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|align="center"|''This user is member of '''[[Wikipedia:WikiProject Electronics|WikiProject Electronics]]''', an attempt to provide a standard approach to writing articles about electronics on Wikipedia. If you would like to participate, visit the [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Electronics|project page]], where you can join the project and see a list of open tasks.''
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'''Articles to fix up:'''
:[[Box]] - eek there's a loooot to do ;)
:[[Nazism]] - remove second (incorrect) swastika and move first downwards.
:[[Sex change]] - you what?

'''Articles I have fixed up to the best of my knowledge:'''
:[[CD rot]]
:[[Cage nut]]
:[[Phenylacetic acid]]

'''Articles to work on:'''
:[[Ryan Dusick]] - split
:[[Elrey Jeppesen]] - create ;-) Nippoo its been created. Trothigar.
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:[[Duration of sexual intercourse]] =)-->

'''Useful pages:'''
:[[Wikipedia:Template_messages]]
:[[User:Nippoo/Vandalism|Vandalism Warning Messages]]

==The Best Cookies '''''Ever'''''==
'''Copied shamelessly from [[User:Gilgamesh]] and kept here for quick reference'''

These [[Toll House cookie|cookies]] are compatible with the [[Word of Wisdom (Latter-day Saint)|Word of Wisdom]], as well as the [[Torah|Tôrāh]]; I can't vouch for [[Talmud|Talmûdh]] [[kashrut|kashrûth]] but it's probably compatible with that as well.  But make no mistake &mdash; they are [[malnutrition|poisonous]], so enjoy them in moderation. ^_^ The recipe can be halved or quartered.  I encourage you to improve upon this recipe.
* [[sugar]]s:
** for standard recipe:
*** 2 [[cup|cups]] (400 [[cubic centimeter|cc]]) [[white sugar]])
*** 2 cups (400 cc) [[brown sugar]])
** for low-sugar recipe:
*** 4 [[cup|cups]] minus 2 [[tablespoon|tbsp]] (775 [[cubic centimeter|cc]]) oven-safe [[sugar substitute]] of your choice
**** [[Acesulfame potassium]] (Sunett™, Sweet One) may cause gas and bloating.
**** [[Aspartame]] (NutraSweet®, Equal®) will not work, as it does not withstand baking or other extreme heat.
**** [[Sucralose]] (Splenda®) should not be eaten by people who are sensitive to or [[allergy|allergic]] to [[chlorine]].
**** [[Sugar alcohol]]s may cause a [[laxative]] effect.
***** [[Xylitol]] (a sugar alcohol) is discouraged.  The finished cookies, even when cool, may cause a burning or [[acid]] sensation on the [[tongue]] and in the [[throat]].
*** 2 tbsp (25 cc) [[molasses]]
* 2 cups (400 cc) presoftened unmelted [[butter]]
** [[Margarine]] is discouraged.  And ''do '''not''' soften in the microwave!!!''
* 4 [[chicken egg|eggs]]
** Organic brown eggs are the best. ^_^
* 2 [[teaspoon|tsp]] (10 cc) [[baking soda]]
* 2 tsp (10 cc) [[baking powder]]
* 2 tsp (10 cc) [[table salt|salt]]
** [[Sea salt]] is the best. ^_^
* 2 tsp (10 [[millilitre|mL]]) [[vanilla extract]]
** Real vanilla is better than artificial vanilla. ^_^
* 3 cups (600 cc) [[flour]]
* 6-7 cups (1200-1400 cc) [[quick oats]]
* ''completely optional:'' '''lots of [[chocolate]] chips!''' ^___^

Combine ingredients in mixing bowl until homogeneous.  Bake at 375-400[[Fahrenheit|°F]] (200[[Celsius|°C]]) for 6-8 minutes.
'''''DO NOT OVERBAKE''''', or cookies will change flavor.
[[Texture]] should be like [[mud pot|hot mud]] &mdash; this is normal.  Let cool on pan until solid enough to be moved without disintegration.
Remove cookies to clean flat dry [[paper]] surface.
Makes approximately 48 cookies in four batches, but they'll all probably vanish within 24 hours. :)

The cookie [[dough]] can be frozen for longterm storage and can be baked at any time in smaller batches, if desired.

Gilgamesh accepts no legal responsibility for [[diabetes]] or [[hypoglycemia|catastrophic blood sugar crash]] that these cookies may cause. :P