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'''This pool is now kept here for historical purposes only.  The millionth article has already been certified; it is [[Jordanhill railway station]].'''

This is a non-serious pool for predicting the title of the millionth article (as defined by the official article count presented on the [[Special:statistics]], and determined by the powers that be) in the [[Wikipedia|English Wikipedia]]. The person who comes closest to the actual topic is the winner (bonus points for guessing the exact title).  The current number of articles in the English Wikipedia is '''{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}'''.  This poll closed when the '''995,000th''' article was created.

Other milestone pools that are still open include the following: [[Wikipedia:Ten-million pool]], [[Wikipedia:500th language pool]] and [[Wikipedia:Last topic pool]].  The [[Wikipedia:Two-millionth topic pool]], and the [[Wikipedia:Five-million pool]] are also closed.

The subheadings below were meant to be kept nonspecific and in line with current Wikipedia subcategories, and in '''''alphabetical order''''' at every level.  

An example guess would have been: [[Anatomy of David Hasselhoff's right shoulder]], which might have gone under the subheadings: Science/Biology/Anatomy.

Please do not create useless (as of {{CURRENTYEAR}}) articles just because they are listed on this page.

{{center|1=<u style="background-color: #FFFF00;font-size:medium;">''' You may not make any more guesses. '''</u>}}

=Culture=

==Art==
* [[List of artists named after a Boohbah]] (I like [[Boohbah]]!) [[User:Scott Gall|Scott Gall]] 07:58, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
** And so does my son, who is in bed while I'm still up editing Wikipedia. [[User:NazismIsntCool|[[User:NazismIsntCool|<span style="color:#99CCFF;">Nazis</span><span style="color:#FFCC33;">m isn'</span><span style="color:#FF9999;">t cool</span>]]]] 08:55, 7 May 2005 (UTC)
* [[Michél the Mechanic]] (an recently uncovered Beano comic strip that lasted three issues in 1942, or something) [[User:BillyH|Billy]][[User talk:BillyH|H]] 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Culture of Isle of Wight]]--[[User:Thewayforward|Thewayforward]] 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[Harm Kamerlingh Onnes]]

==Arts==

*[[List of lower case characters of the Latin alphabet between 'r' and 't']] [[User:Scott Burley|<nowiki></nowiki>]]-- [[User:Scott Burley|Scott]] [[User talk:Scott Burley|<small style="color:black;">''e<sup>i&#960;</sup> + 1 = 0''</small>]] 07:29, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
**That'd be a redirect to '[[s]]' - [[User:Ghelae|Ghelae]] 09:38, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

===Comics===

*[[List of Marvel Comics characters to have been resurrected]] [[User:Hiding|Hiding]] 13:28, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
** Pretty much covered at [[comic book death]], no? --[[User:DropDeadGorgias|DropDeadGorgias]] [[User_talk:DropDeadGorgias|(talk)]] July 7, 2005 17:14 (UTC)
*[[List of Marvel Comics characters who have been busted in drugs raids]] -- [[User:Francs2000|Francs2000]] | [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Francs2000&action=edit&section=new Talk] [[Image:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|25px|<nowiki></nowiki>]] 12:13, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Phil Sandifer]] [[User:Jacqui M Schedler|<span style="color:#663366;">Jacqui</span>]] [[User_talk:Jacqui M Schedler|<sup>★</sup>]] 08:12, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
* [[Jerk City]] [[User:Ashibaka|Ashibaka]] ([[User talk:Ashibaka|tock]]) 18:27, 11 November 2005 (UTC)

==Entertainment==
* [[Wikipedia:Votes for Deletion]] --[[User:SPUI|SPUI]] ([[User talk:SPUI|talk]]) 14:33, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[The Gay Nigger Association of America eating apple pie and performing autofellatio]] [[User:Scott Burley|<nowiki></nowiki>]]-- [[User:Scott Burley|Scott]] [[User talk:Scott Burley|<small style="color:black;">''e<sup>i&#960;</sup> + 1 = 0''</small>]] 07:55, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
*[[SPUI violates the three guess rule]] --[[User:SPUI|SPUI]] ([[User talk:SPUI|talk]]) 05:17, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[RfC of User:Project2501a vs User:SPUI for violating the threee guesses rule]] -- [[User:Project2501a|Project2501a]] 14:16, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Gay Nigger Association of America]] after being deleted and recreated [[User:BrokenSegue|'''B'''roken]][[User talk:BrokenSegue|'''S'''egue]] 03:14, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
: ...for the tenth time. --[[User:Barista|Barista]] | a/k/a マイケル | [[User_talk:Barista|T]]/[[Special:Contributions/Barista|C]] 12:34, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Jimmy Wales ON WHEELS!]] [[User:Hedley|Hedley]] 03:01, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)
:* Excuse me, what does phrase ''... on wheels'' mean? I can't find a wikipedia article about it...
::* It's a parody of "Willy on Wheels", a notorious Wikipedia troll. [[User:JIP|&mdash; <span style="color:#CC0000;">J</span><span style="color:#00CC00;">I</span><span style="color:#0000CC;">P</span>]] | [[User talk:JIP|Talk]] 12:04, 4 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of crimes Michael Jackson has been found guilty of]] [[User:Kinitawowi|Kinitawowi]] 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of celebrities known to harbour gnomes in their ear cavities]] [[User:Eixo|Eixo]] 10:07, 27 May 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of celebrities known to harbor Michael Jackson songs in their ear cavities]] --[[User:Idont havaname|Idont Havaname]] 30 June 2005 07:33 (UTC)
* [[List of children in the world that Michael Jackson has not slept with]] [[User:Midster|Midster]] 09:14, 14 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[2008 child molestation trial of Michael Jackson]] [[User:Columbia|Columbia]] 12:13, Jun 17, 2005 (UTC)
*[[People who may have been Michael Jackson's parents]] --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez]] [[User_talk:Nintendorulez|(talk)]] 23:28, 14 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Revelations that Schapelle Corby is male]] [[User:203.167.171.115|203.167.171.115]] 5 July 2005 08:27 (UTC)
*[[List of plausibly illiterate celebrities]] --[[User:DropDeadGorgias|DropDeadGorgias]] [[User_talk:DropDeadGorgias|(talk)]] July 7, 2005 17:19 (UTC)
*[[List of celebrities without breast implants]] --[[User:Fallout boy|Fallout boy]] 11:11, 23 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of people or things known as the 800-pound gorilla of something]] --anonymous
*[[Gay Nigger Association of America ON WHEELS]] --[[User:Deathphoenix|D]][[Wikipedia:Esperanza|'''e''']][[User:Deathphoenix|ath]][[User_talk:Deathphoenix|'''phoenix''']] 20:53, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
* [[Paris Hilton's Dog]] - Oh wait. Damn.--'''[[User:God_of_War|God of]][[User Talk:God_of_War| War]]''' 17:00, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
**This.... makes me sad.  --[[User:Jeffrey O. Gustafson|Jeffrey O. Gustafson]] - ''[[User:Jeffrey O. Gustafson/Shazaam|Shazaam!]]'' - [[User_Talk:Jeffrey O. Gustafson|&lt;*&gt;]] 08:53, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of mutually exclusive lists of celebrities who have been stung by jellyfish]] [[User:Doctor Whom|Doctor Whom]] 18:49, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[Gestation and prenatal career of KaDee Strickland]] --[[User:Keepsleeping|<span style="color:gray;">keep</span>sleep<span style="color:gray;">ing</span>]]  [[User talk:Keepsleeping|<small style="color:green;">''slack''</small>]] [[Special:Contributions/Keepsleeping|<small style="color:green;">'''''off!'''''</small>]] 22:56, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[I Win (Game)]] -[[User:LambaJan|LambaJan]] 21:46, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
===Attractions===
* [[David Hasselhoff Worship Center]] [[User:RomeoVoid|RomeoVoid]] 06:54, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[World's largest ball of Anna Nicole Smith's navel lint]]  --&nbsp;<span class="plainlinks"><small>[[User:Brian0918|<b style="color:#000000;">BRIAN</b>]][[User talk:Brian0918|<span style="color:#555555;">0918</span>]]</small></span>&nbsp; 01:47, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
** [[World's second-largest ball of Anna Nicole Smith's navel lint]] (ha!) [[User:Master Thief Garrett|Master Thief Garrett]]<sup>[[User talk:Master Thief Garrett|Talk]]</sup> 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Festval of AAAAARGBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!]] --{{subst:User:No Toppings}}
**That is a festival among some inshore fishing villages to commemorate the arrival of their dredger-submarine. The name refers to the noise made as it stows away a bunch of [[shellfish]]-poaching [[scuba diver]]s in its dredgings tank ready for disposal. :-)
*[[List of famous rocks]] --anonymous
**[[Uluru|Ayers Rock]] and the [[Blarney Stone]] come immediately to mind. [[Giant's Causeway]] may qualify too.-[[User:Gadfium|gadfium]] 03:47, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
**Being anonymous ruins the whole "heh heh we're pretending any of us actually can win this thing" common internal joke! --[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 01:18, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
***I wrote the article and I was going to submit it as the millionth article (so the anon would win), but I missed the deadline. Oh well. Now we have a list of famous rocks. [[User:BrokenSegue|''B''roken]][[User talk:BrokenSegue|''S''egue]] 03:00, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

===Film===
* [[The Land Before Time 249]] [[User:BillyH|Billy]][[User talk:BillyH|H]] 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Final Destination III: The Final Final Final Destination]] [[User:AngryParsley|AngryParsley]] 05:18, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
** *cough* [[Final Destination 3]] *cough* [[User:GeeJo|<span style="padding : 0px 1px 1px 1px; border : 1px solid #809EF5; background: #FFFFFF ; color: #99B3FF">GeeJo</span>]] <sub>[[User talk:GeeJo|(t)]] [[Special:Contributions/GeeJo|(c)]]</sub> <small>&bull;</small>&nbsp;<small>23:51, 16 February 2006 (UTC)</small>
** [[Final Destination IV: No, We Really Mean it This Time, Honest]] [[User:Master Thief Garrett|Master Thief Garrett]]<sup>[[User talk:Master Thief Garrett|Talk]]</sup> 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
***[[Final Destination V: The Rube Goldberg Death Machine Strikes for the Eighty Fifth Time]] [[User:Jasongetsdown|Jasongetsdown]] 21:05, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
****[[Final Destination VI: Finaler Destination]] --[[User:Last_Malthusian|Malthusian]] <small>[[User_talk:Last_Malthusian|(talk)]]</small> 23:35, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
*****[[Final Destination VII: Deader Than This Franchise]] (alternate subtitle: "Just Die, Already" --[[User:Noclevername|Noclevername]] 10:41, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
* [[Half-Life: Revenge of Gordon Freeman]] [[User:Jasongetsdown|Jasongetsdown]] 21:08, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
* [[Red Dwarf: The Movie]] [[User:Kinitawowi|Kinitawowi]] 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Star Wars Episode XI: Attack of the Wookiees]] [[User:Android79|android]]&harr;[[User talk:Android79|talk]] 23:11, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Star Wars Episode XI 1/2]]: [[Chewbacca Defense|Defense of the Chewbaccas]] -- [[User:Brhaspati|Brhaspati]]\<sup>[[User talk:Brhaspati|talk]]</sup>/<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Brhaspati|contribs]]</sub> 22:52, 2005 Apr 12 (UTC)
* [[Star Wars Episode XII: Destruction of Froode]]
*[[Rambo XXXVII: Death to the Sequels!]] - [[User:Pax|Pax]] 05:40, Apr 20, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Jennifer Lopez' Oscar sweep]], wherein she takes home the [[Academy Award]] for Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Song, Best Director, and Best Original Screenplay for her autobiopic ''[[Painful Celebration of Mediocrity: The J-Ho Story]]''.
*[[Star Wars XXI: Skywalker Performs Autofellatio]] [[User:203.167.171.115|203.167.171.115]] 5 July 2005 08:27 (UTC)
*[[The Adventures of Several People - The Movie]]
*[[Jaws XLVII: It's A Big Fish, You See, That Eats Everybody]] [[User:Dralwik|Dralwik]] 02:13, 18 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[Jaws XLVIII: It's Getting Annoying]] [[User:Dralwik|Dralwik]] 02:15, 18 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[Jaws XLIX: Shoot Me Please]] [[User:Dralwik|Dralwik]] 02:15, 18 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[Jaws LI: Call the Shedd Aquarium]]
*[[American Mummies (film)]] -- [[User:Snargle|Snargle]] 00:30, 23 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[The Zimbabwean Connection]] -- [[User:Snargle|Snargle]] 00:30, 23 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[E.T. vs. Predator]] --[[User:Fallout boy|Fallout boy]] 11:25, 23 August 2005 (UTC)
*:[[E.T. vs. Jaws: One Gulp]] [[User:Alcuin|Alcuin]] 19:28, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Star Trek XI: The Trouble with Boohbahs]] -- [[User:Enzo Aquarius|Enzo Aquarius]] 14:42, 24 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[Ender's Game-The Motion Picture]] ----[[User:T. Anthony|T. Anthony]] 12:02, 26 September 2005 (UTC)
*:That would be [[Ender's Game (film)]]. [[User:Thue|Thue]] | [[User talk:Thue|talk]] 16:21, 13 December 2005 (UTC)
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148 Snakes On A Plane] --- [[User:Herostratus|Herostratus]] 06:03, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
*:We've had [[Snakes on a Plane]] since [[4 October]] [[2005]].-[[User:Gadfium|gadfium]] 08:02, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Samurai Champloo movie]] --[[User:Cyde|Cyde]] 20:29, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[Crazy Frog (movie)]] --[[User:Abe Lincoln|Abe Lincoln]] 18:19, 8 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[King Kong II: The Empire State Strikes Back]] -- [[User:BL Lacertae|<span style="color:red;">BL</span>]] [[User talk:BL Lacertae|<span style="font-size:smaller; color:#555555;">kiss the lizard</span>]] 10:48, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Spiderman 537: We've Run Out of Villains for Him to Fight, So We'll Just Have Him Punch Julia Roberts. That Always Gets Lots of Laughs.]]
*[[Jaws 24: Jaws in the year 3000]] - [[Image:Union flag 1606 (Kings Colors).svg|20px|UK]] [[User:Bourbons3|'''«ßØÛ®ßÖÑ§3»''']] <sup>[[User_talk:Bourbons3|T]] | [[special:contributions/Bourbons3|C]]</sup> 20:58, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Dumb and Dumber and Dumbest and Dumb to Infinity and also Tim: The Remake]] [[User:Gnome of Fury|Gnome of Fury]] 23:47, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Snakes on a Train]]  --[[User:Merovingian|M]] [[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<span style="color:green;">'''e'''</span>]][[User:Merovingian|rovingian]] {<small>[[User talk:Merovingian|T]][[Special:Contributions/Merovingian|C]] [[Special:Emailuser/Merovingian|@]]</small>} 07:20, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
** Wait for it... it's coming soon! [[User:Noclevername|Noclevername]] 11:13, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
*[[Baby Holmes-Cruise]] --[[User:Djrobgordon|djrobgordon]] 08:00, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Breakin' 3: Psychotic Bumblebee]] --PK 01:47, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

===Literature===
* [[Harriette Potter and the Life Changing Surgery]]
* [[Carendor]] (fictional place from a book by fantasy author [[Ian Irvine]]) -- [[User:Tim Starling|Tim Starling]] 07:49, Mar 25, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Great Hall (Central building of the city of Portent on the layer of Mungoth in the plane of Gehenna in the Planescape campaign setting for the Dungeons and Dragons role-playing game)]] [[User:64.12.117.10|64.12.117.10]] 12:29, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC) 
* [[Harry Potter and the Hairy Doom Apples from the 22nd Dimension of Some Crazy Shag Carpet His Mom Forgot to Throw Away Last Summer]] [[User:Pax|Pax]] 05:42, Apr 20, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Tangler]] (science fiction weapon) --[[User:Targi|Targi]] 03:31, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[Fassin Taak]] (character from an [[Iain M. Banks]] novel) --[[User:OpenToppedBus|OpenToppedBus]] - [[User talk:OpenToppedBus|My Talk]] 16:08, July 20, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Harry Potter and the Unspeakably Awful Death]] --[[User:Rspeer|RSpeer]] 15:43, August 4, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina]] --[[User:Rspeer|RSpeer]] 15:43, August 4, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Harry Potter and the Left Behind]] --[[User:RevWaldo|RevWaldo]] 05:23, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[The Last Dangerous Visions]] (ed. [[Harlan Ellison]]) --[[User:Dell Adams|Dell Adams]] 07:12, 13 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of Literature Banned by the UN Cultural Affinity Program of 2012]] [[User:Djgranados|Djgranados]] 01:07, 14 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[The Thickheaded Idiot's Guide to Stupid Unintelligence for Brainless Dummies, Part III]] --[[User:Berney|Berney]] 21:20, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[Cyber Heroez]]  Hey, am I not allowed to hope that someone makes a wikipedia page for the story I wrote?  --[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 01:21, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[The Day Eminem went craaazy!]] --[[User:Clockwisekid|Clockwisekid]] 20:24, 1 February 2006 (EST)
*[[Terrorism for Dummies]] -[[User:71.96.179.40|71.96.179.40]] 10:15, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Magical objects in Harry Potter: Book Seven]] - ''"[[Moloch]]&trade; brand military-spec [[Bristlecone pine|bristlecone-pine]] [[dragon]][[semen|spunk]] shoulder-mount [[trident]] wand", said [[Hagrid]] appreciatively, as he handed it to Harry. "When you absolutely, positively have to kill every single [[mugglebugger]] in the room, accept no substitutes."'' --[[User:RevWaldo|RevWaldo]] 05:47, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
[[Brilliance(Book)]][[User:Angrynight|Angrynight]] 06:29, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Harry Potter vs Tom'demort Cruise]]--[[User:Originalsinner|Originalsinner]] 08:16, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

===Poetry===
* [[Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning]] by [[Master Grunthos the Flatulent]] [[User:Project2501a|Project2501a]] 14:08, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[Ode to an Offline BitTorrent Tracker, or How I Miss Thee Mine Warezing Peers--oh Hello Officer...]] [[User:Master Thief Garrett|Master Thief Garrett]]<sup>[[User talk:Master Thief Garrett|Talk]]</sup> 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)

===Music===
* [[Ashlee Simpson's right shoulder]] [[User:Grue|Grue]] 12:48, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Mariah Carey's second lymph node]] [[User:Jacqui M Schedler|<span style="color:#663366;">Jacqui</span>]] [[User_talk:Jacqui M Schedler|<sup>★</sup>]] 08:12, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of celebrities with right shoulders smaller than Ashlee Simpson's]] [[User:Master Thief Garrett|Master Thief Garrett]]<sup>[[User talk:Master Thief Garrett|Talk]]</sup> 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of Céline Dion songs which were actually popular]] [[User:Crisco 1492|Crisco 1492]] 23:54, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[2006 Ashlee Simpson Pokemon Cerulean Promotion]], subsequently moved to [[2006 Ashlee Simpson Pokemon Cerulean Promotion ON WHEELS!!]] --[[User:Idont havaname|Idont Havaname]] 30 June 2005 07:28 (UTC)
* [[Backstreet Boys Revival]] [[User:Rentastrawberry|Rentastrawberry]] 03:46, 18 September 2005 (UTC)
* [[Chris Cornell's Tiny penis falls off]] --[[User:Jobe6|<span style="color:green;">Jobe</span>]][[User talk:Jobe6|<span style="color:red;">6</span>]] 05:06, August 24, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Ella Fitzgerald sings the Ramstein Songbook]] [[User:Gareth E Kegg|Gareth E Kegg]] 01:11, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of pop songs in Esperanto]] --[[User:NeilTarrant|Neo]] 19:30, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of songs that are 30 seconds or less]] --[[User:GVOLTT|G VOLTT]] 15:46, Apr 25, 2005(UTC) 
*[[List of heavy metal songs recorded by accordion bands]] [[User:Denni|Denni]][[User_talk:Denni|<span style="color:#228822;">&#9775;</span>]] 2005 July 5 02:19 (UTC)
* [[Ringworm (band)|Ringworm]] --[[User:GVOLTT|GVOLTT]] 15:06, Jun 2, 2005 (UTC)
* [[No Warning]] --[[User:GVOLTT|GVOLTT]] 15:06, Jun 2, 2005 (UTC)-- am I the only one taking this seriously?
**Yes. See the fourth and fifth words in this article... ;) [[User:Kinitawowi|Kinitawowi]] 22:27, August 6, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Spice Girls Reunion Tour 2010]] [[User:ParkingStones|ParkingStones]] 22:54, 22 Mar 2005
* [[Teenage girls get a clue-the death of Pop music]] - [[User:Pax|Pax]] 05:45, Apr 20, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Teenage girls get a clue - the death of pop music ON WHEELS!!]] [[User:203.167.171.115|203.167.171.115]] 5 July 2005 08:27 (UTC)
*[[List of people who have played guitar sitting on a WC while defecating]] (I am one of these) --[[User:Army1987|Army1987]] 14:59, 5 October 2005 (UTC)
*[[Silent Night (Mariah Carey song)]]. [[User:Extraordinary Machine|Extraordinary Machine]] 18:54, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Sean Preston Spears Federline discography]] --[[User:Keepsleeping|<span style="color:gray;">keep</span>sleep<span style="color:gray;">ing</span>]]  [[User talk:Keepsleeping|<small style="color:green;">''slack''</small>]] [[Special:Contributions/Keepsleeping|<small style="color:green;">'''''off!'''''</small>]] 22:54, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of appearances of dogs and creepy Aryan 10-year old girls in grunge music videos]] - [[User:Greatgavini|The Great Gavini]]<sup>[[User talk:Greatgavini|ON WHEELS!]]</sup> 16:32, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[MTV is renamed to NLMTV - No Longer Music Television]] [[User:Douglasr007|Douglasr007]] 02:33, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

===Radio===
* [[Roxanne Roberts]] -- cf. [[Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!]] [[User:Dell Adams|Dell Adams]] 09:45, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

===Sports===
* [[2007 World Baseball Championship]] [[User:Android79|android]]&harr;[[User talk:Android79|talk]] 23:13, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
* [[2007 World Baseball Championship ON WHEELS]] --[[User:Joshua Issac|Joshua Issac]] ([[User talk:Joshua Issac|talk]]) 20:02, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
* [[List of professional baseball teams in the Bronx with multibillion-dollar payrolls]] --[[User:Idont havaname|Idont Havaname]] 30 June 2005 07:33 (UTC)
* [[Barry Bonds homicide trial]] -- [[User:Android79|android]]&harr;[[User talk:Android79|talk]] 06:05, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Boohbah Throwing at the 2028 Olympic Games]] [[User:NazismIsntCool|NazismIsntCool]] 10:56, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Stefanova-Kramnik World Chess Championship match]] (See [[Antoaneta Stefanova]] and [[Vladimir Kramnik]]).-[[User:Gadfium|gadfium]] 23:59, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[TaylorMade r12 Driver]]  --[[User:Edsmilde|<span style="font-family:tw cen mt;">ED<small>smilde</small></span>]]
* [[Downhill skating]] (the fastest non-motor sport on the planet) [[User:Denni|Denni]][[User_talk:Denni|<span style="color:#228822;">&#9775;</span>]] 2005 July 5 02:20 (UTC)
* [[Downhill skating]] ON WHEELS]] how else? --[[User:Joshua Issac|Joshua Issac]] ([[User talk:Joshua Issac|talk]]) 20:02, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
* [[Rollerfucking]] (couldn't resist a [[George Carlin]] quote, heh!) -- [[User:Cjmarsicano|Cjmarsicano]] 05:38, 7 November 2005 (UTC)

===Television===
*''[[Law & Order: Traffic Court]]'' --[[User:Jayzel68|Jayzel68]] 16:35, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
*''[[CSI: Nunuvut]]'' Oh noes! The tribal bear has been shot!
*''[[Fast Animals, Slow Children]]''. [[User:Evil Monkey|Evil Monkey]]&#8756;[[User talk:Evil Monkey|Hello]] 05:40, Mar 28, 2005 (UTC)
*''[[Law & Order: Small Claims]]'' --[[User:Tydaj|Tydaj]] 03:00, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*''[[CSI:Random Location]]'' [[User:Karmafist|Karmafist]] 04:39, 16 August 2005 (UTC)
*''[[Star Trek: Series VI]]'' - [[User:Seth Ilys|Seth Ilys]] 01:05, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
**Just a matter of time...  [[User:Noclevername|Noclevername]] 11:13, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
*''[[World's Deadliest Live Executions III]]'' -- [[User:Cyrius|Cyrius]]|[[User talk:Cyrius|&#9998;]] 18:53, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[Battlestar Galactica Redux Redux]] [[User:Maximusnukeage|MaximusNukeage]] 22:56, 27 August 2005 (UTC)
*''[[Who Wants to be a Milllionaire hosts perform autofellatio while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance]]'' (not that it will ever happen) [[User:Scott Gall|Scott Gall]] 08:03, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
*''[[Who Wants to be a Millionaire hosts perform autofellatio while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and wiping their butt with the Chinese flag]]'' [[User:Barely There|Barely There]] 11:59, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*''[[Who Wants to be a Millionaire hosts perform autofellatio while reciting the pledge of allegiance and wiping the dog's butt with the Chinese flag]]'' [[User:HellRaiser|HellRaiser]] 04:50, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*''[[When Ex-presidents Attack!]]'' [[User:Proto|Proto]] 10:11, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*''[[CSI : Scunthorpe]]'' --[[User:Simoncursitor|Simon Cursitor]] 12:37, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*''[[When Soccer Moms Attack!]]'' [[User:Master Thief Garrett|Master Thief Garrett]]<sup>[[User talk:Master Thief Garrett|Talk]]</sup> 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of characters killed off in Coronation Street 3-Hour Finale before the BBC changed their minds and filmed one last series]] [[User:Master Thief Garrett|Master Thief Garrett]]<sup>[[User talk:Master Thief Garrett|Talk]]</sup> 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of characters killed off in Coronation Street 3-Hour Finale before the ITV changed their minds and filmed one last series]] [[User:-Ril-|<nowiki>~~</nowiki><nowiki>~~</nowiki>]] 1 July 2005 07:32 (UTC)
*[[List of great television shows Fox have murdered for little or no reason]] [[User:Theadept|The Adept]] 18:59, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
* 2006 Emmy Awards Ceremony --[[User:Barista|barista]] 4 July 2005 20:02 (UTC)
*[[Survivor: Winnipeg]] [[User:Denni|Denni]][[User_talk:Denni|<span style="color:#228822;">&#9775;</span>]] 2005 July 5 02:23 (UTC)
* [[Survivor: Marriott]] "Oh god! We're out of foie gras!" [[User:Jasongetsdown|Jasongetsdown]] 21:17, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
* [[Survivor: Antarctica]]  Oh, no, our foie graz is frozen!  --[[User:Spider1224|Spider1224]] 22:44, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
*''[[CSI: My Bowel]]'' [[User:Getcrunk|getcrunk]] 6 October 2005 22:35 (UTC)
*''[[When Rejected Contestants of Survivor and The Apprentice Attack!]]''- [[User:JustPhil|JustPhil]] 21:06, 10 October 2005 (UTC)
*''[[CSI: Gary]]'' <-- Man, that show could run for, like, 27 seasons. --[[User:OneofThem|OneofThem]] 01:12, 10 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of Star Trek actresses who appeared in Playboy]] [[User:80.126.130.198|80.126.130.198]] 23:53, 14 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of recycled Star Trek redshirts]] [[User:80.126.130.198|80.126.130.198]] 23:53, 14 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Guys, its over, give up (South Park episode)]], an episode of [[South Park]] where the kids confront Terrance and Phillip for turning their beloved show into a sounding board for whatever topic is pissing them off this week, thereby resulting in episodes that are no longer funny or charming and become hopelessly dated in less than a month. [[User:Youngamerican|Youngamerican]] 14:36, 23 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Ghost in the Shell SAC 3rd Gig]] --[[User:Cyde|Cyde]] 20:28, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[ITV3668989780787868565324367899765432]]- the newest channel from [[ITV (TV network)|ITV]]
*[[24, season 24]] --[[User:Berney|Berney]] 21:26, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of Digimon-related coupling flamewars]] -- [[User:Birdboy2000|birdboy2000]] 9:56, 17 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of seasons of The Amazing Race that haven't visited Antarctica]] --[[User:CrazyLegsKC|CrazyLegsKC]] 18:55, 18 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[Law and Order: Salem, Massachusetts]] SHE'S A WITCH!!! [[User:Staxringold|Staxringold]] 22:46, 22 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[The final ever episode of The Simpsons]] (it'll be part of season 20- or 30-something, I believe) - [[User:Andrewh|Andrew]] 21:56, 11 January 2006 (UTC)
*:Don’t you get tired of being wrong all the time? [[Special:Contributions/199.249.236.151|199.249.236.151]] ([[User talk:199.249.236.151|talk]]) 20:53, 29 November 2023 (UTC)
*[[Some Kind of Show on Public Broadcating Hosted by That British Guy]]
*[[Lost - They're all actually dead it seems]] [[User:Stumason|Stu]] 12:57, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Chase commercial where Roxie gets her first paycheck, opens a Chase account, pays for lunch, pays her bills, goes on a hot date, and is then ripped apart by a pack of wild dogs]] --[[User:RevWaldo|RevWaldo]] 04:44, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Seinfeld DVDs]] (I realize that its not a funny answer) [[User:Steveo2|JaredW]] 12:20, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[American Idol Season 5 Finals Voting Results]] (I'm not all that funny either...) [[User:The Disco King|The Disco King]] 04:14, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Bruce Forsyth's Celebrity Fisting Frenzy]] I hear Cheggers and Beadle have been lined up for the first episode. [[User:Deiz|<b><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#990099;">D</span><span style="color:#669900;">e</span><span style="color:#9900CC;">iz</span></b>]] 14:00, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Pimp My Extreme Makeover: The Apprentice Edition]] --[[User:Originalsinner|Originalsinner]] 08:16, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
** ...It's inevitable.  [[User:Noclevername|Noclevername]] 11:13, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
*[[Pimp My Chariot]]--this ancient show showed up one day in the ruins of a Roman garage --[[User:Spider1224|Spider1224]] 22:44, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

===Theatre===
*[[Osama Bin Laden: The Musical]] -- [[User:BL Lacertae|<span style="color:red;">BL</span>]] [[User talk:BL Lacertae|<span style="font-size:smaller; color:#555555;">kiss the lizard</span>]] 10:50, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Numa Numa On Ice]] [[User:71.96.179.40|71.96.179.40]] 10:22, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Rent On Ice]].  To be followed with [[Rent On Ice ON WHEELS!!!!]] [[User:SwissCelt|SwissCelt]] 04:45, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Andrew Lloyd Webber's One Night in Paris: The Musical]] - [[User:Originalsinner|Originalsinner]] 08:16, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

===Video games===
* [[Albert Gore Emulation Software]] -- [[User:One Salient Oversight|One Salient Oversight]] 13:51, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Dwarf Fortress]] by Bay 12 Games - will be out by then. [[User:Grue|Grue]] 12:56, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Image Flight]] ([[NES]] game put out by [[Irem (company)|Irem]] in [[1988]].) --&nbsp;<span class="plainlinks"><small>[[User:Brian0918|<b style="color:#000000;">BRIAN</b>]][[User talk:Brian0918|<span style="color:#555555;">0918</span>]]</small></span>&nbsp; 13:19, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Confirmed release date of Duke Nukem Forever]] - it'll be here soooon... [[User:Alphax|Alphax]]&nbsp;<sup >[[User talk:Alphax|&tau;]][[Special:Emailuser/Alphax|&epsilon;]][[Special:Contributions/Alphax|&chi;]]</sup > 08:54, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Final Fantasy XXIX]] - That's what it'll be up to by the 1,000,000th article... 29... ;) --[[User:WikiFan04|WikiFan04]] [[User_talk:WikiFan04|Talk to me.]] 13:20, 2 Apr 2005 (CST)
* [[Pokémon Light Magenta]] [[User:Hedley|Hedley]] 02:56, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[Pokémon Dark Brown]] [[User:Greyhead|Greyhead]] 17:50, Apr 25, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Pokémon Taupe]] [[User:EamonnPKeane|EamonnPKeane]] 18:40, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Pokémon Periwinkle]] [[User:Master Thief Garrett|Master Thief Garrett]]<sup>[[User talk:Master Thief Garrett|Talk]]</sup> 05:25, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of people who are at all interested in Pokémon Thunder Yellow]]--a short list, I think. [[User:Billybobfred|billybobfred]] 17:21, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[Blizzard Entertainment announces release date of StarCraft 2]] - This one will happen after #999,999: [[Confirmed release date of Duke Nukem Forever]] - [[User:Arathon|Arathon]] 15:19, 19 May 2005 (UTC)
* [[Pokemon Romanian Tricolor]] (of course) [[User:Barely There|Barely There]] 11:56, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[Grand Theft Auto: Santa Ana]] --[[User:Evanwohrman|Evanwohrman]] June 28, 2005 03:58 (UTC)
* [[Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City]] -- [[User:SeekerVI|SeekerVI]] 09:25, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[Red Vs. Blue episode guide: Season 5]] --[[User:Antilived|<span style="color: #58738c">antilived</span>]] 09:02, 22 October 2005 (UTC)
* [[Some end of level boss in some dumb game everyone's forgotten about]] --[[User:Sachabrunel|Sachabrunel]] 19:48, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[List of black comedians named Whoppi]]
* [[Peter Jackson's Halo: The Official Game of the Movie of the Game]]. [[User:Optichan|Optichan]] 20:24, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[Nintendogs 2]] --[[User:Syxed|Syxed]] 15:58, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[Nintencats]] [[User:Glome83|Glome83]] 13:34, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[List of support groups for MMORPG players]] — '''[[User:LaurenMcMillan|<span style="color:#8080C0;">Indi</span>]]''' <sup>[ [[user talk:LaurenMcMillan|talk]] ]</sup> 14:16, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

==Religion==
* [[Microsoft (church)]]. [[User:Demi|Demi]] <sup>[[User_talk:Demi|T]]</sup>/<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Demi|C]]</sub> 01:35, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
* [[List of failed Christian Raptures]] [[User:Dangerous Angel|Dangerous Angel]] 23:14, 10 May 2005 (UTC)
**Most of that'll be put [[Timeline of unfulfilled Christian Prophecy|here]]. - [[User:Ghelae|Ghelae]] 09:45, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[List of successful Christian Raptures]], later made into a redirect to [[0]]. - <span style="text-color:#C0C0C0;background-color:#FFD700;padding:1px">[[User:Ghelae|Ghelae]]</span><span style="text-color:#FFD700;background-color:#C0C0C0;padding:1px"><sup>[[User talk:Ghelae|talk]]</sup></span><sub><span style="text-color:#C0C0C0;background-color:#CD7F32;padding:1px">[[Special:Contributions/Ghelae|contribs]]</span></sub> 12:12, 14 February 2006 (UTC) 
* [[List of people believed to be Sauron]] (from [[Talk:Javier Solana]]) [[User:Dbachmann|dab]] <small>[[User_talk:Dbachmann|('''&#5839;''')]]</small> 13:59, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of people confirmed to be Sauron]] --[[User:Dante Alighieri|Dante Alighieri]] | [[User talk:Dante Alighieri|Talk]] 23:44, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of people killed by Sauron]] [[User:Master Thief Garrett|Master Thief Garrett]]<sup>[[User talk:Master Thief Garrett|Talk]]</sup> 05:27, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of orcs killed by Sauron]] [[User:Ikkyu2|Ikkyu2]] 06:53, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[The Holy Church of Atheism]] &rarr;[[User:Mathx314|mathx314]]<sup><small>([[User talk:Mathx314|talk]])([[Special:Emailuser/Mathx314 |email]])</small></sup> 23:42, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[What I got for Christmas 2006]] [[User:Hiding|Hiding]] 13:40, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of acts not considered sinful by any faith]] [[User:EamonnPKeane|EamonnPKeane]] 18:48, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
* [[The Holy Romanian Church of McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, and Pizza Hut]] [[User:Jesus Lover|Jesus Lover]] 05:10, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of Jewish Popes]] [[User:Rentastrawberry|Rentastrawberry]] 17:05, Jun 24, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Media coverage of Christ's Second Coming]] --[[User:209.6.213.17|209.6.213.17]] 4 July 2005 22:42 (UTC)
*[[Saint Dwayne]] (I was going to suggest [[Saint Kevin]] but discovered he's real) --[[User:OpenToppedBus|OpenToppedBus]] - [[User talk:OpenToppedBus|My Talk]] 16:17, July 20, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Alleged Satanic influence in Wikipedia]] --[[User:BrainInAVat|BrainInAVat]] 00:27, 27 July 2005 (UTC), [[User:Kinneyboy90|<span style="color:blue;">Эйрон</span><span style="color:red;"> Кинни</span>]]
*[[First Church of Oprah]] [[User:PMC|<span style="color:#000000;">&spades;P</span>]][[User_talk:Premeditated Chaos|<span style="color:#FF00FF;">M</span>]][[Special:Contributions/Premeditated Chaos|<span style="color:#000000;">C&spades;</span>]] 19:39, 19 August 2005 (UTC), [[User:Kinneyboy90|<span style="color:blue;">Эйрон</span><span style="color:red;"> Кинни</span>]]
*[[Saint Andre Bessette]]--[[User:T. Anthony|T. Anthony]] 12:12, 26 September 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of idiots claiming to be of the Jedi faith in the census]]--[[User:Mkns|Mkns]] 20:52, 25 October 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of Jewish chronic masturbators]] [[User:Youngamerican|Youngamerican]] 21:24, 17 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Church of the Pope, est. 2010]], [[User:Kinneyboy90|<span style="color:blue;">Эйрон</span><span style="color:red;"> Кинни</span>]] 00:36, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[Conversion of Pat Robertson to Islam]] [[User:Ace-o-aces|Ace-o-aces]] 04:31, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of hurricanes Pat Robertson has claimed to steer away]] [[User:Gnome of Fury|Gnome of Fury]] 23:42, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Pope Jimbo]] - yes, I am ''that'' predictable [[User:Greatgavini|<span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;">The Great Gavini</span>]] <sup>[[User talk:Greatgavini|one day, telepathy will replace the need to send other Wikipedians messages...]]</sup> 16:03, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of notable people now in Hell]] --[[User:Shultz III|Shultz III]] 07:35, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[List of Christians who believe that they are aliens]]--[[User:Seonookim|Seonookim]] ([[User talk:Seonookim|talk]]) 05:48, 20 January 2013 (UTC)

==Philosophy==

* [[Classical definition of lesbianism]] [[User:Demi|Demi]] <sup>[[User_talk:Demi|T]]</sup>/<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Demi|C]]</sub> 01:54, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
* [[Intro to Philosophy Student Drowns Derrida]] [[User:Jasongetsdown|Jasongetsdown]] 21:24, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
* [[Kant and continuity]]--[[User:Dell Adams|Dell Adams]] 06:10, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Does This Page Really Exist]]--[[User:Schyler|schyler]] 02:54, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[You Kant Be Serious]] -- [[User:Strazys|Strazys]] 08:08, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

=Geography=
*[[List of Disneyworlds in Andorra]] (see [[WP:BJAODN]] ) --[[User:NeilTarrant|Neo]] 17:29, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[Walmart (country)]] --&nbsp;<span class="plainlinks"><small>[[User:Brian0918|<b style="color:#000000;">BRIAN</b>]][[User talk:Brian0918|<span style="color:#555555;">0918</span>]]</small></span>&nbsp; 14:10, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of Indian cowboys]] (pertains to boys in India who herd cows). -- [[User:Brhaspati|Brhaspati]]\<sup>[[User talk:Brhaspati|talk]]</sup>/<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Brhaspati|contribs]]</sub> 01:12, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
*[[Every country except Romania is a lie!]] --[[User:Amanaplanacanalpanama|Amanaplanacanalpanama]] 08:44, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
**How do you know? (But because I live in Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan isn't a lie either) [[User:HellRaiser|HellRaiser]] 04:53, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of countries with autofellatio somewhere in their name]] [[User:HellRaiser|HellRaiser]] 04:53, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[History of Robonia]] [[User:The wub|the wub ]] [[User_talk:The wub|(talk)]] 15:20, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Every country except Romania is the truth!]] [[User:218.101.117.164|218.101.117.164]] 28 June 2005 04:50 (UTC)
*[[Every country except Moldova is a lie!]] [[User:Communism is Stupid|Communism is Stupid]] 00:40, 17 July 2005 (UTC)
*[[Campoloniano]] (The part of [[Rieti]] where I live, [[Orders_of_approximation#Zeroth_order_approximation|roughly]] 10<sup>4</sup> inhabitants) --[[User:Army1987|Army1987]] 13:28, 10 October 2005 (UTC)
*[[Wikivania]] more properly called The Distributed Republic of Wikivania --[[User:Barista|Barista]] | a/k/a マイケル | [[User_talk:Barista|T]]/[[Special:Contributions/Barista|C]] 12:45, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of longest rivers in Sealand]] [[User:Grutness|Grutness]]...''[[User_talk:Grutness|<small style="color:#008822;">wha?</small>]]'' 12:08, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Greenwood, British Columbia]], a city in B.C. --[[User:D.Penner|D.Penner]] 01:11, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia (country)]]   One can dream... [[User:Douglasr007|Douglasr007]] 02:35, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

=History=
* [[New England War of Independence]] -- [[User:Birdboy2000|birdboy2000]] 21:51, 17 December 2005(UTC)
* [[Korean War II]] --[[User:Shultz|Shultz]] 21:05, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
:...Electric Boogaloo --[[User:Barista|Barista]] | a/k/a マイケル | [[User_talk:Barista|T]]/[[Special:Contributions/Barista|C]] 12:47, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[The 2008 Dollar Collapse]] [[User:Preisler|Preisler]] 00:16, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[2007 Breakup of Russia]] [[User:24.247.85.157|24.247.85.157]] 22:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[February 2006 Scotland War of Independence]] --[[User:Mark J|Mark J]] 13:47, 28 May 2005 (UTC)
* [[Breakup of the United States]] -- [[User:Grunt|Grun]][[User talk:Grunt|t]] [[European Union|<span style="display: inline; background: #0000c0; font-size: 12pt; color: yellow;">&nbsp;&#8200;&#1160;&nbsp;</span>]] 04:16, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
* [[Famous Estonian soldiers in the Winter War]]. [[User:JIP|<nowiki></nowiki>]] &mdash; <span style="color:#CC0000;">J</span><span style="color:#00CC00;">I</span><span style="color:#0000CC;">P</span> | [[User talk:JIP|Talk]] 14:25, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[Global real estate crash of 2006]] [[User:Dave6|Dave6]] 06:13, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
** Oh...[[United States housing bubble]] &mdash;[[User:JJBers|<span style="color:red;">JJ</span><span style="color:green;">Be</span><span style="color:blue;">rs</span>]]<span style="color:blue;">&#124;</span><small>[[User Talk:JJBers|<span style="color:blue;">ta</span><span style="color:purple;">lk</span>]]</small> 05:35, 2 February 2017 (UTC)
* [[2006 Breton Revolution]] (causes Brittany to gain Independence from France) [[User:24.247.85.157|24.247.85.157]] 22:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
**It won't happen that easily. [[User:HellRaiser|HellRaiser]] 04:55, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[U.S. plan to invade Iran]] -- [[User:Grunt|Grun]][[User talk:Grunt|t]] [[European Union|<span style="display: inline; background: #0000c0; font-size: 12pt; color: yellow;">&nbsp;&#8200;&#1160;&nbsp;</span>]] 02:36, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
**As Iraq showed, they don't actually "plan" these things [[User:Ace-o-aces|Ace-o-aces]] 04:33, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[December 21, 2005 - Assassination of George H. W. Bush]] --[[User:Mark J|Mark J]] 13:47, 28 May 2005 (UTC)
*[[Destruction of the Earth]] [[User:Nickptar|Nickptar]] 20:53, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[Human colonization of Mars]] &mdash; [[User:Pladask|Pladask]] 06:57, Mar 31, 2005 (UTC)
**See [[Colonization of Mars]]; did you really think we wouldn't have that? :).--[[User:Pharos|Pharos]] 03:23, 15 July 2005 (UTC)
*[[Martian colonization of Earth]] [[User:Master Thief Garrett|Master Thief Garrett]]<sup>[[User talk:Master Thief Garrett|Talk]]</sup> 05:28, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Texan invasion of Estonia]] (a.k.a. "The spammer's War") [[User:Mikez|\Mikez]] 08:42, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[Military history of Antarctica]]--[[User:Wonderfool|Wonderfool]] [[User talk:Wonderfool|t]][[Special:Contributions/Wonderfool|(c)]][[Special:Emailuser/Wonderfool|e)]] 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[Rise of the machines]] written by [[User:Skynet]] --[[User:BjarteSorensen|BjarteSorensen]] 02:00, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[Resignation of President Rivers]] [[User:Dmn|Dmn]] '''/''' [[User talk:Dmn|&#1332;&#1396;&#1398;]] 10:16, 17 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[Life before google]] --[[User:Clawed|Clawed]] 04:56, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[English court intrigues(1221)]] --[[User:Fornadan|Fornadan]] 00:18, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[2005 U.S. invasion of Vermont]] cuz bush is too stupid to realize it's part of the U.S. [[User:Stancel|Stancel]] 02:54, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
*[[Lindsay Lohan Memorial Nuclear Power Plant Disaster]] [[User:RyanGerbil10|RyanGerbil10]] 18:00, 22 May 2005 (UTC)
*[[Partial Nematode Incident]] [[User:Eequor|&#8227;<span style="font-size:large;">&#5339;&#5505;</span>]]<span class="venus">[[Image:Venus symbol (blue).gif|&#9792;]]</span>[{{SERVER}}{{localurl:User talk:Eequor}} <span style="font-size:large;">&#5200;</span>] 03:54, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of gaffes committed by George H. W. Bush during his 2006 Trip to Japan]] He throws up on the Primes Minister. Like father, like son. [[User:24.14.99.196|24.14.99.196]] 04:14, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Operation: Let Freedom Rise]] [[User:Gerritholl|Gerrit]] <sup>[[Special:Contributions/Gerritholl|C]][[User:Gerritholl|U]][[User_talk:Gerritholl|T]][[Special:Emailuser/Gerritholl|E]][[Special:Whatlinkshere/User:Gerritholl|D]][http://topjaklont.student.utwente.nl/ H]</sup> 13:02, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Greek-Bolivian War of 2007]] [[User:EamonnPKeane|EamonnPKeane]] 18:47, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Military history of Oceania]], [[Military history of Eastasia]] or [[Military history of Eurasia]] [[User:Wikiacc|Wiki]][[User talk:Wikiacc|a]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Wikiacc&action=edit&section=new c]</span>[[Special:Contributions/Wikiacc|c]] 22:20, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
*[[2006 Alien invasion of Earth]] (Country music turns out to be an alien weakness) [[User:Midster|Midster]] 06:35, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[2006 Wikimedia takeover of Britannica]] [[User:HellRaiser|HellRaiser]] 04:55, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[2007 Secession of New York City]] --[[User:Ctrl build|Ctrl build]]<sup>[[User_talk:Ctrl_build|talk]]</sup>
21:41, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
** Article apparently already exists. Sorry [[New York City secession]] --[[User:Ctrl build|Ctrl build]]<sup>[[User_talk:Ctrl_build|talk]]</sup>
21:45, 24 Jun 2005 (UTC)
***I'll be sure to update it too!--[[User:Pharos|Pharos]] 03:25, 15 July 2005 (UTC)
*[[The Detroit Uprisings (2007)]] against the establishment of [[The Secure Homeland of these United States]] [[User:68.236.56.59|68.236.56.59]] 20:03, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)   (aka [[user:autopilots]])
*[[Taiwan War]] --[[User:BrainInAVat|BrainInAVat]] 3 July 2005 20:13 (UTC)
*[[Californian Revolution]] [[User:CrazyLegsKC|CrazyLegsKC]] 03:15, 16 July 2005 (UTC)
*[[Aztlan movement reclaims U.S. Southwest for Mexico]] yeah, right... like it's ever going to happen! --[[User:Titoxd|Tito]][[User_talk:Titoxd|<span style="color:#008000;">xd</span>]] 06:04, 26 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[Tongan Coup D'etat]]--[[User:T. Anthony|T. Anthony]] 12:22, 26 September 2005 (UTC)
*[[Queen Camilla Civil War]]- Camilla is crowned Queen, sparking civil war in the UK
* [[South Jersey Sells North Jersey to New York]]  [[User:American Patriot 1776|American Patriot 1776]] 19:41, 18 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[2006 devolution of Cornwall]] <u style="color:#00BB55"><b>s</b>murray</u><span style="color:#00AA77"><u>inchester</u><sup>([[User:Smurrayinchester|User]]), ([[User talk:Smurrayinchester|Talk]])</sup></span> 21:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[2006 invasion of Cornwall]] <u style="color:#00BB55"><b>s</b>murray</u><span style="color:#00AA77"><u>inchester</u><sup>([[User:Smurrayinchester|User]]), ([[User talk:Smurrayinchester|Talk]])</sup></span> 21:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[2006 global conquest by Cornwall]] <u style="color:#00BB55"><b>s</b>murray</u><span style="color:#00AA77"><u>inchester</u><sup>([[User:Smurrayinchester|User]]), ([[User talk:Smurrayinchester|Talk]])</sup></span> 21:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[U.S. Invasion of Canada]] [[User:Pogoman|Pogoman]] 21:30, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Effect of left-handed scissors on 16th-century Venice]]. [[User:Nvw|Neil Woodward]] 18:57, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Effect of September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on social lives of 17 month old hamsters whose names begin with G amd who like tennis]] [[User:71.96.179.40|71.96.179.40]] 10:04, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia-Encarta-Britannica war]] --[[User:COA|<span style="font-family:Lucida Blackletter;font-size:large;color:black;">COA</span>]] 06:04, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Anti-deletionist murders]] [[User:Gracefool|··gracefool]] |[[User talk:gracefool|&#9786;]] 10:42, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[The Millionth Topic Crash of Wikipedia]] -- [[User:Strazys|Strazys]] 07:55, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[2006 Invasion of Iran]] --[[User:Shultz III|Shultz III]] 07:31, 26 February 2006 (UTC) (Iran is supplying insurgents and weapons to Iraq!! WE MUST STOP THEM AS WELL!)
*[[North Korean Coup D'etat]] --[[User:Shultz III|Shultz III]] 07:32, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

=Life=
*[[Wikipedia achieves sentience]], as the amount of information reaches critical mass, an [[emergent]] [[artificial intelligence]] will form. [[User:Radiant!|R]][[User_talk:Radiant!|adiant]][[meta:mergist|_<span style="color:orange;">&gt;|&lt;</span>]] 12:37, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
:*Bloody hell, and we won't have even hit 1.0 by then... ～[[User:Jiminy Krikkitt|'''J''']].'''[[User talk:Jiminy Krikkitt|K]]'''. 23:08, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:*Then it will have to hold edit wars with itself. — '''[[User:LaurenMcMillan|<span style="color:#8080C0;">Indi</span>]]''' <sup>[ [[user talk:LaurenMcMillan|talk]] ]</sup> 14:22, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

==Death==
* [[Death-related humor]] -- anonymous 6:41 4 June 2005 (UTC)
**We already have that.
* [[Accessing Wikipedia in Hades]] -- [[User:SeekerVI|SeekerVI]] 09:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

==Education==
* [[Wikipedia]] --[[User:SPUI|SPUI]] ([[User talk:SPUI|talk]]) 14:32, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of rumors about that fat kid in my 9th period class]].  &rarr;[[User:Mathx314|mathx314]]<sup><small>([[User talk:Mathx314|talk]])([[Special:Emailuser/Mathx314 |email]])</small></sup> 23:39, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
** But I don't have a fat kid in my 9th period class.  Heck, I don't even have 9th period! -unsigned
* [[Martin Luther King Jr. Grammar School]] &ndash; [[User:ClockworkSoul|Clockwork]][[User talk:ClockworkSoul|'''Soul''']] 17:49, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[St. Mary's School]] I'm putting ''all'' my bets on education: this entry gets 2,710,000 google hits.  Of course the real article will have (Lodi, NJ) or something as part of the title-- do I still win? -- [[User:Mwanner|Mwanner]] 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Sacred Heart School]] This one's good for 4,420,000 goggle hits. -- [[User:Mwanner|Mwanner]] 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
Not if you use double quotes around your search, as you should do. "Sacred heart school" gets 86500 hits... [[User:Fram|Fram]] 10:55, 19 August 2005 (UTC)
* [[John Smith (Asst. Prof.)]] ''John Smith Asst. Prof.'' only gets 94,000 google hits, but I figure average professors are likely to get past the deletionists in higher proportions than elementary and secondary schools -- [[User:Mwanner|Mwanner]] 17:37, May 22, 2005 (UTC)
*Wikipedia's Millionth Article [[User:Werdna648|Werdna648]] 02:33, 22 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[Saint John Paul II Parish Pre-School and Day Care Center]] --[[User:RussBlau|Russ Blau]] [[User_talk:RussBlau|(talk)]] 19:02, 15 September 2005 (UTC)
* [[Wikipedia purchase of Encyclopædia Britannica]] ～[[User:Jiminy Krikkitt|'''J''']].'''[[User talk:Jiminy Krikkitt|K]]'''. 23:20, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[University of Bridlington]]  --[[User:RFBailey|RFBailey]] 23:32, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[Education of the Czech Republic]] --[[User:Li-sung|Li-sung]] 22:21, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[University of Hell]]--[[User:Seonookim|Seonookim]] ([[User talk:Seonookim|talk]]) 05:53, 20 January 2013 (UTC)

==Family==
*[[Your mom]] --[[User:83.240.1.254|83.240.1.254]] 16:42, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of moms]] [[User:71.96.179.40|71.96.179.40]] 10:06, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

==Food and drink==
* [[Imitation Soylent Green]] --[[User:Demi|Demi]] <sup>[[User_talk:Demi|T]]</sup>/<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Demi|C]]</sub> 01:47, 2005 Mar 23 (UTC)
**It's mannequins! Imitation Soylent Green is mannequins! [[User:Flatluigi|Flatluigi]] 01:18, August 10, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Uncle Joe's Mint Balls]] --[[User:Calton|Calton]] | [[User talk:Calton|Talk]] 01:11, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Main characters of Megatokyo#Ping|List of people who like pie]] -- [[User:Brhaspati|Brhaspati]]\<sup>[[User talk:Brhaspati|talk]]</sup>/<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Brhaspati|contribs]]</sub> 01:02, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
* [[List of people who brought pie]] -- [[User:PeepP|PeepP]] 18:47, August 12, 2005 (UTC)
* [[:category:People who like Pie]] --[[user:Celestianpower|Celestianpower]] <sup>[[user talk:Celestianpower|hab]]</sup> 23:28, 13 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[People who like Pi]]
* [[Piology]] - The study of 3.14159262328 pastry-wrapped food items - [[User:Ghelae|Ghelae]] 09:48, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[Schweddy Weiners]] --[[User:Barista|barista]] 4 July 2005 19:59 (UTC)
* [[Beijing-Cola]] --[[User:Brecht|Brecht]]
* [[Venezuelan Beaver Cheese]] [[User:Klassobanieras|Klassobanieras]] 18:46, 4 September 2005 (UTC)
* [[The difference between pi and pie]] --[[User:Berney|Berney]] 21:25, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
* [[How to make the drinks from Starbeans Café in real life]] [[User:Billybobfred|billybobfred]] 14:18, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[List of things donuts can't do]] [[User:71.96.179.40|71.96.179.40]] 10:10, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
:*But wouldn't that redirect to [[0]]? --[[User:Midnighttonight|Midnighttonight]] 08:05, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[Fairy Liquid]] - it's not there, and although you shouldn't drink it, I couldn't see where else it would go. [[User:Proto|<span style="text-decoration:none;text-underline:none"><span style="color:#66AA00;">P</span><span style="color:#5C8800;">r</span><span style="color:#326600;">o</span><span style="color:#184400;">t</span><span style="color:#002200;">o</span></span>]]<b style="color:#888800;">||</b><small>[[User_talk:Proto|<span style="text-decoration:none;text-underline:none"><span style="color:#002200;">t</span><span style="color:#224400;">y</span><span style="color:#446600;">p</span><span style="color:#668800;">e</span></span>]]</small> 17:39, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

==Freedom==

*[[The return of Nicolae Ceaucescu and the death of all languages except English]] [[User:NazismIsntCool|NazismIsntCool]] 11:03, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of people who know how to spell correctly Nicolae Ceausescu]] [[User:Bogdangiusca|Bogdan]] | [[User talk:Bogdangiusca|Talk]] 22:34, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of people who can't spell Nicolae Ceausescu]] [[User:Stancel|Stancel]] 02:55, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
*[[Human rights abuse of persons named Nicolae Ceausescu]] [[User:Sasquatch|<span style="font-family:Copperplate Gothic Bold;color:#1F85FF;">Sasquatch</span>]]&#08596;[[User_talk:Sasquatch|&#35762;]]&#08596;[[Special:Contributions/Sasquatch|&#30475;]] 16:21, August 4, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Human rights abuse of persons who can't spell Nicolae Ceausescu]] [[User:Ashibaka|Ashibaka]] ([[User talk:Ashibaka|tock]]) 18:29, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Human Rights abuse in Jan Mayen]] [[User:Mixcoatl|Mixcoatl]] 00:23, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
*[[Human Rights abuses in Timisoara by Traian Basescu]] [[User:Jesus Lover|Jesus Lover]] 05:13, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Human rights abuse in Chisinau]] [[User:Communism is Stupid|Communism is Stupid]] 00:42, 17 July 2005 (UTC)
*[[Human rights abuse in Cincinnati]] [[User:Proto|Proto]]<small>&nbsp;[[User_talk:Proto|t]]&nbsp;</small>
*[[List of users executed for breaking the three revert rule]] [[User:Astrotrain|Astrotrain]] 21:17, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of users executed for breaking the 'three guesses on Wikipedia topic pools' rule]] - <span style="text-color:#C0C0C0;background-color:#FFD700;padding:1px">[[User:Ghelae|Ghelae]]</span><span style="text-color:#FFD700;background-color:#C0C0C0;padding:1px"><sup>[[User talk:Ghelae|talk]]</sup></span><sub><span style="text-color:#C0C0C0;background-color:#CD7F32;padding:1px">[[Special:Contributions/Ghelae|contribs]]</span></sub> 13:33, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

==Health==
*[[Circumcision isn't cool]] [[User:Scott Gall|Scott Gall]] 08:14, 2005 Mar 26 (UTC)
*[[The role of lavender in contraception]] [[User:Hiding|Hiding]] 13:43, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Impact of the 2007 bird flu pandemic in Finland]] [[User:OpenToppedBus|OpenToppedBus]] - [[User talk:OpenToppedBus|My Talk]] 11:06, July 20, 2005 (UTC)

==Hobbies==
* [[Autofellatio in the Vatican]] --[[User:SPUI|SPUI]] ([[User talk:SPUI|talk]]) 14:32, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of autofellatio related topics]] - [[User:Earl Andrew|Earl Andrew]] 07:42, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Ass to mouth sales and chart positions]] -- [[User:Rhobite|Rhobite]] 05:54, Mar 29, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Causing psychological trauma by making people listen to late 90's bubblegum pop]] --[[User:Thephotoman|Thephotoman]] 19:07, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of Girls who have played D&D]][[User:Ace-o-aces|Ace-o-aces]] 22:52, 18 January 2006 (UTC)

==Home==
* [[Health risks of positron-powered household appliances]] -- [[User:Cyrius|Cyrius]]|[[User talk:Cyrius|&#9998;]]
* [[DIY fusion heating system]] -- [[User:SeekerVI|SeekerVI]] 10:14, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

==Interpersonal relationships==
* [[Jennifer Anistons' marriage to Angelina Jolie]] [[User:Preisler|Preisler]] 00:17, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[People whose marriages have lasted less than one week]]. [[User:JIP|<nowiki></nowiki>]] &mdash; <span style="color:#CC0000;">J</span><span style="color:#00CC00;">I</span><span style="color:#0000CC;">P</span> | [[User talk:JIP|Talk]] 05:22, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
**Wouldn't that just be a list of celebrities?
* [[List of celebrities by number of divorces]] [[User:Alphax|Alphax]]&nbsp;<sup >[[User talk:Alphax|&tau;]][[Special:Emailuser/Alphax|&epsilon;]][[Special:Contributions/Alphax|&chi;]]</sup > 08:56, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[:Category:People Rush Limbaugh has divorced]]. [[User:Steinsky|Joe D]] [[User talk:Steinsky|(t)]] 05:07, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

==Pets==

*[[First animal to become Wikipedia administrator]] [[User:NazismIsntCool|NazismIsntCool]] 11:05, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
**Aren't humans animals? [[User:BrokenSegue|'''B'''roken]][[User talk:BrokenSegue|'''S'''egue]]
***In a way, yes. [[User:Barely There|Barely There]] 12:01, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[First Human Banned by a chicken]] [[User:Stancel|Stancel]] 02:56, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
*[[Leet Academy for Cats and Dogs]] [[User:Barely There|Barely There]] 12:01, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[First Cow to become the autofellatio redirect vandal]] [[User:Jesus Lover|Jesus Lover]] 05:14, 15 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[First Penguin to become Willy on Wheels]] [[User:218.101.117.164|218.101.117.164]] 28 June 2005 04:45 (UTC)
*[[First monkey to cast a VFD vote]] [[User:Communism is Stupid|Communism is Stupid]] 00:44, 17 July 2005 (UTC)
** We [[User:Communism is Stupid|already have that]] [[User:Jdcooper|Jdcooper]] 19:18, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of livestock used in NASA test flights]] — '''[[User:LaurenMcMillan|<span style="color:#8080C0;">Indi</span>]]''' <sup>[ [[user talk:LaurenMcMillan|talk]] ]</sup> 15:07, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

==Time==
* [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}}, {{CURRENTYEAR}}]] [[User:Oven Fresh| &#9999; <span style="color:#429717;">Oven</span><span style="color:#002bb8;">Fresh</span>]][[User Talk:Oven Fresh|<span style="font-size:120%;padding-left:2px;color:#5a3696;">²</span>]] 23:41, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
** Are you talking about today?--[[User:Seonookim|Seonookim]] ([[User talk:Seonookim|talk]]) 05:43, 20 January 2013 (UTC) 
**No, today.--([[User:Aneekul|Aneekul]]) 11:59, 08 February 2018 (UTC)
**:I think this is a bot. It changes every day to that day. [[User:Editor 5426387|Editor 5426387]] ([[User talk:Editor 5426387|talk]]) 20:18, 24 July 2023 (UTC)
**::obviously today :rolling_eyes: [[User:Meolsei|Meolsei]] ([[User talk:Meolsei|talk]]) 22:50, 16 January 2025 (UTC)
*[[10:11, 2 February 2006 (UTC)]] -[[User:71.96.179.40|71.96.179.40]] 10:11, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

=Mathematics=
* [[List of words for numbers that have as many letters as the numbers they mean]] [[User:Schade chr|Schade chr]] 07:04, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[List of all lists which are not lists of themselves]] [[User:Antandrus|Antandrus]] 03:59, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
::Interesting, but [[Wikipedia:Father_of_the_bride_of_bad_jokes_and_other_deleted_nonsense#Impossible_list|already been done]].  -- [[User:Ricky81682|Ricky81682]] ([[User talk:Ricky81682|talk]]) July 3, 2005 09:57 (UTC) 
* [[Recursive topic disease|Recursive topic disorders]] [[User:DurtyWilly|Durty Willy]]  08:03, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of all non-self swallowing lists]] (shortly thereafter the server blew up) [[User:BrokenSegue|'''B'''roken]][[User talk:BrokenSegue|'''S'''egue]] 22:42, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
**Alas, this one's already been done, with a name like "List of all lists which do not refer to themselves"; the server stubbornly refused to blow up -- well, no more than usual, anyway. -- [[User:The Anome|The Anome]] 07:59, Apr 14, 2005 (UTC)
***Maybe better done as categories: [[:Category:all self referential Categories]] and [[:Category: all non self referential Categories]] to make the server blow these both need to be automatically generated. --[[User:Pfafrich|Pfafrich]] 00:17, 5 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[1+1=3]] --[[User:Clawed|Clawed]] 05:04, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
** this has already been prooven for sufficiently large amounts of 1. [[User:Project2501a|Project2501a]] 13:55, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Proof of Hilbert's 16:th problem (Kindergarten level)]] [[User:Mikez|\Mike(z)]] 08:23, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[Proof that P = NP]] &mdash; [[User:Timwi|Timwi]] 01:38, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
** Only if N=0. [[User:NazismIsntCool|<span style="color:#99CCFF;">Nazism</span>]] [[User talk:NazismIsntCool|<span style="color:#FFCC33;">isn't</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/NazismIsntCool|<span style="color:#FF9999;">cool</span>]] 07:56, 18 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*** If you take it as a normal polynomic equation, as you seem to have done, that should be "only if N=1". "P=NP" is false if N is 0 and P is not 0. But what "P=NP" usually refers to is more complex, see [[P = NP problem|Complexity classes P and NP]]. [[User:JIP|<nowiki></nowiki>]] &mdash; <span style="color:#CC0000;">J</span><span style="color:#00CC00;">I</span><span style="color:#0000CC;">P</span> | [[User talk:JIP|Talk]] 11:02, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[1=0]] [[User:Wikiacc|Wiki]][[User talk:Wikiacc|a]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Wikiacc&action=edit&section=new c]</span>[[Special:Contributions/Wikiacc|c]] 22:01, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of ways mathematics has destroyed human brains]] [[User:Purplefeltangel|Purplefeltangel]] 30 June 2005 03:44 (UTC)
*[[-4^2=-16]] - [[User:Acetic Acid|Ryan]] 07:36, July 27, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Whatchamacallit (mathematics)]] [[User:PeepP|PeepP]] 19:05, August 11, 2005 (UTC)
*[[0=1]] - [[User:RPharazon|RPharazon]] 23:02, August 24, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Proof of Riemann Hypothesis]] --[[User:Army1987|Army1987]] 14:55, 5 October 2005 (UTC)
* [[Approximately greater than or equal to]] - A symbol that I reckon I coined --[[User:Dangherous|Dangherous]] 23:32, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
** I've seem something like this used in a statistics paper once. --[[User:Pfafrich|Pfafrich]] 00:23, 5 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[The Oh my God! 2+2 really ''is'' 5! scandal of 2016]] [[User:Gnome of Fury|Gnome of Fury]] 23:47, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of numbers that have never been nominated for an Academy Award]] -[[User:71.96.179.40|71.96.179.40]] 10:14, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of interesting numbers]] [[User:Sjakkalle|Sjakkalle]] [[User talk:Sjakkalle|<small>(Check!)</small>]] 14:39, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of uninteresting numbers]] [[User:Minipie8|Minipie8]] 2006.02.10 06:09:21 UTC
*Proof that, on rare occasions, [[2+2=[5(sex)/typewriter]]] [[User:EvilAsh1313|EvilAsh1313]] 16:02, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

=Science=
==Astronomy==
*[[T and J's time travel debate.]]
*[[Painful Astronomical Objects]] --[[User:Ctrl build|Ctrl build]]<sup>[[User_talk:Ctrl_build|talk]]</sup>
07:19, 3 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[The one hundred most advanced civilizations in the Local Group]] [[User:Smartech|Smartech]] 00:30, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

==Biology==
* [[Anatomy of Ashlee Simpson's nose]] [[User:Szyslak|<span style="color:green;">/s&#618;zl&#230;k</span>]][[User talk:Szyslak|<span style="color:green;">&#762;/</span>]] 23:16, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
** Shouldn't that be [[Design and construction of Ashlee Simpson's nose]]? [[User:Dcoetzee|Deco]] 03:04, 29 May 2005 (UTC)
*** I think that would qualify as an engineering topic --[[User:Barista|Barista]] | a/k/a マイケル | [[User_talk:Barista|T]]/[[Special:Contributions/Barista|C]] 12:54, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[Evolutionary phylogeny]] --[[User:Cyde|Cyde]] 20:25, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of suspected cancer causing agents]] -- [[User:Kinitawowi|Kinitawowi]] 15:24, May 18, 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of substances suspected not to cause cancer]] - [[User:Gadfium|gadfium]] 01:06, 19 May 2005 (UTC)
* [[DD Boobs]] [[User:Maximusnukeage|MaximusNukeage]] 22:58, 27 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[Janet Jackson's 23rd Piercing]] - This [[Janet Jackson]] [[Clitoris piercing|piercing]] will be televised live on [[MTV]] and will finally settle debate over what photographic image to include in [[clitoris|this article]]. --[[User:Memenen|Memenen]] 04:07, 18 September 2005 (UTC)

==[[Computer Science]]==
* [[Donald Knuth]] produces [[The Art of Computer Programming, 4th Volume]] [[User:Project2501a|Project2501a]] 13:52, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[Information darwinism]] the same way as [[social darwinism]] but with computers! 
* [[Information darwinism ON WHEELS!!!!!]] actually. [[User:Dabljuh|Dabljuh]] 01:34, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[Matrix Clocks]]. It could be the one ;)   [[User:Utopianheaven|Utopianheaven]] 23:14, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

==Linguistics==
*  [[List of all possible palindromes in every language, including made up languages like Klingon, and JJARBOGGOBRAJJ, the language where every word, phrase, and paragraph must be a palindrome]] It starts, of course, with --[[User:Amanaplanacanalpanama|Amanaplanacanalpanama]] 08:42, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*  [[List of languages by number of words for "corpse"]]  -- anonymous 17:32 28 June 2005 (UTC)
* [[Old Welsh]] --[[User:Dangherous|Dangherous]] 23:27, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
* [[Emoticons in linguistics]] ;-) — '''[[User:LaurenMcMillan|<span style="color:#8080C0;">Indi</span>]]''' <sup>[ [[user talk:LaurenMcMillan|talk]] ]</sup> 14:46, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

==Sexuality==
* [[List of Republican celebrities in the closet]] --[[User:Calton|Calton]] | [[User talk:Calton|Talk]] 01:14, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[MIKE SMITH IS REALLY GAY]] [[User:Yelyos|Yelyos]] 00:50, Mar 24, 2005 (UTC)
* [[MIKE SMITH IS NOT GAY]] --[[User:Clawed|Clawed]] 05:09, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of naked Natalie Portman statues covered in Hot Grits]] --[[User:Dante Alighieri|Dante Alighieri]] | [[User talk:Dante Alighieri|Talk]] 23:46, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)
:: I AM PETRIFIED, YOU INCESTITIVE CLOD! [[User:Project2501a|Project2501a]] 13:34, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* Category:[[Girls with Phat Booties]] [[User:Maximusnukeage|MaximusNukeage]] 22:53, 27 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of men who Vin Diesel has slept with]] [[User:Stancel|Stancel]] 02:58, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
* [[Robot sexuality]] -- anonymous 15:08 11 June 2005 (UTC)
:Man! The Millionth article isn't so far ahead! [[User:Cedar-Guardian|CG]] 20:09, July 27, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Economic Benefit of the Impregnation of Schoolgirls]] -- [[User:Jack Cain|Jack Cain]] 23:08, 12 October 2005 (UTC)
*[[The Puritan Joy of Sex]] -- [[User:Francs2000|Francs2000]] | [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Francs2000&action=edit&section=new Talk] [[Image:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|25px|<nowiki></nowiki>]] 12:07, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[The Jimbo Wales Orgy]] - [[User:Acetic Acid|Ryan]] 07:33, July 27, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Redwolf24, one sexy beast]] - [[User:Redwolf24|Redwolf24]] 04:31, 4 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of the first countries to ban heterosexual marriage]] --[[User:Fallout boy|Fallout boy]] 11:57, 23 August 2005 (UTC)
*[[Trisexuality]] ([[User:A.K.A.47|Ahkayah cuarenta y siete]] 20:28, 11 September 2005 (UTC))
*[[List of dates when members of Morning Musume lost their virginity]] [[User:Cjmarsicano|Cjmarsicano]] 18:18, 26 October 2005 (UTC)
*[[LGBTQIABBQWTF]] [[User:Jacqui M Schedler|<span style="color:#663366;">Jacqui</span>]] [[User_talk:Jacqui M Schedler|<sup>★</sup>]] 08:12, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of people who have enjoyed having sex with Al Gore]] [[User:D-Rock|D-Rock]] 22:29, 14 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[m:Friends of gays should not be allowed to edit articles|Friends of gays]]. --[[User:Optichan|Optichan]] 15:33, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[2006 Tammy Sex Video Scandal]] - [[User:Mailer diablo|Mailer Diablo]] 07:34, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

==Chemistry==

*[[List of drugs known to cause paranoia]] --[[User:Jimius|Jimius]] 01:47, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of paranoia disorders known to produce drugs in bloodstream]] (note: please keep article separated from [[List of drugs know to cause paranoia|List of drugs]] article to avoid [[recursive topic disease]])--[[User:DurtyWilly|Durty Willy]] 07:53, 30 Mar 205 (UTC)
*[[Untriquadium]]. [[User:Grue|Grue]] 13:03, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of Countries that still use oil]] [[User:Rentastrawberry|Rentastrawberry]] 01:37, Mar 31, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Element 151]] --[[User:Astrowob|Astrowob]] 20:05, 15 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[Element 150.5]]: [[User:Saga City|Saga City]] 16:04, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[Omega (molecule)]] [[User:Mikez|\Mike(z)]] 08:23, 26 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[Tantalum telluride]]. It would be interesting to see if this one would be kept. --[[User:TantalumTelluride|Tantalum]][[User talk:TantalumTelluride|T]][[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<span style="color:#008000;">e</span>]][[User talk:TantalumTelluride|lluride]] 23:49, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of drugs created by Wikipedia users]] [[User:COA|<span style="font-family:Lucida Blackletter;font-size:large;color:black;">COA</span>]] 06:06, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

==Medicine==
*[[Common cold vaccine.]]
*[[2006 shortage of common cold vaccine in the United States]] --[[User:TantalumTelluride|TantalumTelluride]] 23:35, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of medicines demonstrated to combat severe Wikipediaholism]] (or whatever it's called).  --[[User:RFBailey|RFBailey]] 20:36, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

==Physics==
* [[List of U.S cold fusion plants]] [[User:Preisler|Preisler]] 00:16, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* The [[Small bang theory]] --[[User:NeilTarrant|Neo]] 19:33, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* ''[[Quantum Mechanics For Dummies]]'' --[[User:BrainInAVat|BrainInAVat]] 17:18, 8 August 2005 (UTC)
* [[The Big Burp]] [[User:Adjam|Adjam]] 16:05, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

==Meteorology==
*[[Hurricane ♫]] --[[User:TantalumTelluride|TantalumTelluride]] 04:45, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Effects of Hurricane Omega on Los Angeles]] [[User:Szyslak|<span style="color:green;">{{IPA|s&#618;zl&#230;k}}</span>]] <small>[ [[User talk:Szyslak|+t]], [[Special:Contributions/Szyslak|+c]], [[Special:Emailuser/Szyslak|+m]], [[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<span style="color:green;">+e</span>]] ]</small> 06:55, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[666 Atlantic hurricane season]]  --[[User:Merovingian|M]][[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<span style="color:green;">'''e'''</span>]][[User:Merovingian|rovingian]] {<small>[[User talk:Merovingian|T]] [[Special:Contributions/Merovingian|C]] [[Special:Emailuser/Merovingian|@]]</small>} 07:20, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Snowing in Florida]] [[User:Douglasr007|Douglasr007]] 02:38, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

=Society=
* [[List of people alive in the world today]].  The article will consist of five red links, but once it hits AfD, the author will write twelve paragraphs on why it should be kept.  [[User:Doctor Whom|Doctor Whom]] 18:09, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
:see [[:Category:Living people]] --[[User:T-rex|T-rex]] 19:50, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
==Awards==
* [[First Winner of the World Autofellatio Championships]]  &rarr;[[User:Mathx314|mathx314]]<sup><small>([[User talk:Mathx314|talk]])([[Special:Emailuser/Mathx314 |email]])</small></sup>
** Me.
***Does the non-existent autocunnilingus count? [[User:NazismIsntCool|<span style="color:#99CCFF;">Nazism</span>]] [[User talk:NazismIsntCool|<span style="color:#FFCC33;">isn't</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/NazismIsntCool|<span style="color:#FF9999;">cool</span>]] 12:55, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of Winners of the World Autofellatio Mixed Doubles Championship]] --[[User:Dante Alighieri|Dante Alighieri]] | [[User talk:Dante Alighieri|Talk]] 23:47, Apr 26, 2005 (UTC)
* [[The Second Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence]] [[User:Robdurbar|Robdurbar]] 00:58, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[The "Liquor at the Front - Poker at the Rear" Award for Signage]]: [[User:Saga City|Saga City]] 16:07, 5 December 2005 (UTC) (with apologies to [[Rich Hall]])
* [[List of Wikipedia users that have been nominated for the Nobel Prize]] [[User:COA|<span style="font-family:Lucida Blackletter;font-size:large;color:black;">COA</span>]] 06:11, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

==Business==
*[[McDonald's bankruptcy and liquidation]] [[User:Szyslak|<span style="color:green;">/s&#618;zl&#230;k</span>]][[User talk:Szyslak|<span style="color:green;">&#762;/</span>]] 22:58, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[Wallmart's bankruptcy and liquidation]] [[User:BrokenSegue|'''B'''roken]][[User talk:BrokenSegue|'''S'''egue]] 22:44, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[The rise and fall of Google]][[User:Sir George Athelstone II|Sir George Athelstone II]] 23:59, 13 September 2005 (UTC)
*[[Apple buys out Microsoft]]--[[User:OneofThem|OneofThem]] 00:47, 10 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of companies that have not yet been taken over by Microsoft]]. Should be a fairly short article.[[Image:Weather rain.png]]'''[[User:SoothingR|<span style="color:#AAAAAA;">Soothing</span>]][[User talk:SoothingR|<span style="color:#9AB9EB;">''R''</span>]]''' 10:29, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[First International Bank of Oprah]]

==Politics==
* [[US Invasion of Iran]] [[User:Shanekorte|Shanekorte]] 19:41, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[Political Environmentalism in Saudi Arabia]] [[User:Eleutherius|Eleutherius]] 14:12, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[The Decline of Neoconservatism]] [[User:Karmafist|Karmafist]] 04:33, 16 August 2005 (UTC)
* [[Clone of once upon a time US-President runs his 2 terms (again?)]] [[User:Lectonar|Lectonar]] 08:29, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of Massachusetts-based constitutions]]. [[User:Birdboy200|birdboy2000]] 19:58, 17 December 2005 (UTC)
* [[Communist influences in nation constitutions]]. [[User:JIP|<nowiki></nowiki>]] &mdash; <span style="color:#CC0000;">J</span><span style="color:#00CC00;">I</span><span style="color:#0000CC;">P</span> | [[User talk:JIP|Talk]] 14:25, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Fall of Neoliberalism]] --[[User:Mark Lewis|Mark Lewis]] 17:54, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Involuntary settlements in Sealand]] [[User:Nickptar|Nickptar]] 20:53, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Jesse Ventura presidential campaign, 2008]] - [[User:Seth Ilys|Seth Ilys]] 01:03, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of 21st century leaders of the United Kingdom Conservative Party]]: [[User:Saga City|Saga City]] 15:39, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
* [[North Korean naval blockade of Sealand]] -- [[User:One Salient Oversight|One Salient Oversight]] 13:43, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[People's Republic of America]] &mdash; [[User:Evil Monkey|Evil Monkey]]&#8756;[[User talk:Evil Monkey|Hello]] 03:18, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
* [[People's Republic of America nuclear assault on Sealand]] (sorry, couldn't resist the combination) -- [[User:Nickptar|Nickptar]] 01:36, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[Social Security reinstatement]] --[[User:Meelar|Meelar]] [[User talk:Meelar|(talk)]] 01:53, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Socialist Democratic Party of North Korea]] &mdash; [[User:Timwi|Timwi]] 01:34, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[North Korean Republic of Mexican People's Republic of America]] [[User:Stancel|Stancel]] 02:59, 8 May 2005 (UTC) 
*[[2007 communist takeover of Jupiter]] [[User:218.101.117.164|218.101.117.164]] 28 June 2005 04:48 (UTC)
* [[2006 Elections of Niger]] [[User:Scott Ritchie|Scott Ritchie]] 08:03, 7 August 2005 (UTC)
* [[Pink state vs. purple state divide]] --[[User:Taejo|Taejo]] | [[User talk:Taejo|Talk]] 09:35, 24 October 2005 (UTC)
* [[African Nazi Party]] [[User:Ud terrorist|Ud terrorist]] 18:38, 24 October 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of people enslaved by Grand Emperor Jimbo]] --[[User:Deathphoenix|D]][[Wikipedia:Esperanza|'''e''']][[User:Deathphoenix|ath]][[User_talk:Deathphoenix|'''phoenix''']] 21:22, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
**See [[Special:Listusers]].-[[User:Gadfium|gadfium]] 03:43, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
***As soon as I saw your edit summary, I immediately thought you'd provide a link to Wikipedia or something. --[[User:Deathphoenix|D]][[Wikipedia:Esperanza|'''e''']][[User:Deathphoenix|ath]][[User_talk:Deathphoenix|'''phoenix''']] 15:49, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of indicted Republican majority leaders in 2006]] [[User:Phl|Phl]] 03:03, 8 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[German reseparation]] --[[User:Abe Lincoln|Abe Lincoln]] 18:10, 8 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[The great anti-ringtone riots]] --[[User:Abe Lincoln|Abe Lincoln]] 18:26, 8 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[The National Assembly for Northumberland]] [[User:Grutness|Grutness]]...''[[User_talk:Grutness|<small style="color:#008822;">wha?</small>]]'' 12:20, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka Administration]] --[[User:Keepsleeping|<span style="color:gray;">keep</span>sleep<span style="color:gray;">ing</span>]]  [[User talk:Keepsleeping|<small style="color:green;">''slack''</small>]] [[Special:Contributions/Keepsleeping|<small style="color:green;">'''''off!'''''</small>]] 22:59, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[List of people shot by sitting U.S. Vice Presidents]] --[[User:Ravi12346|Ravi12346]] 04:15, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
**Don't forget [[Alexander Hamilton]]...if there are others, this might be a legitimate article. [[User:Ardric47|Ardric47]] 06:06, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Nader elected President in a landslide]] to immediately follow [[Satan Converts]] and [[Temperature continues to fall in Hell]] [[User:Nmpenguin|Nmpenguin]] 05:41, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

===Politicians===
* [[George W. Bush's third term as President of the United States]] --[[User:Tydaj|Tydaj]] 03:09, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[Jimmy D. Wales presidential campaign, 2008]] [[User:Scott Burley|<nowiki></nowiki>]]-- [[User:Scott Burley|Scott]] [[User talk:Scott Burley|<small style="color:black;">''e<sup>i&#960;</sup> + 1 = 0''</small>]] 07:35, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of assassination attempts against Hillary Clinton]] - [[User:Earl Andrew|Earl Andrew]] 07:41, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of assassination attempts by George W. Bush]] [[User:Hedley|Hedley]] 02:58, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of trepanations performed on George W. Bush by date]] - [[User:One Salient Oversight|One Salient Oversight]] 05:43, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of lies George W Bush has said]] this list spans 1000s of pages [[User:Stancel|Stancel]] 03:00, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of Wars George W. Bush Has Started]][[User:Toonmon2005|Toonmon2005]] 22:48, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
* [[Michael Crutchfield]] [[User:Ambi|Ambi]] 14:28, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)#
* [[Michael Easley, Jr.]], son of presidential candidate [[Mike Easley]] - [[User:Seth Ilys|Seth Ilys]] 01:06, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered, transsexual, two-spirited, intersex, queer, questioning, and straight allied members of the U.S. Republican party]], with [[LO-LGBTTTIQQA-MotUSRP]] as a redirect. [[User:Func|<span style="font-family:monospace, monospace;">func</span>]][[User_talk:Func|<span style="font-family:monospace, monospace;">(talk)</span>]] 05:54, 25 May 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of people suspected to be George W. Bush]] [[User:Scott Burley|<nowiki></nowiki>]]-- [[User:Scott Burley|Scott]] [[User talk:Scott Burley|<small style="color:black;">''e<sup>i&#960;</sup> + 1 = 0''</small>]] 07:21, Jun 2, 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of transexual, black, bisexual and Communist former Presidents of the United States]] [[User:Midster|Midster]] 09:06, 14 Jun 2005 (UTC)

* [[Communist takeover of America in 2006]] - [[User:RPharazon|RPharazon]] 23:04, August 24, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Al Gore reveals he is indeed a robot]]. [[User:Titoxd|Tito]][[User_talk:Titoxd|<span style="color:#008000;">xd</span>]] 22:57, 6 September 2005 (UTC)
* [[The great downfall of George Bush and Tony Blair]] [[User:Andrewh|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS, Arial, Helvetica, Chicago, Sans Serif;">Andrew</span>]] 12:53, 19 October 2005 (UTC)
* [[Ariel Sharon runs America]] [[User: MG|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS, Arial, Helvetica, Chicago, Sans Serif;">MG</span>]] 09:39, 4 November 2005 (UTC)

* [[List of African American presidents of the United States]] &mdash; [[User:Haeleth|Haeleth]] <small>[[User_talk:Haeleth|Talk]]</small> 00:31, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
* [[Jeb Bush's first term as President of the United States]] - [[User:BL Lacertae|<span style="color:red;">BL</span>]] [[User talk:BL Lacertae|<span style="font-size:smaller; color:#555555;">kiss the lizard</span>]] 10:46, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Impeachment of George W. Bush]] [[User:Ace-o-aces|Ace-o-aces]] 22:50, 18 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[2012 Niflheim invasion of Earth]]  --[[User:Merovingian|M]][[Wikipedia:Esperanza|<span style="color:green;">'''e'''</span>]][[User:Merovingian|rovingian]] {<small>[[User talk:Merovingian|T]] [[Special:Contributions/Merovingian|C]] [[Special:Emailuser/Merovingian|@]]</small>} 07:20, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Bush vs Clinton: Round 3]] This will be [[Barbara_and_Jenna_Bush|Barbara]] vs [[Chelsea_Clinton|Chelsea]] in [[2016]]; Round 2 would have been [[Jeb_Bush|Jeb]] vs [[Hillary_Clinton|Hillary]]. [[User:Denis Diderot II|Denis Diderot II]] 01:30, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Time travelling abilities of Adolf Hitler]].  --[[User:Midnighttonight|Midnighttonight]] 08:28, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
::::*thon one above's a good one.  Why didn't I think of that?  Because I'm stupid. [[User:Greatgavini|Greatgavini]] 16:25, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of US presidents who were hypnotised into believing that they are members of the Girls Who Like Spitting Communo-Conservative Party]] - [[User:Greatgavini|The Great Gavini]] <sup>[[User talk:Greatgavini|Vote Girls Who Like Spitting Communo-Conservative Party!]]</sup> 16:25, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of people shot by Dick Cheney (continued)]] [[User:Checkguy|Checkguy]] 01:58, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of presidents almost killed by a pretzel]]  [[User:Checkguy|Checkguy]] 02:02, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of presidents named George Bush]] [[User:Grandmasterka|Grandmasterka]] 03:21, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[President Mary Lincoln]]--[[User:Seonookim|Seonookim]] ([[User talk:Seonookim|talk]]) 05:56, 20 January 2013 (UTC)

=Sport=

*[[Natalie Darwitz]]--[[User:Lkjhgfdsa|Lkjhgfdsa]] 19:53, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

==[[Baseball]]==
*[[Rafael Palmeiro's admission of steroid use]].  --[[User:Pkirlin|PKirlin]] 04:38, 21 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Rafael Palmeiro is cleared of accusations of using steroids]].  --[[User:Pkirlin|PKirlin]] 04:38, 21 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Julio Franco's Baseball Records (age 84)]] --[[User:Pkirlin|PKirlin]]
*[[2006 World Series winners - Baltimore Orioles]] -[[User:Jcbarr|Jcbarr]] 15:05, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of baseball games that were actually entertaining to watch without the aid of alcohol]] [[User:Checkguy|Checkguy]] 02:04, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

==[[Cricket]]==
*[[Origin of that black spot on the back of Andrew Flintoff's head]]. Seriously, what is that? ([[User:A.K.A.47|Ahkayah cuarenta y siete]] 20:22, 11 September 2005 (UTC))
*[[The New South Wales conspiracy theory]] [[User:Rogerthat|Rogerthat]] 08:38, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[2007 West Indian cricket tour of Norway]] [[User:Grutness|Grutness]]...''[[User_talk:Grutness|<small style="color:#008822;">wha?</small>]]'' 12:02, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

==[[Olympic Games]]==
*[[List of events at 2012 Olympics not won by Jay Leno]] ([[User:A.K.A.47|Ahkayah cuarenta y siete]] 20:37, 11 September 2005 (UTC))
* [[Butter Churning at the 2008 Olympics]] -[[User:Drdisque|Drdisque]] 18:23, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[Lasertag at the 2008 Olympics]] -[[User:Drdisque|Drdisque]] 18:23, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[Paris Hilton at the 2008 Olympics]] -[[User:Drdisque|Drdisque]] 18:23, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
:You can bet she'll be at the 2008 Olympics but her definition of competition is quite different if you know what I mean. [[User:Douglasr007|Douglasr007]] 23:48, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[Mokolakilajik winners in the 12976 Olympics]]--[[User:Seonookim|Seonookim]] ([[User talk:Seonookim|talk]]) 05:58, 20 January 2013 (UTC)

==[[Football]]==
*[[Australian 2006 World Cup victory]] [[User:Col tom|Colonel Tom]] 11:36, 18 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[The Day when the Rest of the World Realized how stupid, slow and boring the game of Soccer was and started playing sports that Americans Play]]--[[User:Gamingboy|Gamingboy]] 22:20, 7 December 2005 (UTC)
**That link will stay red for ever, my redneck friend.
*[[List of Houston Texans in the Football Hall of Fame]] [[User:Mikemoto|Mikemoto]] 12:09, 8 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[Malcolm Glazer takeover of Manchester City]] [[User:Qwghlm|Qwghlm]] 00:34, 15 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[49ers Win the SuperBowl]]. [[User:Sebastiankessel|Sebastian Kessel]] <sup>''[[User_talk:Sebastiankessel|Talk]]''</sup> 00:02, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[Red Wings Win the Super Bowl]] ~ [[User:KHAAAAAAAAAAN|KHAAAAAAAAAAN]] 22:47, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Gimnasia y Esgrima La Plata wins the Argentine First Division title]]. [[User:Sebastiankessel|Sebastian Kessel]] <sup>''[[User_talk:Sebastiankessel|Talk]]''</sup> 00:02, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
**Lol, that will never happen =D --[[User:OneEuropeanHeart|OneEuropeanHeart]] 05:49, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Houston Texans perfect season]] &ndash; [[User:Ugen64|ugen64]] 20:10, 27 December 2005 (UTC)

=Technology=
* [[Cellphones cause cancer]] &nbsp;[[User:Alkivar|<span style="color:#FA8605;">'''ALKIVAR'''</span>]]&trade;[[Image:Radioactive.svg|18px|]] 01:39, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[The Great Five Minute Wikipedia Downtime of 2006]] [[User:BillyH|Billy]][[User talk:BillyH|H]] 13:04, 23 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of polders in Florida]] [[User:24.247.85.157|24.247.85.157]] 22:08, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[Microsoft Firefox]]. [[User:Evil Monkey|Evil Monkey]]&#8756;[[User talk:Evil Monkey|Hello]] 05:41, Mar 28, 2005 (UTC)
* [[Mozilla Internet Explorer]] --[[User:Logixoul|logixoul]] 09:53, 14 September 2005 (UTC)
* [[Sock Puppet Wiki Revolution of April 1, 2005]] --[[User:JimCollaborator|JimCollaborator]] 17:47, Mar 23, 2005 (UTC)
* the [[New Orleans pressure dome]] (to keep the water out) -- [[User:Cyrius|Cyrius]]|[[User talk:Cyrius|&#9998;]] 16:00, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* [[IPod nanoprobe]]--Due to software limitations, the name of this article is incorrect. The actual name should be '''iPod nanoprobe'''. --[[User:Ctrl build|Ctrl build]]<sup>[[User_talk:Ctrl_build|talk]]</sup>
15:33, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of Mediawiki software limitations]] --[[User:Samohyl Jan|Samohyl Jan]] 09:36, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of English Wikipedias using UTF-8]] &mdash;[[User:Jleedev|Josh Lee]] 20:03, Apr 13, 2005 (UTC)
* [[10nm microprocessor technology]] -- [[User:microtony|microtony]] 12:56, 6 May 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of tasks that can't be performed on a mobile phone]] ''(an ever-shrinking list)'' --[[User:Phlip|Phlip]] 01:37, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[mobile phones get voting rights]] (after being granted citizen-status (or is this politics?or sociology?));votings rights not granted to mobile-phone-users anymore! [[User:Lectonar|Lectonar]] 14:51, 13 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of document formats that Evince cannot render]] (an ever-shrinking list) &mdash;[[User:Jleedev|Josh Lee]] 22:39, Jun 22, 2005 (UTC)
* [[IPod Porn]] - [[User:Zscout370|Zscout370]] [[User_talk:Zscout370|(Sound Off)]] 16:01, 4 August 2005 (UTC)
**As of right now, we have this -- sort of. [[Porncasting]] [[User:Jacqui M Schedler|<span style="color:#663366;">Jacqui</span>]] [[User_talk:Jacqui M Schedler|<sup>★</sup>]] 08:15, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
* [[Ford Trinity (Spacecraft)]] [[User:Akadruid|akaDruid]] 13:08, 5 August 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of orbiting hotels]] [[User:Akadruid|akaDruid]] 13:08, 5 August 2005 (UTC)
* [[Google OS]] - [[User:RPharazon|RPharazon]] 23:05, August 24, 2005 (UTC)
**How prescient. -- [[User:Scott Burley|Scott]] [[User talk:Scott Burley|<small style="color:black;">''e<sup>i&#960;</sup>''</small>]] 10:39, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[List of mobile phones longer than half an inch]] (and in a time where our kids won't even know that people in the 1980s and early 1990s used mobiles like housebricks, and when the size of microchips are not measured in [[nanometre]]s but rather in [[attometre]]s, this list will be tiny). [[User:Andrewh|<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS, Arial, Helvetica, Chicago, Sans Serif;">Andrew</span>]] 13:05, 19 October 2005 (UTC)
* [[IPod Pico]] - The new iPod Pico that is half the size of nano and intergrated cell phone on it!! =) --<span style="color: #58738c;">[[User: Antilived|antilived]]</span> <sup><span style="color:#FFC16F;">[[User_talk:Antilived|T]]</span> | [[Special:Contributions/Antilived|C]]</sup> 04:10, 25 October 2005 (UTC)
* [[IPlay]] - The Revolutionery next-gen portable gaming console that also is an iPod by Apple --<span style="color: #58738c;">[[User: Antilived|antilived]]</span> <sup><span style="color:#FFC16F;">[[User_talk:Antilived|T]]</span> | [[Special:Contributions/Antilived|C]]</sup> 04:10, 25 October 2005 (UTC)
**Sort of similar to the gPod prank on April Fool's Day 2005, isn't it? --[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 01:37, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[Cyberfood]] --[[User:Dangherous|Dangherous]] 23:29, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
* [[Teletubbies do Dallas]] --[[User:Deathphoenix|D]][[Wikipedia:Esperanza|'''e''']][[User:Deathphoenix|ath]][[User_talk:Deathphoenix|'''phoenix''']] 14:29, 21 December 2005 (UTC)
* [[Meta-template invasion of 2006]] ～[[User:Jiminy Krikkitt|'''J''']].'''[[User talk:Jiminy Krikkitt|K]]'''. 23:12, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of annoying ringtones]]
*[[iPod Zepto released]] [http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/11/28fitch.html Right here] [[User:Alfonzo227|Alfonzo227]] 01:50, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Influence of Y2K in modern childhood]] - [[User:Mave007|Mave007]] 22:55, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
* <s>content removed</s> [[User:Strazys|Strazys]] 08:20, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

=Me=

*[[Matt Yeager]], right after I cure cancer (or win three consecutive lotteries, or assasinate someone, or otherwise become notable). [[User:Matt Yeager|Matt Yeager]] 05:51, 30 December 2005 (UTC)
* [[The God of War fanclub]]--'''[[User:God_of_War|God of]][[User Talk:God_of_War| War]]''' 15:39, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[List of people who have not made Wikipedia articles about themselves]]. That goes here, right? [[User:Billybobfred|billybobfred]] 19:49, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[omg, it says 999,999, can I actually get the millionth?]], which will then be moved to [[Holy shit! I did!]] [[User:Sherurcij|Sherurcij]] <sup>([[User_talk:Sherurcij|talk]]) ([[Wikipedia:WikiProject Terrorism|Terrorist Wikiproject]])</sup> 16:33, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
**lmao [[User:Dannycas|Dannycas]] 00:14, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Jake Zappa]], the man who created the 1,000,000th article on [[Wikipedia]].  -zappa 19:10, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

=Self-referential=
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*[[Growth of Wikipedia]]
*[[Milion and first topic pool]] [[User:Tommylommykins|tommylommykins]] 19:21, May 19, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Eleventy-billionth topic pool]] [[User:Nickptar|Nickptar]] 02:01, 9 May 2005 (UTC)
and also: --[[User:Lord Snoeckx|Lord Snoeckx]] 13:34, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of Wikipedia Lists]] &ndash; [[User:ClockworkSoul|Clockwork]][[User talk:ClockworkSoul|'''Soul''']] 17:50, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
**Take a look at [[Wikipedia:List of lists]]. About 8480 in number (and ever-growing). [[User:BjarteSorensen|BjarteSorensen]] 13:39, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of Wikipedia lists that do not contain themselves]] [[User:Bfinn|Ben Finn]] 17:55, 24 Apr 2005 (UTC)
**I allready wrote that, see above. [[User:BrokenSegue|This link is]] [[User talk:BrokenSegue|'''B'''roken]] 21:49, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)
**ROFL! See [[Russell's_paradox]] for explanations. --[[User:Targi|Targi]] 18:30, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of Nobel Prize winners actively contributing to Wikipedia]]-[[User:Gadfium|gadfium]] 00:28, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[RickK's administrator resignation]] --[[User:SPUI|SPUI]] ([[User talk:SPUI|talk]]) 12:24, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Images and media for deletion/Autofellatio 11]] &ndash; [[User:ClockworkSoul|Clockwork]][[User talk:ClockworkSoul|'''Soul''']] 17:53, 9 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Jimbo Wales]] -- [[User:Alphax|Alphax]]&nbsp;<sup >[[User talk:Alphax|&tau;]][[Special:Emailuser/Alphax|&epsilon;]][[Special:Contributions/Alphax|&chi;]]</sup > 09:02, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of encyclopedias with over one million articles]] &mdash;[[User:EatMyShortz|EatMyShortz]] 11:49, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia trolling phenomena]] [[User:Jfdwolff|JFW]]&nbsp;|&nbsp;[[User_talk:Jfdwolff|<small>T@lk</small>]] 21:44, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of encyclopedias with exactly one million articles]]--[[User:Wonderfool|Wonderfool]] [[User talk:Wonderfool|t]][[Special:Contributions/Wonderfool|(c)]][[Special:Emailuser/Wonderfool|e)]] 08:28, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[Military History of Wikipedia]] -- [[WP:COTW|COTWmeister]] 12:34, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of self-referring lists]] [[User:Mixcoatl|Mixcoatl]] 14:30, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of Wikipedias with over eleventy-billion articles]] [[User:Luigi30]] ([[User_talk:Luigi30|&Upsilon;&sigma;&eta;&rho; &tau;&alpha;&lambda;&kappa; &#923;&#965;&#951;&#947;&#951;&#923;]]) 15:54, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*[[Earl Andrew Washburn]] -- [[Image:Flag of Canada.svg|20px]] [[User:Earl Andrew|Earl Andrew]] - [[User talk:Earl Andrew|talk]] 23:55, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of lists listing less lists than any list listing this list]] &mdash; [[User:Timwi|Timwi]] 01:27, 30 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of lists that list lists that list lists of lists]] [[User:Stancel|Stancel]] 03:02, 8 May 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of lists that list lists that aren't lists of self-referential lists]] --[[User:Mark J|Mark J]] 13:52, 28 May 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of articles that this list does not list]] &mdash;[[User:Jleedev|Josh Lee]] 05:12, Jun 6, 2005 (UTC)
* [[List of Wikipedia barbers who shave only Wikipedia barbers who do not shave themselves]] [[User:Ikkyu2|Ikkyu2]] 06:58, 30 January 2006 (UTC).
:It'll redirect to [[:Category: Bearded Wikipedians]]. -[[User:Ikkyu2|Ikkyu2]] 07:01, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
* [[Unusual lists of usual pages]] [[User:Mixcoatl|Mixcoatl]] 00:26, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
* [[User_talk:Millionth_Wikipedia_Article_ON_WHEELS%21%21%21]] with contents "This user has been blocked..." [[User:Weregerbil|Weregerbil]] 10:45, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[List of people who have made more than 3 guesses in the Millionth topic pool]] [[User:Mixcoatl|Mixcoatl]] 00:28, 11 May 2005 (UTC)
**...which will be speedily redirected to [[Capital punishment]]. [[User:Doctor Whom|Doctor Whom]] 19:46, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
* [[Wikipedia:Only logged in users can edit]], because of ongoing vandalism. [[User:Gerritholl|Gerrit]] <sup>[[Special:Contributions/Gerritholl|C]][[User:Gerritholl|U]][[User_talk:Gerritholl|T]][[Special:Emailuser/Gerritholl|E]][[Special:Whatlinkshere/User:Gerritholl|D]][http://topjaklont.student.utwente.nl/ H]</sup> 13:10, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
* [[Wikipedia:NPOV#Why we gave up]] [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] 01:28, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[BrokenSegue violated the 3 guess rule]] [[User:BrokenSegue|This link is]] [[User talk:BrokenSegue|'''B'''roken]] 04:59, 5 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:What Wikipedia is#Wikipedia is a democracy]]. [[User:Radiant!|R]][[User_talk:Radiant!|adiant]][[meta:mergist|_<span style="color:orange;">&gt;|&lt;</span>]] 12:34, Jun 10, 2005 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia scrapped at article # 999,999]]--[[User:Amanaplanacanalpanama|Amanaplanacanalpanama]] 08:37, 11 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia in Klingon]] -- [[User:Francs2000|Francs2000]] | [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Francs2000&action=edit&section=new Talk] [[Image:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|25px|<nowiki></nowiki>]] 12:11, 19 Jun 2005 (UTC)
**Actually, there '''is''' a Klingon version of Wikipedia. - [[User:Sikon|Sikon]] 17:02, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*Wikipedia in [[Leet]] -- [[User:Glome83|Glome83]] 21:53, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Wikipedia:Votes for deletion]] - [[User:Sikon|Sikon]] 17:02, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
** That one already exists, but [[Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Wikipedia:Votes for deletion]] does not. [[User:Sietse Snel|Sietse]] 10:17, 15 July 2005 (UTC)
*[[Meta-Meta-Wikipedia]] - [[User:Sikon|Sikon]] 17:02, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of deleted Wikipedias]] - Because some are already on the way to being deleted, and someone will get the bright idea to cut costs by deleting 'not notable' languages from Wikipedia's purview.  [[User:Almafeta|Almafeta]]
*[[Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Gay Nigger Association of America 11]] - I swear, they will never stop trying to get rid of that page.  And they will never succeed.  
--[[User:TexasDex|TexasDex]] July 1, 2005 06:28 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Gay nigger associations for deletion]] [[User:Ashibaka|Ashibaka]] ([[User talk:Ashibaka|tock]]) 18:42, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
** a/k/a GNAD (huhuhuh...he said gnads) --[[User:Barista|Barista]] | a/k/a マイケル | [[User_talk:Barista|T]]/[[Special:Contributions/Barista|C]] 13:03, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[This is the millionth topic]] - [[User:microtony|microtony]] 14:33, 1 July 2005 (UTC)
*[[Millionth Post]]!!! --TexasDex
*[[Zachary Harden]] - [[User:Zscout370|Zscout370]] [[User_talk:Zscout370|(Sound Off)]] 08:05, 18 August 2005 (UTC)
*Some junk article that is going to end up [[WP:AFD|AFD]]'d or [[WP:CSD]]'d. You'll see!!!! [[User:Titoxd|Tito]][[User_talk:Titoxd|<span style="color:#008000;">xd</span>]] 23:01, 6 September 2005 (UTC)
*The millionth article will be a type of vandalism, it will be deleted, but literally, that will be the millionth article.  I guess something that would go for Speedy deletion, like a stupid n-n bio. [[User:Encyclopedist|Encyclop]]'''[[Wikipedia:Esperanza|e]]'''[[User:Encyclopedist|dist]][[User_talk:Encyclopedist|  (talk)]] 16:50, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
I'm ''so'' going to be on Wikipedia as it reaches 999,999 articles, then reload the page. The [[Main Page]] will then say that they have 2,574,953 articles because so many people will be trying to make the millionth topic. [[User:OneofThem|OneofThem]] 00:46, 10 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Public apology to users]] for all those out there who are addicted. --[[User:HereToHelp|HereToHelp]] ([[User talk:HereToHelp|talk]]) 21:34, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Y1000K Bug]] --[[User:68.255.163.63|68.255.163.63]] 03:22, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
*[[List of people who have tried to sue Wikipedia]] --[[User:joshurtree|josh]] ([[User talk:joshurtree|talk]]) 03:46, 29 December 2005 (UTC)
*I have my bet on it being a redirect page. --[[User:Barista|Barista]] | a/k/a マイケル | [[User_talk:Barista|T]]/[[Special:Contributions/Barista|C]] 13:06, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
** Redirects dont count as articles (in the context of this anyway) [[User:Jdcooper|Jdcooper]] 19:42, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Willy on Wheels (CEO of Wikipedia)]] [[User:Dabljuh|Dabljuh]] 01:51, 10 January 2006 (UTC) 
*[[Wikipedia:Two-millionth topic pool rulebook]]. [[User:Steinsky|Joe D]] [[User talk:Steinsky|(t)]] 05:00, 11 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[2006 Wikipedia userbox controversy]] [[User:Quaque|Quaque]] ([[User talk:Quaque|talk]]&nbsp;&bull;&nbsp;[[Special:Contributions/Quaque|contribs]]) 11:47, 12 January 2006 (UTC)
**Bwahaha. Gorgeous. Go check your talk page. [[User:Cernen|Cernen]] [[User Talk:Cernen|Xanthine]] [[Special:Contributions/Cernen|Katrena]] 11:28, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia in Romulan]] - The Romulan version of Wikipedia. [[User:Martial Law|Martial Law]] 20:24, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of artical claiming to be the millionth]] --[[User:T-rex|T-rex]] 00:02, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:StoppingMillionthPageControversy]] or basically a page put up so people wouldn't debate or complain over the millionth page.  They probably have something like that in a program to automatically create itself after the 999,999th new page.--[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 23:44, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense/Millionth Page Attempts]] Something tells me there will be a lot, and admins or whoever watches this site will nip them in the bud by making fun of them on the millionth page.  --[[User:Unknownwarrior33|Unknownwarrior33]] 01:14, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of wrong guesses/closest guess as to what this post would be about]] I think that I'll win, ahaha.--[[User:Alfonzo227|Alfonzo227]] 20:35, 31 January 2006 (UTC)
They'll never make it, someone will sue them (probably apple)
*[[Wikipedia:You suck]] for allowing a computer to beat you to the one millionth post. [[User:Utopianheaven|Utopianheaven]] 23:20, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[WP:FUCK]] as a shortcut to [[Wikipedia:Fucking Committee]]. --[[User:Vsca|Vsca]] 00:05, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Old people suck]] or [[Wikipedia:Republicans suck]]--[[User:72.49.52.246|72.49.52.246]] 01:44, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of reasons this page should be deleted]] (the first item on the list is "so <other page> can be the millionth") --[[User:Ravi12346|Ravi12346]] 04:40, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of Wikipedians who commited suicide when they found their page was not the millionth]]--[[User:Lkjhgfdsa|Lkjhgfdsa]] 21:06, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[List of Wikipedians who commited suicide when they found they had not won this contest]]--[[User:Lkjhgfdsa|Lkjhgfdsa]] 21:06, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia's 1,000,000th Article]]  -zappa 19:09, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Source of all knowledge]] [[User:Spook`|Spook]] <sup><small>([[User_talk:Spook`|my talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Spook`|my contribs]])</small></sup> 07:09, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Technical Error - Too many users trying to create the millionth article - Please just go away - No one cares!!!]]--'''[[User:God_of_War|God of]][[User Talk:God_of_War| War]]''' 07:28, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Talk:Talk:Talk:Main Page]] --anonymous 23:05, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:Requests for de-GodKingship]] or similiar. - [[User:Mailer diablo|Mailer Diablo]] 07:32, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
*[[Wikipedia:There is a Cabal]] - [[User:Mailer diablo|Mailer Diablo]] 07:35, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

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