User:Conglacio
I am King Dave "Conglacio" of Derby.
Dave was born over 385 moons ago in the Kingdom of Derby, the grandson of Peter, Apostle to the Irish. He found God, and began preaching this to all the peoples of the world, till he lost him again.
Dave was first recognised as King by the Emperor of the Vikings, and then by the Lord Protector of Puritania. Dave led a Coup against the Iranian led Starrist regime of Puritania, then joined the Iranian led take over of a small tropical island.
King Dave later retired from international conspiracies to become a phone monkey. Finally, He studied with the Molossian Military Academy before coming to the University of Derby to study Website Development and Theophysics.
His free time there was spent broadcasting royalist propaganda and '+1 Extreme Operatic Dragonslaying Symphonic Melodic Epic Heavy Hollywood Power Metal of the Mighty War Gods of Finland' on the local radio.
These days, He puts his military training to good use, by fighting for American Independence, climbing the ranks of the Irish Army and defending the people of Chesterfield from the Thinking Machines.
He does not speak Spanish.
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