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''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' is a British [[Surreal humour|surreal]] [[sketch comedy]] series created by and starring [[Graham Chapman]], [[John Cleese]], [[Eric Idle]], [[Terry Jones]], [[Michael Palin]] and [[Terry Gilliam]], who became known as "[[Monty Python]]", for [[BBC1]]. The series stands out for its use of [[Surreal humour|absurd situations]], mixed with risqué and innuendo-laden humour, [[Visual gag|sight gags]] and observational sketches without [[punchline]]s. Live action segments were broken up with animations by Gilliam, often merging with the live action to form [[Segue#In film or broadcast news production|segues]]. It premiered on 5 October 1969 and ended on 5 December 1974, with a total of 45 episodes over the course of 4 series.

==Series overview==
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| start1 = 5 October 1969
| end1 = 11 January 1970

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| start2 = 15 September 1970
| end2 = 22 December 1970

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| start3 = 19 October 1972
| end3 = 18 January 1973

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| start3S = 3 January 1972
| end3S = 18 December 1972

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| end4 = 5 December 1974
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==Episodes==

===Series 1 (1969–70)===
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| Title = Whither Canada?
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1969|10|5|df=y}}
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*It's [[Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart]]
*Famous Deaths
*Italian Lesson – written by Michael Palin and Terry Jones
*Whizzo Butter
**a parody of the commercials for [[Stork (margarine)|Stork SB Margarine]]; the word 'Whizzo' would be used throughout the series as the title of various companies and products, such as 'The Whizzo Quality Assortment' produced by the 'Whizzo Chocolate Company' (within the [[Crunchy Frog]] sketch of Episode 6).
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*''It's the Arts''
*Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson – written by John Cleese and Graham Chapman<ref name=":10" />
*[[Pablo Picasso|Picasso]] / Cycling Race
*[[The Funniest Joke in the World]]
**first appearance of The Colonel
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| Title = Sex and Violence
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1969|10|12|df=y}}
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*Flying Sheep – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":0">{{Cite book|title = So, Anyway...|last = Cleese|first = John|publisher = Crown Archetype|year = 2014|isbn = 9780385348249|pages = 310, 340, 345}}</ref>
*French Lecture on Sheep-Aircraft
*A Man with Three Buttocks
**first appearance of the phrase 'And now for something completely different'.
*A Man with Two Noses
*Musical Mice
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*[[Marriage Guidance Counsellor]] – written by Eric Idle
*The Wacky Queen
*Working-Class Playwright
*The Wrestling Epilogue (written by Eric Idle)<ref>{{Cite web|url = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awRHPQJD5yw|title = John Cleese's Personal Best|website = youtube.com|quote = [Cleese before the sketch:]"There was a sketch young Eric Rutle [Idle] wrote I liked, about theology."}}</ref>
**real professional wrestlers portrayed a monsignor and a college professor who debate the existence of God by wrestling.
*[[The Mouse Problem]] (written by Cleese and Chapman)<ref>{{Cite book|title = The Queer Encyclopedia of Film & Television|last = Summers|first = Claude J.|publisher = Cleis Press|year = 2005|isbn = 9781573442091|pages = 68|url = https://books.google.com/books?id=yrgUAQAAIAAJ}}</ref><ref name=":1">{{Cite journal|url =https://github.com/lordappsec/Zines/blob/master/BRITCOMEDY/britcomedy.digest.1-05|title =Monty Python Special|date =November 1994|journal =Britcomedy Digest}}{{dead link|date=December 2017 |bot=InternetArchiveBot |fix-attempted=yes }}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url = http://www.glbtqarchive.com/arts/chapman_g_A.pdf|title = Chapman, Graham (1941–1989)|date = 2004|website = glbtqarchive.com|last = Rapp|first = Linda}}</ref><ref name=":2">{{Cite book|title = Monty Python: A Chronology, 1969–2012, 2d ed.|last = McCall|first = Douglas|publisher = McFarland & Company|year = 2013|isbn = 9780786478118|pages = 325–1E599C|url = https://books.google.com/books?id=RS0FAgAAQBAJ&q=Monty+Python:+A+Chronology,+1969-2012,+2d+ed.}}</ref>
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{{Episode list
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = How to Recognise Different Types of Trees from Quite a Long Way Away
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1969|10|19|df=y}}
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*The [[Larch]]
*Court Scene with [[Cardinal Richelieu]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":10" />
*The Larch – Part 2
*{{anchor|Bicycle Repair Man}}Bicycle Repair Man – written by Palin and Jones<ref name=":10" /><ref name=":2" />
**in a town full of people with the persona of [[Superman]], a man has the secret identity of "Bicycle Repair Man" with the impressive superpower of being able to repair a bicycle with his own hands.
*Children's Stories
**Idle starts reading children's stories that become increasingly sexual.
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*[[The Dirty Fork|Restaurant Sketch]]
*[[Seduced Milkmen]]
**the woman seen is often said to be [[Carol Cleveland]], but it is actually Thelma Taylor,<ref>{{Cite book |title=Monty Python's flying circus : an utterly complete, thoroughly unillustrated, absolutely unauthorized guide to possibly all the references : from Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson to Zambesi |author=((Larsen, Darl 1963–)) |isbn=9780810861312 |publisher=Rowman & Littlefield |location=Lanham, Md. |oclc=187417654 |year = 2008}}</ref> who is uncredited. Cleveland does appear in a version of this sketch, made for the film ''[[And Now for Something Completely Different]]''.
*Stolen Newsreader
*The [[horse-chestnut|Horse Chestnut]]
*Children's Interview
*Candid Photography (better known as "[[Nudge Nudge]]") – written by Idle<ref name=":2" />
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = Owl-Stretching Time
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1969|10|26|df=y}}
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*Song: "[[And did those feet in ancient time|Jerusalem (And did those feet)]]" (with [[Katya Wyeth]])
*Art Gallery
*Art Critic
*It's a Dog's Life in the Modern Army
*Undressing in Public – written by Palin and Jones<ref name=":10" />
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*[[Self-Defence Against Fresh Fruit]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":5">{{Cite book|title = Monty Python's Flying Circus: An Utterly Complete, Thoroughly Unillustrated, Absolutely Unauthorized Guide to Possibly All the References : from Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson to Zambesi |last = Larsen|first = Darl |publisher = Rowman & Littlefield |location=Lanham, Md. |year = 2008 |isbn = 9780810861312 |pages = 57, 185}}</ref>
**first appearance of the 16-Ton Weight; this would appear in several further episodes including "The BBC Entry to the Zinc Stoat of Budapest", "Intermission", and "Blood, Devastation, Death, War, and Horror".
*Secret Service Dentists
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'''Note:''' Many sketches in this episode are ended prematurely by Chapman's army character ("[[List of recurring Monty Python's Flying Circus characters#The Colonel|The Colonel]]"), who protests rip-offs of the [[British Army|British Army's]] slogan, "It's a Man's Life in the Modern Army"

'''Note:''' ''Owl Stretching Time'' was a proposed name for the series itself.
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{{Episode list
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1969|11|16|df=y}}
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*Confuse-a-Cat – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":2" /><ref name=":10" />
*The Smuggler
*A Duck, A Cat and A Lizard (discussion)
*Vox Pops on Smuggling
*Police Raid
*Letters and Vox Pops
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*Newsreader Arrested
*Erotic Film
*Silly Job Interview
**first appeared in ''[[How to Irritate People]]''.
*Careers Advisory Board
*Burglar/Encyclopedia Salesman
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'''Note:''' BBC1 officially began broadcasting in colour on 15 November 1969; but for the previous two months, they had been broadcasting colour programmes "unofficially", so while the whole of the first series was broadcast in colour, this episode was the first to be advertised as being in colour (source: notes taken from BBC videotape operators and transmission managers made at the time). This was also the first episode where Cleese says the title in a silly voice rather than calmly in his normal voice.
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| EpisodeNumber = 6
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = It's the Arts
| AltTitle = The BBC Entry for the Zinc Stoat of Budapest
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1969|11|23|df=y}}
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*Johann Gambolputty
*Non-Illegal Robbery
*Vox Pops on Burglary
*[[Crunchy Frog]] (Whizzo Chocolate Company) – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":10" />
*The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker – written by Chapman and Idle<ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2" /><ref name=":7">{{Cite book|title=Graham Crackers: Fuzzy Memories, Silly Bits, and Outright Lies|last=Yoakum|first=Jim|publisher=Career Pr Inc|year=1997|isbn=9781564143341|pages=[https://archive.org/details/grahamcrackersfu0000chap/page/42 42, 45–46, 48, 92]|url=https://archive.org/details/grahamcrackersfu0000chap/page/42}}</ref>
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*Red Indian in Theatre
*Policemen Make Wonderful Friends
*A Scotsman on A Horse
*[[20th Century Fox|20th Century Vole]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":2" />
**a parody of the [[Cinema of the United States|Hollywood movie industry]].
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 7
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = You're No Fun Anymore
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1969|11|30|df=y}}
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*Camel Spotting
*You're No Fun Anymore
*The Audit
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*Science Fiction Sketch (with Donna Reading)
**Man Turns into Scotsman
**Police station
**[[Blancmange]]s Playing Tennis
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = Full Frontal Nudity
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1969|12|7|df=y}}
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*Army Protection Racket – written by Cleese and Palin<ref name=":10" />
*Vox Pops on Full Frontal Nudity
*Art Critic: The Place of the Nude
*Buying a Bed
*Hermits
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*[[Dead Parrot sketch|Dead Parrot]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":0" /><ref name=":2" />
*The Flasher
*Hell's Grannies
**The theme song from the [[James Bond]] film ''[[Thunderball (film)|Thunderball]]'' is heard.
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'''Note:''' This episode repeats several running gags from Episode 4: a female cast member delivers a terrible joke, and upon protest from fellow cast members, wails 'But it's my only line!'; the use of the song "[[And did those feet in ancient time|Jerusalem]]", and the Colonel preempting sketches–this time protesting that they are 'too silly'.
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{{Episode list
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 9
| Title = The Ant, An Introduction
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1969|12|14|df=y}}
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*Scene Card: Part 2
*Llamas (in Spanish with English Subtitles)
*A Man with a Tape Recorder Up His Nose
*[[Kilimanjaro Expedition]] (Double Vision) – written by Cleese and Idle<ref name=":3">{{Cite web|url = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8G7Y9mneVM|title = Monty Python Talks About... Writing|website = youtube.com}}</ref>
*A Man with a Tape Recorder Up His Brother's Nose
*Homicidal Barber – written by Palin and Jones<ref name=":8">{{Cite book|title=Monty Python Speaks|last=Morgan|first=David|publisher=Dey Street Books|year=2005|isbn=9780380804795|url=https://archive.org/details/montypythonspeak00morg}}</ref><ref name=":10" />
*[[The Lumberjack Song]] – written by Palin, Jones and Fred Tomlinson<ref name=":2" />
*Letter / Britain's Joke for the Rubber Mac of Zurich Award
*[[Gumbys|Gumby]] Crooner
**First Gumby sketch
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*The Refreshment Room at [[Bletchley]]
*Ken Buddha and His Inflatable Knees
*Brian Islam and Brucie (animation)
**the music is "Banjoreno" by the [[Dixieland Jug Blowers]].
*Hunting Film – written by Palin and Jones<ref name=":0" />
**the music to this is "Waltzing trumpets" by [[Harry Mortimer]].
*The Visitors
**concludes with "[[Ding Dong Merrily on High]]" (possibly due to the episode being broadcast on the 45th anniversary of its publication as a [[Christmas carol]])
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 10
| Title = Untitled{{anchor|Ron Obvious}}
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1969|12|21|df=y}}
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*Walk-on Part in Sketch
*Bank Robber in a Lingerie Shop
*Trailer
*It's A Tree <!-- Capitalised A, referred to in the show as Arthur Tree -->
*[[Vocational Guidance Counsellor]]
**"The Larch" (from Episode 3) reappears.
*Ron Obvious
::Ron Obvious<ref name="Encyclopedia">{{cite book|first=Robert|last=Ross|title=''Monty Python Encyclopedia''|url=https://archive.org/details/montypythonencyc0000ross_f1a4|url-access=registration|publisher=Batsford Books|location=London, England|year=1999|page=[https://archive.org/details/montypythonencyc0000ross_f1a4/page/134 134]|isbn=978-1-57500-036-7}}</ref> is played by [[Terry Jones]]. In his sketch, the extremely naïve Obvious, encouraged by his unscrupulous manager [[List of recurring Monty Python's Flying Circus characters#Luigi Vercotti|Luigi Vercotti]] ([[Michael Palin]]), undertakes several impossible tasks for publicity:<ref name="Encyclopedia"/>
:*The First Man to Jump the [[English Channel|Channel]]<ref name="books.google.com">{{cite book|first1=Gary L.|last1=Hardcastle|first2=George A.|last2=Reisch|title=''Monty Python and philosophy: nudge nudge, think think!''|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=wPQelKFNA5MC&q=%22Ron+Obvious%22+%22Monty+Python%22&pg=RA1-PA144|publisher=Open Court Publishing|location=Chicago, illinois|year=2006|page=144|isbn=9780812695939}}</ref><ref name="Chapman">{{cite book|first=Graham|last=Chapman|title=''The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words''|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=wJtkAAAAMAAJ&q=%22Ron+Obvious%22+%22Monty+Python%22 |publisher=Pantheon Books|location=New York City|year=1989|page=127|isbn=9780679726470}}</ref>
:*Eating [[Chichester Cathedral]]<ref name="Chapman"/>
::as the announcer mentions that Obvious is about to attempt to become the first man to eat an entire Anglican Cathedral, Obvious is shown brushing his teeth, putting on a bib and flexing his jaws, before biting into the corner of an old stone building and breaking his jaw.
:*Tunneling to [[Java]]:<ref name="books.google.com"/>
:**Tunneling from [[Godalming]] to [[Java]]
:*Splitting a Railway Carriage with his Nose
:*Running to [[Mercury (planet)|Mercury]]<ref name="books.google.com"/>
:*Most Time Being Underground
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*Pet Conversions – written by Chapman<ref name=":10">{{Cite book|title = The First 200 Years of Monty Python|last = Johnson|first = Kim "Howard"|publisher = St. Martin's Griffin|year = 1989|isbn = 9780312033095|url = https://archive.org/details/first200yearsofm00john}}</ref>
*Gorilla Librarian
*Letters to ''[[Daily Mirror]]''
*Strangers in the Night
**Biggles and Algy appear on the show for the first time.
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'''Note:''' This is the first episode not to show an episode title at the beginning of the closing credits.
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{{Episode list
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 11
| Title = The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1969|12|28|df=y}}
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*Lavatorial Humour
**The [[Royal Philharmonic Orchestra|RPO]] performs the opening of [[Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky|Tchaikovsky's]] ''[[Piano Concerto No. 1 (Tchaikovsky)|Piano Concerto No. 1]]'' in the bathroom.
*Interruptions
*[[Agatha Christie]] (Inspector Tiger)
*Literary Football Discussion
*Interesting People
**features a version of All Through The Night (misidentified as Men of Harlech) by the Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir
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*Undertakers Film
*Eighteenth-Century Social Legislation
*The Battle of Trafalgar
*[[Batley]] Townswomen's Guild Presents the [[Attack on Pearl Harbor|Battle of Pearl Harbor]] – written by Idle<ref name=":7" />
*Undertakers Film
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{{Episode list
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 12
| Title = The Naked Ant
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|1|4|df=y}}
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*Falling From Building
*Spectrum – Talking About Things
*Visitors From [[Coventry]]
*Mr. Hilter and the [[Minehead]] by-election – written by Cleese and Palin<ref name=":2" /><ref name=":6">{{Cite book|title = Diaries 1969–1979: The Python Years (Michael Palin Diaries)|last = Palin|first = Michael|publisher = St. Martin's Griffin|year = 2008|isbn = 9780312384883|pages = 27, 53}}</ref><ref name=":10" />
*Silly Voices at the Police station
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*[[Upper Class Twit of the Year]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2" /><ref name=":10" />
*Ken Shabby – sketch includes [[Connie Booth]]
*How Far Can a Minister Fall?
*Nobody Has Anything Else to Say
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{{Episode list
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 13
| Title = Intermission
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|1|11|df=y}}
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*short intermission (music: ''[[Theme from A Summer Place]]'')
*Restaurant Abuse / Cannibalism
*Advertisements
*[[Albatross (Monty Python sketch)|Albatross]]
*Come Back to My Place – written by Chapman<ref name=":7" />
*Me Doctor
*What Gumbys Would Like
*Historical Impersonations
**featuring [[Cardinal Richelieu]] as [[Petula Clark]]; [[Julius Caesar]] as [[Eddie Waring]]; [[Florence Nightingale]] as [[Brian London]]; [[Ivan the Terrible]] as a sales assistant at [[Freeman, Hardy and Willis]]; [[W. G. Grace]] as a [[music box]]; [[Napoleon]] as the [[R101|R101 disaster]]; and [[John the Baptist]] as [[Graham Hill]]
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*Quiz Programme: "Wishes"
*Probe-Around on Crime
*[[Stonehenge]] and Mr. [[Attila the Hun]]
*Psychiatry – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":5" />
**features "Going to the Zoo" by [[Tom Paxton]], with vocals by [[Julie Felix]].
*Operating Theatre
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===Series 2 (1970)===
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 1
| Title = Face the Press
| AltTitle = Dinsdale!
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|9|15|df=y}}
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* Face the Press
* New Cooker Sketch
* Tobacconist's (Prostitute Advert)
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* [[The Ministry of Silly Walks]] – written by Palin and Jones<ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2" />
* La March Futile
* Ethel the Frog / [[Piranha Brothers]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref>{{Cite book|title = Golden Skits of Wing-commander Muriel Volestrangler, F.R.H.S. and Bar|last = Cleese|first = John|publisher = Methuen Publishing Ltd|year = 1984|isbn = 9780413567901}}</ref>
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'''Note:''' The introductory music of Ethel the Frog/[[Piranha Brothers]]: from the ''[[Karelia Suite]]'' by [[Jean Sibelius]]
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = The Spanish Inquisition
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|9|22|df=y}}
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*Man-Powered Flight

*[[The Spanish Inquisition (Monty Python)|The Spanish Inquisition]] – written by Palin and Jones<ref name=":2" />
*Jokes and Novelties Salesman
*Tax on Thingy
*Vox Pops on Taxation (including a rare piece of meaningful dialogue from the 'It's Man')
*Photos of Uncle Ted
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*The Spanish Inquisition (continued)
*The [[Flag semaphore|Semaphore]] Version of ''[[Wuthering Heights]]''
*''[[Julius Caesar (play)|Julius Caesar]]'' on an [[Aldis lamp]]
*''[[Gunfight at the O.K. Corral (film)|Gunfight at the O.K. Corral]]'' in [[Morse Code]]
*[[Smoke signal]] version of ''[[Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (novel)|Gentlemen Prefer Blondes]]''
*Court Charades
*Race Against the Credits (music: ''[[Devil's Galop]]'' by [[Charles Williams (composer)|Charles Williams]])
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The Spanish Inquisitors ([[Michael Palin|Palin]], [[Terry Jones|Jones]], and [[Terry Gilliam|Gilliam]]) appear seven times throughout this episode.
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = Déjà Vu
| AltTitle = Show 5
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|9|29|df=y}}
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* A Bishop Rehearsing
*Flying Lessons – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref>{{Cite web|url = http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/news/a40493/john-cleese-favorite-monty-python-sketches/|title = John Cleese Picks the Most Gut-Busting Monty Python Sketches|website = esquire.com|date = 15 December 2015}}</ref>
*Hijacked Plane
*The Poet Ewan McTeagle
*Hand Trees (Animation)
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*Psychiatrist Milkman
**Chapman's character's name changes from Mrs. Ratbag to Mrs. Pim.
*Complaints
*Déjà Vu
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This episode introduces a running gag that is used for the next two episodes: a character says, 'Walk this way.' The character told this responds, 'If I could walk that way...' only to be stopped when the first character warns them about finishing the punchline, by raising a finger.
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = The Buzz Aldrin Show
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|10|20|df=y}}
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*Metamorphosis (animation)
**this is the first episode to begin with a piece of animation.
*An Apology
*[[Gumbys|Gumby]] announcement
*[[Architects Sketch]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":9">{{Cite web|url=http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2015/s4409569.htm|title=Interview: John Cleese and Eric Idle, founding members of Monty Python|website=ABC – Australian Broadcasting Corporation|date=18 February 2016|quote=TONY JONES: (…) And that particular skit from which those lines came, the revolving knives, Architect – you were both in that. Who wrote it? Who writes this sort of stuff? JOHN CLEESE: Chapman and I wrote it. Yeah, yes. (...) TONY JONES: But I think I'll go to Eric here 'cause I think you actually probably wrote the Bruce skit or were chiefly ... ERIC IDLE: We wrote the Bruces sketch together.}}</ref>
*How to Recognize a [[Freemasonry|Mason]]
*An Apology / Another Gumby announcement
*Motor Insurance Sketch
*The Bishop
**Parody of ''[[The Saint (TV series)|The Saint]]'', and the [[Peter Gunn (song)|Peter Gunn Theme]] by [[Henry Mancini]] is prominent.
*Living Room on Pavement
*Poets
*A Choice of Viewing
*An Interview with a Nude Man
*The Bishop...Again?!
*An Apology
*Gumby Frog Curse / Another Another Gumby Announcement
*Chemist Sketch
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**An Apology/Words Not to be Used Again
***the words shown on the slides are (in the following order): 'B*M', 'B*TTY', 'P*X', 'KN*CKERS' (twice consecutively, for 'knickers' and 'knockers'), 'W**-W**' and '[[Alberto Semprini|SEMPRINI]]'.
**A Less Naughty Chemist's
***the 'walk this way' gag is used again, but this time the punchline is said completely, resulting in the character who says it being taken away by a police [[constable]].
**A Not at All Naughty Chemist's
**Vox Pops on After-shave
***[[The Spanish Inquisition (Monty Python)|Cardinal Ximénez]] (from Episode 15) makes a cameo appearance in this episode.
**Police Constable [[Pan American World Airways|Pan-Am]]
***the chemist says 'I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition', but, being played by Palin (as is Cardinal Ximénez), is told to shut up.
*Another Apology
*End Credits
*Last Gumby Announcement (The end)
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 18
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = Live from the Grill-O-Mat Snack Bar, Paignton
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|10|27|df=y}}
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*Live From the Grill-o-Mat Snack Bar, [[Paignton]]
*The First Item...
*Blackmail – written by Palin and Jones
**first appearance of the Nude Organist, played in this season by Gilliam
*Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
*Escape from Film
*The Next Item (or dish)...
*Current Affairs
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*Continued from "Escape from Film"
*The Next Item (...Prawn Salad...?)...
*Accidents Sketch (Prawn Salad Ltd.)
*Interruption
*Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
*The Butcher Who is Alternately Rude and Polite
*The Last Item (coffee)...
*Ken Clean-Air System
*On the Bus (end credits)
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'''Note:''' The 'walk this way' gag is used for the last time, except the words 'I' and 'walk' are replaced with 'we' (since it is a group of people) and 'run', respectively.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 19
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = It's a Living
| AltTitle = School Prizes
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|11|3|df=y}}
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* "It's A Living"
* The Time on BBC 1
* School Prize-Giving
* "If....": a film by Mr. Dibley
* "Rear Window": a film by Mr Dibley
* "Finian's Rainbow" (starring the man from the off-licence)
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* The Foreign Secretary and Other News
* Free Dung from the "Book of the Month" Club
* Dead Indian
* Timmy Williams interview (a parody of [[David Frost]])
* Raymond Luxury Yacht (Throat Wobbler Mangrove) interview
* Marriage Registry office
* [[Election Night Special]]
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 20
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = The Attila the Hun Show
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|11|10|df=y}}
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*"The [[Attila the Hun]] Show"
**parody of ''[[The Debbie Reynolds Show]]'' (1969), recreating the opening credits shot for shot and using a knock-off of the theme "With A Little Love" by [[Mike LeRoy]].
**the opening sequence appears after this sketch.
*Attila the Nun
*Secretary of State Striptease
*Vox Pops on Political Groupies
*Rat-catcher
*Wainscotting
*Killer Sheep
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*The News for Parrots
*The News for Gibbons
*Today in Parliament
*The News for [[Wombat]]s
*Attila the Bun
*The Idiot in the Rural Society
*Test Match Against [[Iceland]]
*The [[Epsom Downs Racecourse|Epsom]] Furniture Race
*"Spot The Braincell"
**a parody of the game show ''[[Take Your Pick!]]'', which had been cancelled roughly two years earlier.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 21
| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = Archaeology Today
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|11|17|df=y}}
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*Trailer
**the opening credits appear here: the foot at the end of the credits stays on screen for an unusually long time and then crumbles into the ground, leading into the next animation.
*"Archaeology Today"
*Silly Vicar and [[Leapy Lee]]
*Registrar (wife swap)
*Silly Doctor Sketch (immediately abandoned)
*Mr. and Mrs. [[Git (slang)|Git]]
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*Roy and Hank Spim: [[Mosquito]] Hunters
*Poofy Judges
*Mrs. Thing and Mrs. Entity
*[[Beethoven]]'s [[Myna|Mynah Bird]]
*[[Shakespeare]]
*[[Michelangelo]]
*Colin "Chopper" Mozart (rat-catcher)
*Judges (end credits)
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 22
| EpisodeNumber2 = 9
| Title = How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|11|24|df=y}}
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*"How to Recognise Different Parts of the Body"
*[[Bruces sketch]] – written by Cleese and Idle<ref name=":3" /><ref name=":9" />
*Naughty Bits
*The Man Who Contradicts People
*Cosmetic Surgery
*Camp Square-Bashing
*Killer Cars (Animation)
*[[Batley]] Townswomen's Guild Presents the [[Christiaan Barnard#First human-to-human heart transplant|First Heart Transplant]] – written by Idle
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*The First Underwater Production of ''[[Measure for Measure]]''
*The Death of [[Mary Queen of Scots]]
*Exploding [[Penguin]] on the TV Set – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":7" /><ref>{{Cite web|url = http://www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=8167|title = Penguin on the Telly by Monty Python|website = madmusic.com}}</ref>
*There's Been A Murder
*Sgt. Duckie's Song – Police entry for [[Eurovision Song Contest]]
*"Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong" (song): Contest Winner from [[Monaco]] – written by Chapman and Fred Tomlinson<ref name=":7" /><ref>{{Cite book|title=The Fairly Incomplete & Rather Badly Illustrated Monty Python Song Book|last=Monty Python|publisher=Methuen|year=1994|isbn=0-413-69000-8|title-link=The Fairly Incomplete & Rather Badly Illustrated Monty Python Song Book}}</ref>
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 23
| EpisodeNumber2 = 10
| Title = Scott of the Antarctic
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|12|1|df=y}}
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*French Subtitled Film
*[[Robert Falcon Scott|Scott of the Antarctic]]
*Scott of the [[Sahara]]
**the opening sequence appears after this sketch, seventeen-and-a-half minutes (out of thirty) into the episode.
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*Conrad Poohs and His Dancing Teeth (Animation)
** music is [[Under the Double Eagle]] by [[Josef Wagner (composer)|Josef Wagner]]
*[[Fish Licence]] / The Ten-Feet Tall Mayor
*[[Derby]] Council v. [[New Zealand national rugby union team|All Blacks]] Rugby Match (including the tall Mayor)
*[[Long John Silver]] Impersonators v. [[Bournemouth]] [[Gynaecology|Gynaecologists]]
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 24
| EpisodeNumber2 = 11
| Title = How Not to Be Seen
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|12|8|df=y}}
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*Conquistador Coffee Campaign
*Repeating Groove
**Cleese's 'And now for something completely different' and the opening sequence have a repeating groove.
**opening sequence appears here.
*[[Ramsay MacDonald]] Striptease
*Job Hunter
*International [[Communist Party of China|Chinese Communist]] Conspiracy (animation)
*Crelm [[Toothpaste]] / Shrill [[Petrol]] (animation)
*[[Agatha Christie]] Sketch (railway timetables)
*Mr Neville Shunte-Railroad Playwright
*[[Gavin Millar]]rrrrrrrr Writes
*Film Director / Dentist Martin Curry (teeth)
*City Gents Vox Pops
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*Crackpot Religions Ltd.
**this sketch contains a religious parody of the game show ''[[Sale of the Century (British game show)|Sale of the Century]]'', which had just been pitched to British television.
**a scene at the end, with crosses that are actually telegraph poles, was cut out but can be seen at the end of the episode when the whole programme is repeated on fast-forward.
**this sketch featured many famous characters from previous episodes including Arthur Name ([[Nudge Nudge]]), Ken Shabby and Mr. Gumby. [[Terry Gilliam]] also reprised his role as the nude organist (Blackmail), a character that would be taken over by [[Terry Jones]] in ''[[And Now for Something Completely Different]]'' and from the third series onwards.
*[[How Not to Be Seen]] – written by Palin and Jones<ref name=":2" />
*Crossing the [[Atlantic Ocean|Atlantic]] on a [[Tricycle]]
*Interview in Filing Cabinet
*[[Yummy Yummy Yummy|"Yummy Yummy Yummy, I've Got Love in My Tummy"]] / Music Time
**the end credits appear here.
*''Monty Python's Flying Circus'' Again in Thirty Seconds
**a recap of the episode.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 25
| EpisodeNumber2 = 12
| Title = Spam
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|12|15|df=y}}
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* "The Black Eagle"
* [[Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook]] – written by Cleese<ref name=":6" />
* Court (phrasebook)
** includes another reference to ''Take Your Pick!'', where the prosecutor gongs Alexander Yalt (Michael Palin) for answering 'yes' after a series of questions.
* [[World Forum/Communist Quiz|World Forum – Communist Quiz]]
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* "[[First Battle of Ypres|Ypres 1914]]" (abandoned) – written by Palin and Jones<ref name=":11" />
* Art Gallery Strikes
* "[[First Battle of Ypres|Ypres 1914]]" – written by Palin and Jones<ref name=":11">{{Cite book|title=From Fringe to Flying Circus|last=Wilmut|first=Roger|publisher=Heinemann|year=1990|isbn=9780413507709|pages=212}}</ref>
* Hospital for Over-Actors
** includes a [[Richard III of England|Richard III]] Ward, due in part to many exaggerations on the character over the years.
* Gumby Flower Arranging
* [[Spam (Monty Python)|Spam]] – written by Palin and Jones<ref>{{Cite book|title=Monty Python: From The Flying Circus to Spamalot|last=Topping|first=Richard|publisher=Virgin Books|year=2008|isbn=9780753513156|pages=32}}</ref>
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 26
| EpisodeNumber2 = 13
| Title = Royal Episode Thirteen
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1970|12|22|df=y}}
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* [[Elizabeth II|The Queen]] Will Be Watching
** in honour of Her Majesty the Queen, a shortened and very regal animated opening sequence plays "[[Pomp and Circumstance]]" in place of "The Liberty Bell".
* Coal Mine in [[Llanddarog]] [[Carmarthen]]
* The Toad-Elevating Moment
* Commercials
* How to Feed a Goldfish
* The Man Who Collects Birdwatcher's Eggs
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* Insurance Sketch
* Hospital Run by [[Regimental sergeant major|RSM]]
* Mountaineer
* Exploding Version of "[[The Blue Danube]]"
* Girls Boarding School
* Submarine
* A Man with a [[Stoat]] Through His Head
* [[Lifeboat sketch|Lifeboat (cannibalism)]]
* [[Undertakers sketch]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":2" /><ref>{{Cite web|url = https://www.funeralwise.com/plan/eulogy/chapman/|title = Graham Chapman's Eulogy Presented by John Cleese|website = funeralwise.com}}</ref>
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'''Note:''' Features an uncredited cameo by ''[[ITV News at Ten|News at Ten]]'' presenter [[Reginald Bosanquet]], recorded at the studios of [[ITN]]
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===Series 3 (1972–73)===
In this series only, the opening sequence begins with a nude organist (played by Jones), Cleese saying 'and now', and the 'It's' Man.

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| EpisodeNumber = 27
| EpisodeNumber2 = 1
| Title = Whicker's World
| AltTitle = Njorl's Saga
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|10|19|df=y}}
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* Njorl's Saga / Opening Credits
* Multiple Murderer Court Scene
* Investigating the Body (animation)
* Njorl's Saga – Part II
* A Terrible Mess
* Njorl's Saga – Part II: [[New Malden|North Malden]]?
* Starting Over
* Njorl's Saga – Part II: Invest in Malden?
* Phone Conversation About the Word 'Malden' in the Saga
* Eric Njorl Court Scene (Njorl's Saga – Part III)
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* Stock Exchange Report
* Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion at the Launderette – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":4">{{Cite web|url = http://www.openculture.com/2011/11/monty_pythons_flying_philosophy.html|title = Monty Python's Best Philosophy Sketches|website = openculture.com}}</ref>
* Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion at North Malden – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":4" />
* Back to the Saga...
* Njorl's Saga – part IV: Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion visit [[Jean-Paul Sartre|Sartre]] in [[Paris]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":4" />
* [[Whicker's World]]
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 28
| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|10|26|df=y}}
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*Emigration from [[Surbiton]] to [[Hounslow]]
*: the opening sequence follows this sketch.
* Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company
* How to Do It
*: a parody of ''[[Blue Peter]]'' (which was about to celebrate its 14th anniversary at the time this episode was transmitted)
* Mrs. Niggerbaiter Explodes
* Vicar / Salesman
* Farming Club
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* "Life of [[Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky|Tschaikowsky]]"
* [[Slim Jeans|Trim-Jeans]] Theatre
* [[The Fish-Slapping Dance]] – written by Palin and Jones<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.montypython.com/tvshow_Monty%20Python%27s%20Personal%20Best%20(2006)/19 |title=Monty Python's Personal Best (2006) |website=www.montypython.com |access-date=2024-12-02}}</ref>
* [[World War II]] (animation)
* ''[[Titanic]]'' Sinking
* The BBC is Short of Money
* SS [[Mother Goose]]
* It's Man Show
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'''Note:''' Shown after the closing credits. [[Lulu (singer)|Lulu]] and [[Ringo Starr]] appear as themselves. This is one of the few times you can hear the man say something besides 'It's'.
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 29
| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = The Money Programme
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|11|2|df=y}}
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*[[The Money Programme]]
* Money Song – written by Idle and John Gould<ref name=":2" />
* [[Elizabeth R|Erizabeth L]]
* Fraud Film Director Squad<ref>{{cite book |last1=Chapman |first1=Graham |last2=Cleese |first2=John |last3=Gilliam |first3=Terry |last4=Idle |first4=Eric |last5=Jones |first5=Terry |last6=Palin |first6=Michael |title=Monty Python's Flying Circus: Just the Words |volume=Two |publisher=Mandarin |location=London |year=1990 |orig-year=1989 |chapter=Twenty-nine |page=[https://archive.org/details/montypythonsflyi0000unse/page/78 78] |isbn=0-7493-0226-7 |quote=I am Inspector Leopard of Scotland Yard, Special Fraud Film Director Squad. |chapter-url=https://archive.org/details/montypythonsflyi0000unse/page/78 }}</ref>
* Hands Up (animation)
* Dead Bishop, a.k.a. Church Police or Salvation Fuzz
* Jungle Restaurant
* Apology for Violence and Nudity
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* [[Ken Russell]]'s "Gardening Club"
* The Lost World of Roiurama
:: the end credits appear here.
* Six More Minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
* [[Argument Clinic]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref>{{Cite web|url = https://raffertysrules.wordpress.com/2015/11/03/top-ten-monty-python-sketches/|title = Top Ten Monty Python Sketches|website = Rafferty's Rules|date = 3 November 2015}}</ref>
* Hitting on the Head Lessons
* Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard
* One More Minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 30
| EpisodeNumber2 = 4 
| Title = Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|11|9|df=y}}
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*Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror
* The Man Who Speaks in [[Anagram]]s – written by Idle<ref name=":8" />
:: the opening sequence follows this sketch.
* Anagram Quiz
* Merchant Banker – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":2" /><ref>{{Cite web|url = http://www.qsulis.org.uk/Website_Louise_Gold/Utterly_Utterly_Live_Comic_Relief.htm|title = Utterly Utterly Live Comic Relief|website = qsulis.org.uk|publisher = WEA}}</ref>
* [[Pantomime horse|Pantomime Horses]]
* Life and Death Struggles
* House-hunters
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* Mary Recruitment Office
* Bus Conductor Sketch
* The Man Who Makes People Laugh Uncontrollably
* Army Captain as Clown
* Gestures to Indicate Pauses in a Televised Talk
* Neurotic Announcers
* The News with [[Richard Baker (broadcaster)|Richard Baker]] (vision only)
* The Pantomime Horse is a Secret Agent
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'''Note:''' Anagrams appear throughout this episode: 'Tony M. Nyphot's Flying Risccu' for the programme itself; 'Chamran Knebt' for Merchant Bank, and 'Mary Recruitment Office' for Army Recruitment Office. The end credits are all in anagrams.

'''Note:''' Richard Baker also does gestures to indicate pauses in the news. <!-- Clarify: here or in real life? -->
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 31
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = The All-England Summarize Proust Competition
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|11|16|df=y}}
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*Summarize [[Marcel Proust|Proust]] Competition – written by Palin and Jones<ref name=":10" />
* Hairdressers Climb Up [[Mount Everest]]
* A Magnificent Festering
* Fire Brigade
* Our Eamonn
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* "Party Hints" with Veronica Smalls
* [[Language lab|Language Laboratory]]
* Travel Agent – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":2" /><ref name=":10" />
* [[Watney Combe & Reid|Watney's Red Barrel]] – written by Idle<ref name=":2" /><ref name=":10" />
* [[Anne Elk's Theory on Brontosauruses]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref>{{Cite web|url = http://www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=7055|title = Miss Anne Elk by Monty Python|website = madmusic.com}}</ref>
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'''Note:''' A running gag throughout this episode is that whenever anyone answers the phone, they take off their shoe as if the person on the other end had asked their shoe size.
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| EpisodeNumber = 32
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = The War Against Pornography
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|11|23|df=y}}
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* [[Tory]] Housewives Clean-up Campaign (a parody of [[Mary Whitehouse]])
* Gumby Brain Specialist
:: the catchphrase, 'My brain hurts!' is born.
* [[Mollusca|Molluscs]] – "Live" TV Documentary
* Report on the Minister Reports
* Tuesday Documentary
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* Children's Story
* Match of the Day
* An Apology
* Expedition to Lake Pahoe
* The Silliest Interview We've Ever Had
* The Silliest Sketch We've Ever Done
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 33
| EpisodeNumber2 = 7
| Title = Salad Days
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|11|30|df=y}}
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* Biggles Dictates a Letter
:: in some video editions, a technical glitch cuts some of the dialogue; but the complete original does exist.
* Climbing the North Face of the [[Uxbridge Road]]
* Lifeboat
* Old Lady Snoopers
* Storage Jars
* TV is Bad For Your Eyes (animation)
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* The Show so Far
* [[Cheese Shop sketch]] – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2" />
* [[Philip Jenkinson]] on Cheese Westerns
* [[Sam Peckinpah's "Salad Days"]]
* Apology
* The News with [[Richard Baker (broadcaster)|Richard Baker]]
* Seashore Interlude Film
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{{Episode list
| EpisodeNumber = 34
| EpisodeNumber2 = 8
| Title = The Cycling Tour
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|12|7|df=y}}
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* Mr. Pither
* Mr. Gulliver (who thinks he is [[Clodagh Rodgers]])
* [[Trotsky]]
* [[Smolensk]]
* Bingo-Crazed Chinese
* Not Secret Police
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* [[Trotsky]] / [[Eartha Kitt]]
* Firing Squad
* [[Eartha Kitt]] / [[Edward Heath]]
* Narrow Escape/Credits
* Monsters Dance to "[[Jack in the Box (song)|Jack in the Box]]"
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'''Note:''' This episode is the first ''Flying Circus'' to feature a full-length story. It is also the first that does not have a formal [[opening sequence]]; instead, a simple caption ("The Cycling Tour") appears at the beginning.

'''Note:''' Chapman's adopted son, John Tomiczek, makes a brief non-speaking appearance as an autograph seeker.

'''Note:''' The episode was written by Palin and Jones with the exception of the last third which was re-written by Cleese and Chapman.<ref name=":7" /> Palin and Jones play only one character each throughout the whole episode (although Jones, suffering from amnesia, imagines himself as [[Clodagh Rogers]], [[Leon Trotsky]], [[Eartha Kitt]] and [[Edward Heath]]).

'''Note:''' The music to which Mr. Pither cycles is the Waltz from Act II of ''[[Faust (opera)|Faust]]'' by [[Charles Gounod]].
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| EpisodeNumber = 35
| EpisodeNumber2 = 9
| Title = The Nude Organist
| AltTitle = The Nude Man
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|12|14|df=y}}
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* Bomb on Plane
* A Naked Man
:: the opening sequence appears after this sketch.
* Ten Seconds of Sex
* Housing Project Built by Characters from Nineteenth-century English Literature
* [[M1 motorway|M1]] Interchange Built by Characters from ''[[Paradise Lost]]''
* Mystico and Janet – Flats Built by Hypnosis
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* Mortuary Hour
* The Olympic Hide-and-Seek Final
* The Cheap-Laughs
* Bull-Fighting
* The British Well-Basically Club
* Prices on the Planet Algon – written by Palin and Jones<ref name=":10" />
* Mr. Badger Reads the Credits
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'''Note:''' Most sketches are interrupted by Mr. Badger (Idle) right from the first sketch onwards. In addition, Palin's Compère and Gilliam's Knight both made one-time reappearances since Series 1 in this episode (there is also a reference to Episode 3 in this scene, in which there are two people carrying a [[donkey]]).
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 10
| Title = E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|12|21|df=y}}
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* Tudor Jobs Agency
* Pornographic Bookshop
* Elizabethan Pornography Smugglers vs. Sir [[Philip Sidney]]
* Silly Disturbances
* The Free Repetition of Doubtful Words Sketch
* 'Is There?'... Life after Death?
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* The Man Who Says Words in the Wrong Order
* Thripshaw's Disease
:: the footage representing the movie version of Thripshaw's Disease was taken from the Polish movie ''[[Knights of the Teutonic Order (film)|Knights of the Teutonic Order]]'', made in 1960.
* Silly Noises
* [[Sherry]]-Drinking Vicar
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'''Note:''' The BBC censored this episode probably more than any other, cutting three sketches (Big Nosed Sculptor, Revolting Cocktails, Wee-Wee Wine Cellar) as well as much of Gilliam's animation.
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| EpisodeNumber2 = 11
| Title = Dennis Moore
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1973|1|4|df=y}}
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* "Boxing Tonight" – [[Jack Bodell]] v. [[Sir Kenneth Clark]]
* Dennis Moore – written by Cleese and Chapman,<ref name=":1" /> obsessed with stealing [[Lupinus|lupins]] for the rural poor
* What the Stars Foretell – written by Palin and Jones (as a parody of the Cleese/Chapman writing style)<ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2" />
* Doctor
* TV4 or Not TV4 – Discussion
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* Lupins – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":1" />
* Ideal Loon Exhibition
* Off-Licence
* Dennis Moore Rides Again – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":1" />
* Prejudice
* Redistribution of Wealth – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":1" />
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| EpisodeNumber = 38
| EpisodeNumber2 = 12
| Title = A Book at Bedtime
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1973|1|11|df=y}}
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* Party Political Broadcast (Choreographed) 
* A Book at Bedtime – "[[Redgauntlet]]"
* [[Kamikaze]] Scotsmen
* No Time to Lose
* Frontiers of Medicine – Penguins
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* BBC programme planners
* Unexploded Scotsmen
* Spot the Looney
* Rival Documentaries
* Dad's Doctors, Dad's Pooves and Other Interesting Stories
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'''Note:''' "Party Political Broadcast (Choreographed)" and "Dad's Doctors, Dad's Pooves and Other Interesting Stories" have been cut from many versions of this episode.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://orangecow.org/pythonet/scripts/sotcaa's_python_edit_news.txt |title=EDIT NEWS: Monty Python's Flying Circus – Intro |access-date=4 March 2017 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20040821135632/http://orangecow.org/pythonet/scripts/sotcaa%27s_python_edit_news.txt |archive-date=21 August 2004 |url-status=dead }}</ref> A clip of "Party Political Broadcast (Choreographed)" has surfaced on YouTube,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBG2NlVpOJs WTTW Channel 11 – Monty Python's Flying Circus – "Missing Political Choreographer Opening" (1980) – YouTube<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> while "Dad's Doctors" has been restored to the iTunes and the [[Blu-ray]] versions of the series, as well as added to the Netflix streaming video version.
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| EpisodeNumber = 39
| EpisodeNumber2 = 13
| Title = Grandstand
| AltTitle = The British Showbiz Awards
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1973|1|18|df=y}}
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* Thames TV Introduction, with (the real) [[David Hamilton (broadcaster)|David Hamilton]]
* "Light Entertainment Awards" with [[Richard Attenborough|Dickie Attenborough]]
* Dickie Attenborough
* The [[Oscar Wilde]] Sketch
* Charwoman (Animation)
* [[David Niven|David Niven's]] Fridge
* [[Pier Paolo Pasolini|Pasolini's]] Film "The Third Test Match"
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* New Brain from [[Curry's]]
* Blood Donor
* International [[Swinging (sexual practice)|Wife-Swapping]]
* Credits of the Year
:: the moment when the two men are discovered in bed together is [[John Cleese]]'s last appearance in the series.
* The Dirty Vicar Sketch
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'''Note:''' During the Light Entertainment Awards, Richard Baker briefly re-appears, saying 'Lemon Curry?'

'''Note:''' This is the second episode without a formal opening sequence.

'''Note:''' Cleese does not appear in the awards ceremony or in any sketch made afterward.
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=== Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus (1972) ===
''Special episodes of [[Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus]]''
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| RTitle = episode 1 ''Blödeln für Deutschland'' (Fooling around for Germany)
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|1|3|df=y}}
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*An Introduction to Monty Python By Frau Newsreader Claudia Doren
*The Journey of The Olympic Flame
*Monty Python's Guide to [[Albrecht Dürer]]
*[[Anita Ekberg]] Sings Albrecht Dürer
*"[[The Merchant of Venice]]" as performed by a herd of cows
*Doctor Breeder
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*Flashers' Love Story (animated)
*Little Red Riding Hood
*Silly Olympics
*''Stake Your Claim''
*The Lumberjack Song with The Austrian Border Police
*The Bavarian Restaurant
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'''Note:''' Edited versions of the "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Silly Olympics" sketches were dubbed into English for use in the Python stage shows. The "Flashers' Love Story" animated segment was also used.<ref name="Johnson p.190">Johnson, Kim "Howard", ''The First 20 Years of Monty Python'', p.190, Plexus {{ISBN|978-0312033095}}</ref> The ''Stake Your Claim'' sketch was included on the English language record ''[[Another Monty Python Record]]''.
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| RTitle = episode 2 ''Blödeln auf die feine Englische Art'' (Fooling around in the fine English way)
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1972|12|18|df=y}}
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*William Tell
*Euro Sex Maniacs
*The Sycophancy Show
*Mouse Reserve/Fish Park
*Chicken Mining
*Heinrich Bonner, Fleabuster (animated)
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*[[The Philosophers' Football Match]] – Greeks vs Germans, First Half
*[[Colin "Bomber" Harris vs Colin "Bomber" Harris]]
*[[The Philosophers' Football Match]] – Greeks vs Germans, Second Half
*10 Seconds of Sex
*I Want A Hearing Aid
*The Tale of Happy Valley (The Princess with The Wooden Teeth)
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'''Note:''' Both parts of "The Philosophers' Football Match" were included in the Python stage shows.<ref name="Johnson p.190"/> An abridged version of "The Tale of Happy Valley" was recorded for the English language record ''[[Monty Python's Previous Record]]''. "Colin 'Bomber' Harris vs Colin 'Bomber' Harris" and "I Want a Hearing Aid" were both originally performed on ''[[At Last the 1948 Show]]'', which predated Monty Python.
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===Series 4 (1974)===
Cleese did not return for the final series. The series was broadcast under the simple banner ''Monty Python'' (although the old full title, ''Monty Python's Flying Circus'', is displayed at the beginning of the opening sequence).{{Citation needed|date=December 2022}} Cleese did receive writing credits on some episodes that featured material he had written for the first draft of ''[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]'' (particularly in "Michael Ellis").

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| EpisodeNumber2 = 1
| Title = The Golden Age of Ballooning
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1974|10|31|df=y}}
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*The [[Montgolfier Brothers]]
*Montgolfier Brothers in Love (Not with each other, obviously)
*[[Louis XVI]]
*The Court of [[George III of the United Kingdom|George III]]
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*Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the Norwegian Party (subtitled)
*[[Zeppelin]]
*The Golden Age of [[Colon cleansing|Colonic Irrigation]]

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This is the third episode without a formal opening sequence.
Almost the entire episode was written by Palin himself.
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| EpisodeNumber = 41
| EpisodeNumber2 = 2
| Title = Michael Ellis
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1974|11|7|df=y}}
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*Department Store
*Buying an Ant – written by Cleese and Chapman<ref name=":10" />
*At Home with The Ant and Other Pets
*Documentary on Ants
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*Ant Complaints
*Ant Poetry Reading
*Toupee Department
*Different Endings
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'''Note:''' This is the second episode to feature a full-length story (the other being "The Cycling Tour" from Series 3). It was mainly written by Cleese and Chapman with some help from Palin and Neil Innes.<ref name=":7" />

'''Note:''' The end credits appear immediately after the opening sequence.
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| EpisodeNumber = 42
| EpisodeNumber2 = 3
| Title = The Light Entertainment War
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1974|11|14|df=y}}
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*Up Your Pavement (the title and announcer call it "Up Your Sidewalk")
:: the theme music heard is a variant of "When Does A Dream Begin?" and based very much on the theme tune to ''[[Steptoe and Son]]'', a popular BBC sitcom of the time. A little later in this sequence, the theme tune for ''[[Blue Peter]]'' can be heard very briefly. [[Douglas Adams]], who previously wrote for the series, makes a brief appearance as a doctor treating a man suffering from [[lumbago]] during a small portion of this skit.
*[[RAF slang|RAF Banter]] – written by Palin and Jones
:: sketch opens with Jones climbing out of a [[Hawker Hurricane]] Mk. I, ''L1592'', now on display at the [[Science Museum (London)|Science Museum]], London.
*Trivializing the War
*[[Court-martial]]
*[[Basingstoke]] in [[Westphalia]]
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*"Anything Goes" (song)
*Film Trailer
*The Public Are Idiots
*Programme Titles Conference
*The Last Five Miles (8&nbsp;km) of the [[M4 motorway|M4]]
*Woody and Tinny Words
*Show-Jumping
:: features Olympic silver medal-winning showjumper [[Marion Mould]] (see also [[Stroller (horse)|Stroller]]).
*Newsflash with [[Peter Woods (journalist)|Peter Woods]]
*"When Does a Dream Begin?" (song)
:: written and performed by [[Neil Innes]], singing to Maggie Weston, the Python make-up girl and future wife of [[Terry Gilliam]].
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'''Note:''' The Nude Organist and the 'It's Man' appear for the last time, in footage taken from the episode with "Dennis Moore".

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| EpisodeNumber = 43
| EpisodeNumber2 = 4
| Title = Hamlet
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1974|11|21|df=y}}
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*Bogus Psychiatrists
*[[Nationwide (TV programme)|Nationwide]]
*Police Helmets
*Father-in-Law
*Hamlet and Ophelia
*Boxing Match Aftermath
*Boxing Commentary
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*Piston Engine (A Bargain)
*A Room in Polonius's House
*Dentists
*Live from Epsom – Jockey Interviews
*Queen Victoria Handicap
*And Then...
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| EpisodeNumber = 44
| EpisodeNumber2 = 5
| Title = Mr. Neutron
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1974|11|28|df=y}}
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*Post-Box Ceremony
*Mr. Neutron
*F.E.A.R. / Mr. Neutron Is Missing!
*Teddy Salad
*Secretary of State and Prime Minister
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*Bombing
*Mrs. Scum
*Teddy Salad Explodes
*Mr. Neutron Escapes
*Conjuring Today
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'''Note:''' This is the third episode to feature a full-length story ("The Cycling Tour" and "Michael Ellis" being the earlier two).

'''Note:''' With the exception of "Post-Box Ceremony", nearly the entire episode was co-written by Palin and Jones.
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| EpisodeNumber = 45
| EpisodeNumber2 = 6
| Title = Party Political Broadcast
| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1974|12|5|df=y}}
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*Most Awful Family in Britain – written by Chapman and [[Neil Innes]]<ref name=":10" />
*Icelandic Honey Week
*[[Patient Abuse]] – written by Chapman and [[Douglas Adams]]<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.darkermatter.com/issue1/douglas_adams.php |title=Douglas Adams: The First and Last Tapes |website=darkmatter.com |last = Shircore|first = Ian |access-date=2024-12-02}}</ref>
*Brigadier and Bishop
*Appeal on Behalf of Extremely Rich People – written by Chapman and Innes<ref name=":10" />
*The Man Who Finishes Other People's Sentences
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*[[David Attenborough]]
*The Walking Trees of [[Republic of Dahomey|Dahomey]]
*Batsmen of the [[Kalahari Desert|Kalahari]]
*Cricket Match ([[assegai]]s)
*BBC News (handovers)
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'''Note:''' A sketch "Ursula Hitler" was intended to be included after the 'BBC News (handovers)" sketch, but was cut from the episode.

'''Note:''' As the episode opens and closes, there are announcements relating to the "Party Political Broadcast on Behalf of the [[Liberal Party (UK)|Liberal Party]]".
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==References==
{{Reflist}}

==External links==
* {{Official website|http://www.montypython.com}}
* {{IMDb episodes|title=Monty Python’s Flying Circus|id=0063929}}
* [http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.htm "The complete unexpurgated scripts of the original TV series" at www.ibras.dk]

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