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Ed: "Can I think?" <br>
Edd and Eddy: "NO!"

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Ed: "[[Pickle]]?"

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Eddy: "Haa Haa Haa Haa HAAAHAAA!" <br>
Ed: "Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! WHOOPS!"

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Ed: "I gotta stop her, guys!"

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Ed: "Okay, my turn to spin!" <br>
(Sound effects) Donkey braying, followed by "Achigga chigga chigga jigga! Achigga chigga chigga jigga!" <br>
Ed: "Eddy? Truth or Dare!" <br>
Eddy: "Okay, 'dare,' Ed." <br>
Ed: "Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and spelunk like a zombie while whistling 'Row, row, row your boat' through a car wash! <br>
(Music dies.)

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Ed: "Napkin please!"

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Ed: "Slide on the soap!" (multiple times)

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Ed: "I am '''CAN OPENER MAN!!'''" <br>
Eddy: "What the...?" <br>
Edd: "Please, Ed, calm down." <br>
Ed: "No, no, wait!" <br>
Eddy: "Gimme the stupid can opener, Ed!" <br>
Ed: "'''I AM TISSUE HEAD!!!'''" <br>
Edd: "We've lost him, Eddy." <br>

='''''I WILL BLOW YOUR NOSE!'''''=
Edd and Eddy: "Ed, stop!" <br>
Ed: "No, no, wait! '''I AM BED BUDDY!!!'''"
='''''SLEEP ON ME!!!'''''=
Edd and Eddy: "''Ed!''"

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Ed (as Eddy): "I will help if I give you a quarter, Rolfy Boy!"

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Ed (as Eddy to Edd as Ed): "Wake up, monobrow!"

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Ed (as Eddy to Edd as Ed): "Yeah right lumpy! Parched as a fish, HAHAHA!"

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Ed (as Eddy): "I've caused discomfort, 'cause I'm Eddy! HAHAHAHA!"

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Ed: "AAAAAAH...Hiya, guys!" <br>
Sarah: "'''''MOM SAID, NO PARTIES UNLESS I'M INVITED!!!'''''"

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Edd: "Ed, where did you exhume this from?" <br>
Ed: "Brick a brack from under my bed, Double-D." (silence) <br>
Edd: "Ed, do you know there's a turtle on your head?" <br>
Ed: "Yup!"

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Ed (reading from Edd's Q-Cards): "Sit down and say, 'Hello, Jonny!'"

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Ed: "Oh yeah, who wants a jumbo candy cane?" <br>
Kevin: "It's July, bonehead!" <br>
Ed: "And a partridge in a pear?" <br>
(SFX) Pwoingg! CRASH! <br>
Eddy: "What can I tell ya?"

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Ed: "Whack me!" (4 times) <br>
Eddy: "Hold still, lumpy, so I can hit ya!"

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Ed (&#8734;tively): "Pink belly!"
='''''SLAP!'''''=

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Ed: "Oh, I got an inkling!" <br>
(music) Boing! Ba-ba-boing! <br>
(donkey Bottom from "[[A Midsummer Night's Dream]]" sounds) <br>
(the Eds appear inside a fake Jonny's head.) <br>
Kevin: "Hey, Jonny!" <br>
All of the Eds: "WHOA!!" *CRASH!* <br>
Kevin: "What a freak." <br>
(SFX) Laughter.

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''The following quotes are the closing dialogue from an episode that has to do with female company.'' <br>
Ed (without pants): "Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing!" <br>
Eddy: "What's up with YOU?" <br>
Edd: "Ed's trouserless state seems to have spurred an intellectual moment within the confines of his brain." <br>
Eddy: "Ed? Is that you?" <br>
Ed: "'''Hug me!'''" <br>
Eddy: "Well, that didn't last long." <br>
Ed: "'''''HUG!!!'''''" <br>
Eddy: "ED!" <br>
(SFX) Puppy dog sounds. <br>
Ed: "Double-D, my friend!" <br>
Edd: "Please, Ed. ED, NO! WAIT!! EDDY!!!" <br>
Ed: (hysterically laughs in a good way) "Hug guys!" <br>
Edd: "Ed, you're in your underwear!" <br>
Ed: "Okay, I feel light now." <br>
(SFX) Puppy dog sound.

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Ed: "Oh no! Spot is lost! Say it ain't so, Eddy!"

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Ed: "Here Spot! Come on, boy!" (whistling)

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Ed: "Spot's by the creek, Eddy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

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Ed: "Hello Ed!"

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Ed: "Oink, oink, oink!" (silence) "Oink, oink, oink!" <br>
(Ed sticks out his tongue.) <br>
(SFX) Kyohweesht! Kyohweesht! Kyohweesht! <br>
Ed: "Ha ha haa! I am a '''LIZARD!!''' Oink, oink, oink!"

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Ed: "Ha ha haa! Look at me! Giddyap, Utetthorn!"

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''The following quotes are the closing dialogue for "Hot Buttered Ed".'' <br>
Ed: "I ''am'' a lizard! I've changed colors! I have become...'''''CHAMELEON MAN!!!''''' AAAH! Oink!" <br>
Edd: "Stay back...''YOWCHH!''" <br>
Ed: "Oink." <br>
Edd: "'''''YOWCH!''''' Eddy, make him stop!" <br>
Eddy: "Cut it out." <br>
Ed: "Oink!" <br>
Eddy: "OW!" <br>
Ed: "You can be my sidekick, '''''FROG MOUTH KID!!!''''' And Double-D is our butler!! Um... '''''DOUBLE-D!!''''' Oink!" <br>
Edd and Eddy: "OUCH!!" <br>
Ed: "Oink." <br>
Edd and Eddy: "Ouch!" <br>
Ed: "Oink!" <br>
Edd and Eddy: "''OUCH!!''" <br>
Ed: "Ha ha ha haa!! Oink, oink." <br>
Eddy: "GRRRR!" <br>
Ed: "Oink, oink."

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All of the Eds (singing): "Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Give us cash or we'll never stop singing, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!"

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Edd and Eddy (singing): "Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jimmy to our day!" <br>
(Ed falls from the top of Kevin's house.) <br>
Ed: '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!''' <br>
(SFX) '''''CRASH!!!''''' <br>
(Edd and Eddy laugh, as does Nazz.) <br>
Eddy (still singing): "We made you laugh so give up your cash, the cheer will come your way!" <br>
(SFX) Ding Ding Ding Ding! <br>
Eddy: "Bingo!"

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Ed: "'''''GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT'''''...can openers! My mom LOVES can openers! Hahaha!" <br>
(SFX) CRASH! (donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds) <br>
Ed: "Are moms girls?"

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Ed: "I found my sensitive side 'cause it has a rash!" <br>
Eddy: "OHHHH!" <br>
Edd: "Thank you for sharing that with us, Ed."

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Ed: "Sarah likes to watch me eat yoghurt from my belly button!" <br>
(SFX) Ed: "Haha! Hahahaha! He!"

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Jimmy: "Jumping jackrabbits! Look at those stubborn grass stains! Better use some club soda on those clothes, it's the only way to get them clean."

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Jimmy (SFX): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" <br>
Jimmy: "Yuck! You smell like cheap shampoo. I'm tearing!"

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Eddy: "It's the pants!" (silence) <br>
Edd: "Pants, Eddy?" <br>
Eddy: "chicks dig pants. Nazz wears pants, Sarah wears pants..." <br>
Edd: "You wear pants!" <br>
Eddy: "I wear pants!" <br>
(Edd laughs.) <br>
Edd: "Pay attention, Eddy. Soft, clean and fresh it is!" <br>
Eddy: "I hate it when he does that." <br>
Ed (SFX):

='''''QUACK!!'''''=

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Ed: "'''''BUG!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'''''" <br>
(SFX) (whistling) <br>
Jimmy: "Oh no...AAAH!!" <br>
(Nazz laughs continuously.) <br>
Eddy: "Don't think she went for it." <br>
Sarah: "'''''GRRRRRRRRRRR! ED!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!! I'M TELLING A...'''''"

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Ed: "''BURP!'' Gravy!"

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Ed: "'''MONSTER!''' I want to be a '''''MONSTER!!!'''''" <br>
(SFX) CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! <br>
Ed: "Look at me!" <br>
(SFX) (horse neighing) <br>
Ed: "'''''I AM A MONSTER!!! RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! REERAWR!''''' I am just a monster in a boy's body."

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Ed: "Flaky! Hahahahaa! Hohoho!" <br>
Kevin: "Get off the roof ya...!"

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All of the Eds (singing): "We wish you a merry Christmas, we..." <br>
Ed (still singing): "...wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, so give us some cash!" <br>
Wilfred: "Oink." <br>
(SFX) Ka-CHING!! <br>
Rolf: "No cash, a fine strip of bacon, yes!"

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Ed: "I think I hit a pipe!"

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Eddy: "Fire, Double-D!" <br>
Ed: "Did I go?" <br>
Edd: "Don't look at ''me''. I already live with enough guilt." <br>
(Eddy pants extremely hard winding up the mechanism.) <br>
Eddy: "[[Pop Goes the Weasel]]!"

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Ed: "Shush!! My yeast is rising!"

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Eddy: "You're natural, Ed. You should've been ''born'' a monster." <br>
(SFX) Extreme gasping by Ed, imitating monster sounds. <br>
Eddy: "Man, what's he doing? Making a mirror?" <br>
Ed:
='''''AHAHAHAHAA!'''''=
Eddy: "What's with you?" <br>
Ed: "'''''I AM A MONSTER!!! RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!'''''" <br>
(SFX) A woman screams: Bolian! Regarn!, CRASH!

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Ed: 
='''''[[meatball|MEATBALL]]!'''''=
Jimmy: "'''''AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! MOTHER NATURE'S ATTACKING AGAIN!!!'''''"

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Ed: "Fools! As it is my turn to ride the buttball, look up my nose and see your future!"

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(SFX) (Car engine starting sounds.) <br>
Edd and Eddy: [Gasp!] <br>
Ed: "Can I build a birdhouse with this stuff?" <br>
Edd: "Ed, where did you avisserate that heat radiator from?" <br>
Ed: "There!" <br>
Edd: "Oh dear! Quick, do something! SHUT IT OFF!!" <br>
Ed (while Eddy is dragging a heavy radiator): "Boy, it is hot in here. Are you hot, Eddy? Sweat is trickling down my neck!" <br>
Eddy: "''WHOA!''" [Crash!]

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Ed: "Here, Eddy! Lots of hurt! Hold the onions!" <br>
Edd: "OK! FINE! I'M A CHICKEN!" <br>
Eddy: "Um, Ed?" <br>

='''''CRASH!'''''=
(Music) <br>
Edd: "Eddy? Can you hear me, Eddy? GURNNNN! '''''ED!''''' What in heaven's name were you thinking!?" <br>
Ed: "Absolutely nothing, Double-D."

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(Ed laughs to the right while in a giant hamster wheel) <br>
Edd: "This is so embarrassing!" <br>
(Ed continues to laugh): AHHAHAHAHAHHA! AHA! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOF! (Squeaking) (Pop!) HMMMMMMM!

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Ed (as Eddy): "Let's sell the squash for cash! Gasp! '''''CHICKEN!''''' Pet the chicken, pet the chicken! (Silence) This stupid bird stole my quarter, flew away with it, stupid."

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Ed: "I smell waffles, guys!" <br>
Eddy: "'''SHUT UP, ED!!'''" <br>
Ed: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Eddy: "Looks like you've got competition, Ed." <br>
Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every CHRISTMAS!" <br>
(Ed Gasps) <br>
Ed rewinds Edd: "<small>!SAMTSIRHC yreve ekac eht edarap ew, sedaced rof</small>" <br>
Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every CHRISTMAS!" <br>
Ed rewinds Edd: "<small>!SAMTSIRHC yreve</small>" <br>
Edd: "every CHRISTMAS!" <br>
Ed:
="'''''CHRISTMAS, EDDY!'''''=
I want that flying saucer, pen and pencil set, 4 egg rolls, a subscription to "Chunky puff quarterly", A box of band aids, A big bolt, and... um..."

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Ed: "That's 'cause Santa knows you are a naughty little boy, Eddy!"

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Ed: "AT MY HOUSE!"

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Ed: "The patient has suffered a Penelope to his headest, sorest area, as well as a major gush from the..." <br>
(SFX) (record scratch) <br>
(Music) (Boing boing boing!) <br>
Ed: "His Goliath... upper... tube-veiny thing!"

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Ed: "Horrible it was. A giant [[Sweden|Swedish]] meatball with a blood-curdling scream grabbed Eddy and his drilling [[Woodchuck|groundchuck]]. GASP! Agua! Awwwg! Agwa! Agwa!"

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Ed: "I GOT HIM, DOUBLE-D! I GOT HIM!" <br>
Ed (SFX): "Obalope! AAAAAAAH!" <br>
... <br>
Ed:

='''''I GOT HIM, DOUBLE-D! I GOT HIM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'''''=
Eddy:
='''''EEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!'''''=

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Ed: "I think it's broken, guys."

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Ed: "'''''DON'T EVER SAY THAT, EDDY!!!'''''" <br>
Ed (SFX): "Ahaha!" <br>
Ed: "Santa is making his list and checking it twice." <br>
Eddy (SFX): "'''HOAAHOOH EHHOOH!'''"

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Ed: "Oh, I make a game out of mine, Eddy, 'cause I'm productive! '''YOU CAN PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS!!''' See? It's a boat."

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Eddy: "AAAAAAAH!" <br>
Ed (SFX): "Aweeweeweeweeweesht!"

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(Chicken SFX): "Bokbokbokbokbok!" <br>
Edd: "'''''ED!!!'''''" <br>
Ed: "Eh? '''''I LOVE CHICKENS, DOUBLE-D!'''''" <br>
(Eddy laughs.) <br>
Edd: "Yes, we know, Ed."

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Ed:
='''''RIGHT OVER ON THE X, DOUBLE-D!!!'''''=
Ed (SFX): "Hahahahahaha!"

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Ed: "Now, paint this like an [[Aztec]] temple!" <br>
='''CRASH!'''=
Ed: "My scam!" (4x)

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Ed: "Uhh...A, B, C, D, L, M, N, O, G! Don't you know your alphabet, Double-D?"

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Ed (SFX): "BOING!" <br>
Ed: "'''''LUNCH BREAK!!!'''''" <br>
(donkey Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" sounds)

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Ed (from left to right): "Alley-'''OOP!'''" <br>
(SFX) "CRASH!" <br>
Edd (also from left to right): "Gracious!" <br>
(SFX) "CRASH!" <br>
Eddy: (final left to right): "GERONIMO!" <br>
(SFX) "CRASH!" followed by goat sounds <br>
Eddy:
='''''BEHOLD THE GATES OF FREEDOM!!!!'''''= "After me..."

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Ed: "Yup! Did you get him, Eddy?!"

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Ed: "I claim this planet in the name of Ed, Bringer of Bacon!!"

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Ed: "Wigs scare me, Double-D."

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Ed: "I forgot to wear underwear, guys."

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Ed: "'''''HE'S LIKE A BAD ITCH, EDDY!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! GET HIM OFF! HE IS ANNOYING MY HEAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!'''''"

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Ed: "'''''I DID A FOUR SPLASHER, A NEW SPLISH-SPLASH RECORD!'''''"

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Ed: "Like [[Walnut]]s?"

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Ed: "The sound of a babbling brook makes me want to babble, Double-D" <br>
(SFX): Sunscreen being poured out <br>
Edd: "Was that Jonny's sunscreen?"

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Ed (Dressed in an octopus suit): "HAHAHAHAHA! I am a '''<u>Ed</u>apus!''' 'cause I'm Ed!"

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Ed: "'''''I am Edapus 'cause I am a...'''''"

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Ed: "Well, That's a keeper!" <br>
Edd and Eddy: "'''''NO, ED!'''''" <br>
Ed: "'''Uhnugh!''' '''''WHOA!'''''" <br>
Edd and Eddy: "'''''WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!'''''" <br>
All: "'''''UMPH!'''''" <br>
(SFX): Cat cries <br>
Ed: "Who brought the [[Tartar sauce|tartar sauce]]?"

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Ed: "I think Sarah likes you, Eddy!"

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Ed: "Allow me, Double-D! Ed's going fishing!" <br>
(SFX): Turkey Sound <br>
(SFX): Various Noises: '''''CHOMPRERPREEEESHT! CRASH! EEEEEW! CRASH!''''' <br>
Edd: "Um, Ed." <br>
(SFX): Various Noises: '''''CHUMP! CRASH! VEVEFVEVEVEVEVEVET! CRASH!''''' <br>
Ed: "Here we go! '''It's a''' '''''WHOPPER DOUBLE-D!'''''"

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Eddy: "Hmm... gee, Ed. Is it a..." <br>
(SFX): Goat sound <br>
Eddy: "'''''HAND?'''''"

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Eddy: "'''''DOUBLE-D! LET ME POKE YOUR BRAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'''''" <br>
(Edd faints)

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Ed: Plural Pronouns! <br>
(SFX): Clownish bike horn <br>
(SFX): A spring breaking <br>
Edd: "Oh Dear!" <br>
Ed: "Giddyup!" <br>
Eddy: "WHOA!"

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Jimmy (Floating on the flooded cul-de-sac): "My tummy's cramping, I'm so hungry, I even ate [[cheese|processed cheese]]!"