Flatulence humor

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Flatulence humor (more commonly known as fart jokes) is a form of toilet humor that refers to flatulence. It can take the form of to any type of joke, practical joke device, or other off-color humor .

History

Although it is likely that flatulence humor has long been considered funny in cultures that consider the public passing of gas impolite, such jokes are rarely recorded. It has been suggested that one of the oldest recorded jokes was a flatulence joke from the Sumerians that has been dated to 1,900 BC.[1][2]

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Two important early texts are the 5th century BC plays The Knights and The Clouds, both by Aristophanes, which contain numerous fart jokes.[3][4] Another example from classical times appeared in Apocolocyntosis or The Pumpkinification of Claudius, a satire attributed to Seneca on the late Roman emperor:

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He later explains he got to the afterlife with a quote from Homer: "Breezes wafted me from Ilion unto the Ciconian land."[5]

Archeologist Warwick Ball asserts that the Roman Emperor Elagabalus played practical jokes on his guests, employing a whoopee cushion-like device at dinner parties.[6]

In the translated version of Penguin's 1001 Arabian Nights Tales, the story "The Historic Fart" tells of a man who flees his country from the sheer embarrassment of farting at his wedding, only to return ten years later to discover that his fart had become so famous, that people used the anniversary of its occurrence to date other events. Upon learning this, he exclaimed, "Verily, my fart has become a date! It shall be remembered forever!" His embarrassment is so great, he returns to exile in India.[7]

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One of the most celebrated incidents of flatulence humor in early English literature is in The Miller's Tale of The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer, which dates from the 14th century; his The Summoner's Tale has another. In the first, the character Nicholas sticks his buttocks out of a window at night and humiliates his rival Absolom by farting in his face. But Absolom gets revenge by thrusting a red-hot plough blade between Nicholas's cheeks ("Script error: No such module "Lang".")

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The medieval Latin joke book Facetiae by Poggio Bracciolini includes six tales about farting.

François Rabelais' tales of Gargantua and Pantagruel are laden with acts of flatulence. In Chapter XXVII of the second book, the giant, Pantagruel, releases a fart that "made the earth shake for twenty-nine miles around, and the foul air he blew out created more than fifty-three thousand tiny men, dwarves and creatures of weird shapes, and then he emitted a fat wet fart that turned into just as many tiny stooping women."[8]

The plays of William Shakespeare include several humorous references to flatulence, including the following from Othello:

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Benjamin Franklin, in his open letter "To the Royal Academy of Farting", satirically proposes that converting farts into a more agreeable form through science should be a milestone goal of the Royal Academy.[9]

In Mark Twain's 1876 pamphlet 1601 a cupbearer at Court who's a Diarist reports:

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The Queen inquires as to the source, and receives various replies. Lady Alice says:

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In the first chapter of Moby-Dick by Herman Melville, the narrator states:

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Gallery of medieval flatulent-artwork

These images came from medieval manuscripts from the 13th and 14th centuries.

Inculpatory pronouncements

The sourcing of a fart involves a ritual of assignment that sometimes takes the form of a rhyming game. These are frequently used to discourage others from mentioning the fart or to turn the embarrassment of farting into a pleasurable subject matter.[10] The trick is to pin the blame on someone else, often by means of deception, or using a back and forth rhyming game that includes phrases such as the following:[11]

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  • ...accuses blew the fuses.
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  • ...articulated it particulated it.
  • ...introduced it produced it.
  • ...inculpated promulgated.
  • ...deduced it produced it.
  • ...was a smart-ass has a fart-ass.
  • ...sniffed it biffed it.
  • ...eulogized it aerosolized it.
  • ...sensed it dispensed it.
  • ...rapped it cracked it.
  • ...policed it released it.
  • ...remarked on it embarked on it.
  • ...circulated it perpetrated it.
  • ...last spoke let off the ass smoke.
  • ...said the words did the turds.
  • ...rebuts it cuts it.
  • ...said the rap did the crap.
  • ...had the smirk did the work.
  • ...spoke it broke it.
  • ...asked it gassed it.
  • ...started it farted it.
  • ...explained it ordained it.
  • ...thunk it stunk it.
  • ...is squealing is concealing.
  • ...thought it brought it.
  • ...gave the call gassed us all.
  • ...spoke last set off the blast.
  • ...made a frown laid the brown.
  • ...made the quip let it rip.
  • ...'s poking fun is the smoking gun.
  • The smeller's the feller.
  • It twas the thinker who loosened his sphincter.
  • If you heard the song you've soiled your thong.
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Assigning blame to another can backfire: a joke about royalty has the Queen emitting flatulence, and then turning to a nearby page, exclaiming, "Arthur, stop that!" The page replies, "Yes, Your Majesty. Which way did it go?"

Practical jokes

Practical jokes include:

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A <templatestyles src="Template:Visible anchor/styles.css" />Dutch oven is a slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the person's head while flatulating, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.[12] This is done as a prank or by accident to one's sleeping partner.[13] The book The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox discusses the Dutch oven, as well as a phenomenon it refers to as the "Dutch oven surprise", that "happens if you force it too hard".[14] The Illustrated Dictionary of Sex by Keath Roberts refers to this as a Dutch treat.[15]

A connection between relationships and performing a Dutch oven has been discussed in two undergraduate student newspaper articles[16][17] and in actress Diane Farr's relationships/humor book The Girl Code.[18]

In art and entertainment

Some entertainers, called flatulist, used flatulence in a creative, musical, or amusing manner.

The following art movements or concepts include flatulence:

In addition to the historical works described above, the following works of art or entertainment use or refer to flatulence humor:


References

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  10. Blank, Trevor J. "Cheeky Behavior: The Meaning and Function of 'Fartlore' in Childhood and Adolescence." Children's Folklore Review Vol. 32 (2010): 61–85.
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  14. "If you happen to be in bed sleeping with someone, what you do is drop the nastiest, juiciest broccoli fart under the covers. Then while your partner is still sleeping, lift the covers over her head and then wait until the fart dissipates." Maddox. The Alphabet of Manliness. Citadel Press, 2006 Template:ISBN, 978-0-8065-2720-8, 204 pages p.66
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