User:Al E.

Self-applied Labels

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Among other things, I categorize myself as:

• Father
• Husband
• New York Giants fan
• New Jersey native (I never knew how much I loved Taylor ham until it wasn't easy to get)
• Resident of Maryland
• Former Blogger
• Sudoku addict (in recovery)
• Afflicted with photoptarmosis
• Not afflicted with an irrational fear of my enemy's fake Vietnamese soup, aka FoeFauxPhởPhobia

Hanlon's razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Wheaton's law

Don't be a dick.

Cole's law

Thinly sliced cabbage.