User:Dr Ellipso

Your atoms fascinate me.

I am Ellipso: a Reverend and a Doctor of Metaphysics. My work can be seen between certain particles of dust which appear just before bedtime. I am perhaps best known as a manipulator of reason and an expensive thinker. My greatest achievement thus far has been my dissertation on the influence of psychic static on the orbit of Neptune, which, naturally, has never been read by myself.