Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit

Template:Short description "Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit" (alternately "Beans, Beans, good for your heart") is a playground saying and children's song about how beans cause flatulence (i.e. farting).

The basis of the song (and bean/fart humor in general) is the high amount of oligosaccharides present in beans. Bacteria in the large intestine digest these sugars, producing carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane.

Lyrics

Alternate lyrics include:

Another alternate version includes: Template:Poemquote

A variant documented by Iona Opie, an English folklorist, is: Template:Poemquote

Popular culture

• A version of the rhyme appears at the beginning of Robert Crumb's comic strip, "Crybaby's Blues".
• In The Simpsons season 4 episode 20 "Whacking Day," Bart performs a rendition of "Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit."
• The American bean brand Bush Brothers and Company wrote a related song with the singer Josh Groban. The lyrics include a direct reference to the rhyme: "They'd yell about the musical fruit // They'd say the more that I ate, the more I'd (toot)".
• In a "Dot's Poetry Corner" segment of Animaniacs, Dot recites a variation entitled "Ode to a Veggie", that goes "Beans, beans, the musical fruit / The more you eat, the more they kick you off the air if you finish this poem."
• In an episode of Rocko's Modern Life, Heffer Wolfe randomly sings "Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you-" only to get cut off.

General references

• Dawson, Jim. Who Cut the Cheese?: A Cultural History of the Fart, Template:ISBN