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{{cquote|''Sarcasm'': the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.|||[[Fyodor Dostoevsky]]}}

When dealing with a particularly [[WP:DE|difficult editor]] or [[Wikipedia talk:External links/YouTube|situation]], you will never be tempted to resort to [[sarcasm]]. But if you somehow are, that's a really great idea. Better yet, use sarcasm ''before'' you use up all of your other options, or ''any'' of your other options for that matter. Sarcasm works well in online media, because it's easy to pick up on without all of those pesky [[nonverbal cues]], so you'll never even need to use the {{tl|sarcasm}} tag. It's hard to see how the employment of sarcasm could possibly be counterproductive. Because guess what? You're not on Wikipedia to make friends. So go ahead and make as many snarky comments as you want, and nary a care about harming Wikipedia! 

[[File:B-2 Spirit bombing, 1994.jpg|thumb|Example of an editor bringing about peace with judicious use of sarcasm. This method works so much better than sincerity.|alt=a B-2 Spirit bomber dropping several dozen bombs]]
Sarcasm is especially useful in controversial debates, the more controversial the better, where a sarcastic comment often has the effect of calming the situation. Don't worry about offending people; simply appending a smiley [[emoticon]], humorous [[XML]] tag (<code></sarcasm></code>), or irony mark ([[Irony punctuation#Irony mark|⸮]]) to your comment will [[wiktionary:assuage#English|assuage]] any hurt feelings (Don't worry; people will ''"totally"'' get what they mean, <s>even</s> especially the irony mark). You can also add ellipsis (<code>...</code>) at the end of your sentences to let the user sense the {{Font color|orchid|text=lovely}} implication themselves, and doing so exempts you from the strictures of [[WP:CIVIL|civility]] and [[WP:AGF|good faith]]. Come to think of it, why waste time constructing a sarcastic response where you can go straight for a nice tag conveying the sarcasm within seconds? Think somebody's talking rubbish? Don't waste time composing a response, just stick a <sup>{{!(}}''[[Cessna Citation|citation]] [[Northern European Enclosure Dam|need]][[ed (text editor)|ed]]''{{)!}}</sup> on the end of their comment. I mean, ''everyone'' knows what that means nowadays—think of all the time that you'll save!

Despite the use of the above measures and your inherent, undeniable cleverness, your sarcastic remarks may still be unrecognized or unappreciated by their target audience. This should be interpreted as immediate confirmation of your superior intellect and wit, as well as a corresponding deficiency of those qualities in your audience; you should never hesitate to emphasize this, as it will enable further discussion to proceed productively. It also allows the discussion to stray away from well-known contentious issues towards the beautiful landscapes of [[Hermeneutics|hermeneutical]] disputes on the possible or indisputable subjective and objective meanings of the semantical structures used in the various contributions to the debate.

In rare cases, users have been [[WP:BLOCK|singled out for special recognition]] of such demonstrated [[WP:AEAE|superiority]]. If you work hard at being disruptively sarcastic, you might earn this honor too! Yay!

While one could, of course, employ sarcasm from one's [[WP:REGISTER|registered Wikipedia account]], sarcasm is more effective and better appreciated if you have the fortitude to post it from an [[IP address]].

== See also ==
* [[Wikipedia:Diffusing conflict]]
** <small>Not to be confused with [[Wikipedia:Defusing conflict]]</small>
* [[Wikipedia:Advice for hotheads]]
* [[Irony]]
* [[Irony mark]]
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==External links==
{{Wiktionary|sarcasm}}
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Civility&oldid=114954517#The_use_of_sarcasm Policy against sarcasm]: A policy proposal on Wikipedia to forbid sarcasm (no, seriously!).
* [http://uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:Online_encyclopedia_Wikipedia_bans_sarcasm Wikipedia bans sarcasm]: an UnNews story about the above.

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