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Why Spam tastes like excrement

Spam is obviously $Ψ = \frac{\cos π φ (t, ω)}{𝔢^{i}}$ where $t \in [0, 1]$ and $φ (x, z) = z - γ_{10} x - \sum_{m + n \geq 2} γ m n x^{m} z^{n}$ . Using this and the fact that the {{subst:user $c_{n} = ⟨ X ψ_{n} ⟩$ and $d_{n}^{*} = ⟨ X Ψ_{n} ⟩$ , the scalar product $⟨ X | Ψ ⟩$ can be expressed in the way as $⟨ X | Ψ ⟩ = \sum_{n} d_{n}^{*} c_{n} = 𝐝^{†} \cdot 𝐜$ where $𝐜$ is a column vector with elements $c_{n}$ and a row vector $𝐝^{†}$ with elements $d_{n}^{*}$ . The inverse $𝐀^{- 1}$ of a matrix $𝐀$ is such that ${𝐀 𝐀}^{- 1} = 𝐀^{- 1} 𝐀 = 𝐈$ .

Thus, we an conclude that, since $𝐈$ is the unit matrix, SPAM itself (denoted as $Ψ$ in previous paragraph), tastes like something you find under the shoe of a hitchhiker (denoted $𝐝^{†}$ ), $𝒬 ℰ 𝒟$ .

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Eddie Sutton, started as 139.78.11.1
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