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<center><font size="3">'''Yet she became more and more [[promiscuous]] as she recalled the days of her [[youth]], when she was a [[prostitute]] in [[Egypt]]. There she [[lust]]ed after her [[lover]]s, whose [[penis|genital]]s were like those of [[donkey]]s and whose [[Ejaculation|emission]] was like that of [[horse]]s. ([[Book of Ezekiel|Ezekiel]] 23:19-20)'''</font></center>

==Me==
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[[Image:Mad scientist.svg|thumb|left|"They LAUGHED at my theories at the institute! Fools! I'll destroy them all!" Caucasian, male, aging, crooked teeth, messy hair, lab coat, spectacles/goggles, dramatic posing — one popular stereotype of mad scientist.]]
'''DOB''': [[June 6]], [[1985]] the day that the grave of one Wolfgang Gerhard is exhumed in [[Embu]], [[Brazil]]; the remains found are later proven to be those of [[Josef Mengele]], [[Auschwitz concentration camp|Auschwitz]]' "Angel of Death". Mengele is thought to have drowned while swimming in February [[1979]].<br>
'''Location''': [[New Zealand]]; [[Christchurch]]<br>
'''Occupation''': Student at the [[University of Canterbury]]. I have a [[Bachelor of Science|B.Sc.]] in [[Astronomy]], and am currently studying [[Bachelor%27s_degree#Honours_degrees_and_academic_distinctions|honours]]<br>
'''I speak''': [[New Zealand English]]<br>
'''How long I've been here''': My earliest logged in edit was on [[November 7]], [[2003]] at 13:56. I edited the [[Yang Liwei]] article (Wow I've been here over three years)<br>
'''Previous Identity''': I used to be known around these parts as [[User:Enceladus|Enceladus]] (this link just takes you back to this page). I've put in a request for a moving all my contributions to this username but it could take a couple of months before that happens. I had about 1100 edits on that username. On my current username I have at least 3149 edits (that figure really isn't that helpful as I have been image tagging which means that I get lots of edits for doing very little).<br>
'''Education''': The Primary school I attended was [[Kew School]] — I wonder what the odds of it surviving Articles for Deletion twice are?<br>
'''Belief System''': I believe in the [[Invisible Pink Unicorn]]<br>
'''Operating system''': [[Ubuntu Linux]]

I am a member of the [[m:Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgements About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are In Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They are Deletionist|Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgements About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are In Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They are Deletionist]]

==Music and TV that everybody should like==
<center>[[The Darkness]] | [[Pink Floyd]] | [[Queen (band)|Queen]] | [[Scrubs (TV series)|Scrubs]] | [[Family Guy]] | [[The Simpsons]] | [[South Park]] | [[Supertramp]] | [[Dire Straits]] | [[The Clash]] | [[The Eagles]]</center>

==[[user:Evil Monkey/Photo gallery|My Image Gallery]]==
These are the photos that I have taken and contributed to Wikimedia

==Main Page==
These are the articles that I have been involved in that have made the Main Page
*'''[[Wikipedia:Today's featured article/December 10, 2004|Saturn V]]''' - Today's featured article on [[December 10]], [[2004]]
*'''[[Wikipedia:Today's featured article/April 19, 2005|Apollo 8]]''' - Today's featured article on [[April 19]], [[2005]]
*Did you know:
**...that '''[[Kordylewski cloud]]s''' are large concentrations of dust that orbit [[Earth]] at the distance of the [[Moon]]?
**...that '''[[J002E3]]''' was at first thought to be a new moon of the Earth when discovered in [[2002]] but later found to be the [[S-IVB|third stage]] of the [[Apollo 12]] [[Saturn V]]?
**...that '''[[Giovanni Bugatti]]''' was the longest serving [[execution]]er in the [[Papal States]]?
**... that '''[[Project Aqua]]''' was a proposed [[Hydroelectricity|hydroelectric]] scheme for the lower [[Waitaki River]] in [[New Zealand]] that would have diverted up to 77% of the river's flow into a separate [[canal]]?
**...that '''[[Malin Space Science Systems]]''' operates the camera on the [[Mars Global Surveyor]]?
**...that '''[[Closer Economic Relations]]''' is a [[free trade]] agreement between the governments of [[New Zealand]] and [[Australia]]?
**...that on [[14 August]] [[1936]] '''[[Rainey Bethea]]''' was [[hanging|hanged]] in [[Owensboro, Kentucky]], thus becoming the last person to be ''publicly'' [[capital punishment in the United States|executed in the United States]]?
**...that '''[[Charles Brooks, Jr.]]''', was the first person to be [[Capital punishment in the United States|executed]] by [[lethal injection]] in the [[United States]]?
**...that the only remaining instance of active use of the [[death penalty]] in [[Europe]] is in '''[[capital punishment in Belarus]]'''?
**...that there were three more '''[[cancelled Apollo missions]]''' planned to land on the [[Moon]] after ''[[Apollo 17]]''?
**...that '''[[John W. Peoples, Jr.]]''' tried to have his execution carried out by [[electric chair]] instead of [[lethal injection]]?
**...that '''[[Herman Ashworth]]''' was the fourth person to drop his appeals since the [[U.S. state]] of [[Ohio]] resumed the [[death penalty]] in [[1999]]?
**...that '''[[James Autry]]''' received a stay on his [[Capital punishment in the United States|execution]] in October [[1983]] after the needles for his [[lethal injection]] had been inserted into his arms?
**...that '''[[Luis Ramirez]]''' was the 15th person [[Capital punishment in the United States|executed]] in [[2005]] in the [[U.S. state]] of [[Texas]]?
**...that '''[[Marlin Gray]]''' was [[Capital punishment in the United States|executed]] on [[October 26]] for his part in pushing two women off the [[Chain of Rocks Bridge]] over the [[Mississippi River]] in [[Saint Louis, Missouri]] in [[1991]]?
**...that the '''''[[Yuanwang]]'''''-class of ships is used by the [[People's Republic of China]] for tracking and supporting their [[Shenzhou spacecraft]]?
**...that '''[[Hastings Wise]]''' is the sixth person to waive appeals of the [[capital punishment|death sentence]] in [[South Carolina]] since the state [[capital punishment in the United States|resumed executions]] after ''[[Gregg v. Georgia]]''?
**...that at 67 years old, '''[[Elias Syriani]]''' was the oldest person [[Capital punishment in the United States|executed in the United States]] since James Hubbard was executed by [[Alabama]] at the age of 74 in [[2004]]? 
**...that as of 2005 '''[[James Neil Tucker]]''' was the last person [[capital punishment in the United States|executed in the United States]] using the [[electric chair]]?
**...that '''[[Featherston prisoner of war camp]]''' was the site of a riot that lead to the death of 47 [[Japan]]ese [[prisoners of war]] during [[World War II]]?

==Articles that I have created or done a lot of work on==
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''[[Gemini 1]]'' | ''[[Gemini 2]]'' | ''[[Gemini 3]]'' | ''[[Gemini 4]]'' | ''[[Gemini 5]]'' | ''[[Gemini 7]]'' | ''[[Gemini 6A]]'' | ''[[Gemini 8]]'' | ''[[Gemini 9]]'' | ''[[Gemini 10]]'' | ''[[SA-1 (Apollo)]]'' | ''[[SA-2 (Apollo)]]'' | ''[[SA-3 (Apollo)]]'' | ''[[SA-4 (Apollo)]]'' | ''[[SA-5 (Apollo)]]'' | ''[[A-101]]'' | ''[[A-102]]'' | ''[[Pad Abort Test-1 (Apollo)]]'' | ''[[Pad Abort Test-2 (Apollo)]]'' | ''[[A-001]]'' | ''[[A-002]]'' | ''[[A-003]]'' | [[A-004]] | [[AS-201]] | ''[[AS-203]]'' | ''[[AS-202]]'' | ''[[Apollo 4]]'' | ''[[Apollo 5]]'' | ''[[Apollo 6]]'' | [[New Zealand]] | [[Yohkoh]] | [[IMAGE]] | [[Kwangmyongsong]] | [[Use of death penalty worldwide]] | [[University of Canterbury]] | [[Bobbie Jo Stinnett]] | [[J002E3]] | [[Kordylewski cloud]] | [[S-IC]] | [[S-II]] | [[S-IVB]] | [[Bohemian Rhapsody]] | [[Nodong-2]] | ''[[Undergrads]]'' | [[Joe Francis]] | [[Canta (magazine)]] | [[18 Plus Card]] | ''[[Reynolds v. United States]]'' | [[Thomas Cardinal Williams]] | [[Wayne Shelford]] | ''[[Apollo 8]]'' | [[Giovanni Bugatti]] | ''[[Soyuz 22]]'' | ''[[Corot (astronomy)]]'' | [[Project Aqua]] | [[ANSMET]] | [[Michèle Alliot-Marie]] | [[Peter Friederich]] | [[Ali al-Tamimi]] | [[Maat Mons]] | [[Paul Louis Halley]] | [[Patrick J. Boland]] | [[Thomas Gwyn Elger]] | [[Francis Bell]] | [[New Zealand laurel]] | ''[[Apollo 15]]'' | [[Imperforate anus]] | [[Nie Haisheng]] | [[Zhai Zhigang]] | ''[[Shenzhou 1]]'' | ''[[Shenzhou 2]]'' | ''[[Shenzhou 3]]'' | ''[[Shenzhou 6]]'' | ''[[Shenzhou 7]]'' | ''[[Shenzhou 8]]'' | [[Closer Economic Relations]] | [[Charles Brooks, Jr.]] | [[Chris Currie]]</center>

==Articles I want to expand/create==
<center>[[John Deacon]] | [[Neil Armstrong]] | [[Another One Bites The Dust]] | [[Crazy Little Thing Called Love]] | [[Roger Meddows-Taylor]] | [[London Calling]] | [[maximum dynamic pressure]] | [[Blu-Tack]] | [[Elemeno P]] | [[The Darkness]] | [[Weet-Bix]]</center>

==Interests at Wikipedia==
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Well as you can see from the articles above that I've worked on, I'm mainly interested in spaceflight, usually American as there is alot of information on these spaceflights. Alot of the time though I spend just browsing and correcting issues as I see them. I'm spending alot of time tagging images at the moment as well. Remember to [[Wikipedia:Be bold in updating pages|be bold]] when editing anything that I've written. Chances are that I've made some terrible spelling mistake (for the life of me I can never spell separate right) or some grammatical error (wrong tense usually). 

I think that '''"If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, do not submit it"''' should be posted on every new users page. There seem to be some people who think that they own articles.

My goal in life is to become famous enough to warrant an entry of my own in the main namespace of Wikipedia. Hopefully it will be [[Jeffrey Simpson (astronomer)]] not [[Jeffrey Simpson (murderer)]]

==Vandalism==
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I've lost count of how many times this page has been vandalised. Some of the more weird ones have been:
*"Aged 2 (even though I look gay!)"
*"Evil Monkey was not accepted on hotornot.com, as he does not look over 18, he was predicted to be 12! OMG w00t lol wat a nob."
*"I am a faggot with no life so I take stupid photos of myself and post them on wikipedia. i jack off all day and suck at life."
*"I am ugly and need not a life, but a death"
*"nob!"
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Evil_Monkey&oldid=15820669 An ASCII Monkey]
*Someone with an odd obsession with "daiper sex"
*On a [[Talk:Lethal injection#It was in 1982 (Part 2)|talk page]] I was called a "childish brat"

==http://www.politicalcompass.org/==
Went along to this website and according to them I am:<br>
Economic Left/Right: -2.00<br>
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.69

==[[WP:WHT|Are You a Wikipediholic Test?]]==
I got a score of 96, so I'm in the optimal, most productive range..

==Barnstars and other things==
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Image:Working_Man's_Barnstar.png|I, [[User:Gadfium|gadfium]], hereby award you this [[:Image:Working Man's Barnstar.png|Working Man's Barnstar]], as a reward for your tireless tagging of images
Image:Working_Man's_Barnstar.png|I, [[User:Alkivar|Alkivar]], hereby award you this [[:Image:Working Man's Barnstar.png|Working Man's Barnstar]], as a reward for your tireless effort doing edits I'm too [[laziness|lazy]] to do, but more importantly for going the extra [[mile]] to do the tedious work that Wiki so desperately needs.
Image:Choco chip cookie.png|For your rapid-fire anagrammatical intellect, here's a cookie.  -- [[User:Brian0918|brian0918]] 04:05, 16 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Image:Choco chip cookie.png|Your suggestion of [[People's Republic of America]] as our millionth article seems to have fired Wikipedians' imagination. I was particularly amused by its inclusion in [[Wikipedia:List of countries where Wikipedia is banned]]. I award you this cookie for your inspiration.-[[User:Gadfium|gadfium]] 09:05, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Image:No1 with painted trompos.jpg|To break the symetry of your awards section I Brookie award you thr No.1 award
Image:Original_Barnstar.png|I award you this barnstar for your many expansions on the detail-heavy [[Use of death penalty worldwide]] and  improving the related map. [[User:Demi|Demi]] <sup>[[User_talk:Demi|T]]</sup>/<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Demi|C]]</sub> 21:36, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)
Image:Tireless_Contributor_Barnstar.gif|For your tireless combat against vandals, I only '''The Tireless Contributor Barnstar''' appropriate. <small> [[User:White Cat|Cat]]</small> <sup>[[User talk:White Cat|chi?]]</sup> 05:17, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Image:Editors_Barnstar.png|I, [[User:Knowledge Seeker|Knowledge Seeker]], award you this Editor's Barnstar for your strong work in reverting vandalism (and your excellent contributions to astronomy articles).]]
Image:AABarnstar.png|I, [[User:Kaiba|Kaiba]], present you with this barnstar for your constant battles against vandals.
Image:Minor_Barnstar.png|For being so quick to fix the layout problem in the [[Ubuntu (Linux distribution)|Ubuntu]] article "with the utmost quality", I award you a '''Minor Barnstar'''. Congrats! '''[[User:Brisvegas|Brisv]]''[[User:Brisvegas/Esperanza|<font color="green">e</font>]]''[[User talk:Brisvegas|<font color="red">gas</font>]]''' 11:05, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
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==The End==
[[Image:Puss_the_cat.JPG|thumb|left|This is my family's [[Felis silvestris domesticus]] who answers to the name Puss! RIP 24 February 2007]]
<center><font size="4">'''And if you listen closely you'll hear the familiar sound of no-one caring &mdash; Dr. [[Percival Cox]]'''</font><br clear=all></center>

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