as he waved there was an almighty explosing. Half the monastery was destroyed, half the monks were killed.
This went on, year by year, until there were only two monks left living in a tent. They were incredibly fed up with him, and gave him half a tin of cold baked beans. One of them had to sleep outside the tent to make room for him. He was actually a bit fed up himself, and was thinking about finding another monastery to stay in. And he left in the morning. As he got to the bottom of the small mountain that the monastery was on, he turned and waved...and as he waved there was an almighty explosing. Half the monastery was destroyed, half the monks were killed.
The one remaining monk was furious. He grabbed a sword, and ran down the mountain after the little man. He said "Tell me why you killed all my fellow monks! Tell me now or I'll kill you!", and the little man smiled and refused to say anything. And the monk said "Tell me now, or I'll do it! I will." And still the man refused. So the monk killed the little man...
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...so we'll never know why the little man killed all the monks. Hilarious, eh?