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'''''CPU Wars''''' is an [[Underground comix|underground comic strip]] by Charles Andres that circulated around [[Digital Equipment Corporation]] and other [[computer]] manufacturers starting in 1977. It described a hypothetical invasion of Digital's slightly disguised [[Maynard, Massachusetts|Maynard]], [[Massachusetts]] ex-woolen mill headquarters (now located in ''Barnyard, Mass'') by troops from ''IPM'', the ''Impossible to Program Machine Corporation'' in a rather-blunt-edged parody of [[IBM]].<ref>"CPU Wars"; in:{{cite book
 | last = Raymond
 | first = Eric S.
 | title = The New Hacker's Dictionary
 | publisher = MIT Press
 | year = 1996
 | url =https://archive.org/details/newhackersdictio00raym_022
 | url-access = limited
 | isbn = 0-262-68092-0
 | page = [https://archive.org/details/newhackersdictio00raym_022/page/n33 129]}}</ref> The humor hinged on the differences in style and culture between the invading forces of IPM and the laid-back employees of the Human Equipment Corporation. For example, even at gunpoint, the employees were unable to lead the invading forces to their leaders because they had no specific leaders as a result their corporation's use of [[matrix management]].

The comic was drawn by a DEC employee, initially anonymous and later self-revealed to be Charles Andres.<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.einet.net/review/40639-767138/Jake_s_Joint_by_Charles_Andres_E_PIX_COM.htm |title="Jake's Joint by Charles Andres E-PIX.COM" |access-date=2008-08-01 |archive-url=https://archive.today/20120729163627/http://www.einet.net/review/40639-767138/Jake_s_Joint_by_Charles_Andres_E_PIX_COM.htm |archive-date=2012-07-29 |url-status=dead }}</ref> A compendium of the strips was finally published in 1980.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20110815091754/http://e-pix.com/CPUWARS/index.html The comic online]</ref>

The most notable trace of the comic is the phrase ''Eat flaming death'', supposedly derived from a famously turgid line in a World War II-era anti-Nazi propaganda comic that ran “Eat flaming death, non-Aryan mongrels!” or something of the sort (however, it is also reported that on the Firesign Theatre's 1975 album [[In The Next World, You're On Your Own]] a character won the right to scream “Eat flaming death, fascist media pigs” in the middle of Oscar night on a game show; this may have been an influence). Used in humorously overblown expressions of hostility. “Eat flaming death, EBCDIC users!”<ref>"Eat flaming death" entry of the ''[[Jargon File]]'' ([[public domain]])</ref>

==References==
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==External links==
* {{Official website|https://web.archive.org/web/20110815091754/http://e-pix.com/CPUWARS/index.html}}

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